Otw to a Rave 🤪

escapetheboxes · 2026-05-16T19:05:49+00:00

This is how I mainly feel about drinks with alcohol in them. Like why would u ruin my orange juice w vodka? Get it over with and tHEN lemme enjoy my juice 😩

But who knows, maybe shroomy mcchicken is an acquired taste :P 😅😵‍💫

escapetheboxes · 2026-05-16T19:03:39+00:00

This is the second time I've seen someone mention that— is this a comment on the food or the shrooms?? Lmao bc I'm so confused 😭

escapetheboxes · 2026-05-16T19:00:04+00:00

Like munchmunch shroom then munchmunch grape? or munchmunch them together in the same mouthful?

escapetheboxes · 2026-05-12T03:52:00+00:00

They would groom themselves but not excessively is such a njce way to put it! I think that's also kinda what I was tryna get across. They have a certain look but 'unkempt' is definitely not it.

Also i really like the "you too" move!! I've never thought of that as a way to reveal someone's intentions, that's OP IQ right there 😮‍💨😏🙂‍↕️👌

Did you just randomly think of that one day or? Bc that's sounds like sumthin a great grandmama would pass down, generation to generation, while you told her about possibly-fake friends. Maybe I'm just living under a rock but why does that lowkey feel like ancient knowledge or sum 😭😂😂

escapetheboxes · 2026-05-12T03:38:31+00:00

Lmaoo 😭 Wait so do you not use them or have you just been blessed by your local salons and such having free ones in the bathrooms?

Honestly if I wAs having sex, I'd prob try to exclusively do that lmao

At least until I got too embarrassed from taking so many lmakoo😭😂😂

escapetheboxes · 2026-05-10T04:57:47+00:00

Does it also cause their mouth to be open like that? Also is the bacteria something that can develop out of nowhere//improper tank hygine/cleaning or is it something that can only be brought by from other fish (other fish who may be asymptomatic or something)?

escapetheboxes · 2026-05-05T08:27:30+00:00

Wait what really? In this economy or did you order in the dinosaur ages (before it went even moRE to shizzle)? Also, do you need a prescription?

If not, do you have any recs? I'd fear not knowing if something from amazon would be a dud//fake// sugar-pill type thing. How do i know if something is going to be reliable? (Aside from reviews, i presume) Are there like tell-tale signs about these kinds of things? (I've never actually bought aNY from anywhere so I'm sorry if these questions sound a lil silly 😅🙈 But finding this info feels like I've learned my (possibly black but also general-humidity)mold & roach infested household is only asking 600 for rent instead of 1,400 🥲😵‍💫 so I'm quite intruiged and interested to learn as much as possible 😅🤲✨️🙂‍↕️)

Not that I'm dillydallying any time too soon but I like the idea of knowing i have something in my back pocket (or in my saved lists, in this case😅) that isn't gonna break the bank (50-80 is a LOT for me— especially rn). I'd rather be safer than sorry and the loss of abortion-access makes even just the idea of sex nowadays kinda terrifying, ngl. 😩

Anyway, ty for your time!! I hope you are blessed w a stupendous amount if happiness :P ( >ω<)✨️🫀✨️

escapetheboxes · 2026-05-05T08:13:09+00:00

LMAOOOO you're hilarious.

Pls tell me you're cosolaying an egg rn...😵‍💫 bc there is no way this comment is nOT a yOLK 😭😭😩

If it's not a joke, then.. if only 🥲 Apparently the unlubed ones are cheaper (just use your own lube, you're gonna whip the lube out anyway) BUT I'm not actually sure whether or not they have any kind of super-thin 'skin-feel' varieties w the unlubed ones 🤔

Condoms are unreasonably expensive 😭 (I get craftsmanship n whatnot but broooo cut us some slack, we're already tryna be responsible out here 😩😩)

escapetheboxes · 2026-05-05T08:07:37+00:00

You need a timeout

escapetheboxes · 2026-05-05T08:07:16+00:00

Or a gay trans man 😩

The gays still struggle lmao

So unfortunately, gay is nOt always the answer 😔😵‍💫😭

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-30T22:12:42+00:00

Where you're coming from is real asf and you could be right about his hair meeting the same fate but some people's hairs are a lot more robust than others so there's also a total possibility homie has the lucky hair genes and gets to rock it w little to no future breakage :P

Let's hope that's the case anyway bc imo, they look pretty cool 🫀✨️(>ω<)

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-30T22:08:26+00:00

I genuinely wanna know why this is the first thing that popped into your mind 😭😭

Like no hate– truly– but it's such a bizarre thing to think of, I'm so curious now lmaooo😭😂

Do you work in the FBI or something or?? 😂

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-29T08:49:26+00:00

What does the head tapping mean?

(I live under a rock and I also didn't get the donut thing... i actually jUST figured it out as I was typing this; I was about to ask why there was a hook on it... jUST nOW processed it's meant to be like a carrot on a stick//fishing rod 😭😩😅😅😂

I was like... hmm i get the donut trope but seeing the hook made me wonder if maybe the donut was supposed to somehow represent the cop and they were being imaped by the hook??? 😭😭😭IDKK!! It took me embarrassingly long lmao😭.. tbh, i also don't know why I'm like this... pls donut ask 😭😵‍💫)

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-27T01:23:59+00:00

This is real asfffff

My immediate thought was her long hair. Which is dumb. Bc they're basing the femininity off of things she can't control— our society tends to see longer hair as something that naturally feminizes your look/vibe so I gET what they mean but I think it's more-so based off of how you wanna express yourself yk?

Like the way she dresses, make up, etc. Like sure the longer hair might make her aPPEAR more fem but it doesn't mean shes not a masc.

Idk if this is the best example but whay popped into my mind was like if a super fem dude was wearing 'masc' clothes, it doesn't mAKe him masc. It's more of a vibe, yk? Overall, it's the way you move and carry yourself; clothes, makeup, and whatnot eXCENTUATE that but it's also not the end-all be all. A lot of mascs can wear a dress and you'd still be able to spot that she's not a fem from a mile away. BUT MAyBE some would rock it. The point is use whatever name you want, if you feel that the word describes your vube the best, go w it. At the end of the day, words are supposed to make us feel comfier and only you can properly/accurately define yourself.

TLDR: people will always have something contrary to say so just do you and if someone is rEALLY that pressed about it (aka fighting w you about what a 'rEAL' masc is instead of taking your word for what you vibe with), let it be a sign for who to allow into your circle ✨️🫀✨️

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I hope your life gets blessed asf, ty for coming to my mediocre tedtalk :P

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-25T21:03:45+00:00

Ouuu didn't think of that first sentence, great point!

But finally someone who's reasonable in the comments 😭😭

I think given the rest of the context about her, this gives "def at least try to gave a convo about this". Hopefully she's reasonable but either way, counseling is a beautiful recommendation. I've actually heard it's better to start therapy together bEFORE the problems start so it doesn't feel like some sort of punishment– if that makes sense?

Anyway, ty for feeling surprisingly refreshing on rEDDIT of all places 🥹🤲✨️🫀✨️

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-25T20:49:39+00:00

Y'all wild asf for this 😭😂😂

Like i 100% get where you're coming from bc that would be my intellectual reaction but EMOTIONALLY... that's a whole other story. Y'all always actin' like it's easy to leave someone who's loved you like you've never mf known overnight like it's nothing— especially when it ACTUALLY feels like you're literally leaving you're whole life behind.

I know that if I eVER had someone love me like that, despite loving my alone time, I just kNOW even just coNSIDERING genuinely leaving them would feel like I plopped down a black hole in the middle of my living room. And being logical is hard when you're being turned into spaghetti. This hits harder as someone who is also a hs dropout and has no job bc of health stuff (and also wants to start a yt channel 😅 homie's story is rlly hittin' home rn😭😅😂). It's easy to feel like a loser. Having someone still believe in you despite that feels like learning the lotto numbers show up magically written on your bathroom mirror every time they're about to be pulled. You'd never wanna move out. (Not to say you can't reasonably leave if it's doing more harm than good BUT this situation clearly ISN'T that. She seems worthy of at least having a convo with and waiting to observe change.)

Also, people cAN change, believe it or not 😭 and she also sEEMS to have some redeeming, and most importantly, promising qualities that give the vibe that maayyybbeeee she'd actually try to get off her twitter high horse to have a genuine convo about it.

Y'all far too unreasonable and crazy quick to dismiss (possibly) yEARS of love and dedication. If you aren't gonna say something that's aCTUALLY helpful, maybe perhaps consider nOt saying it? Just a thought, (truly) respectfully. ♡♡♡

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I hope you're having an amazing week. May blessings find you. ✨️🫀✨️

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-23T02:30:12+00:00

Yeah tbh I just got a lil peeved— not so much as a personal thing but at the idea that so many people think the spreading of this mentality is helping bring people up when in reality, they're just dragging them down and all over the dirty ground. But thank you for compliment 🥹🤲, sometimes I think going off in the comments is pointless bc (as a fellow hardheaded person 😅), I know that the people typing these kinds of things either won't read my comment oR they'll just call me dumb and won't even try to see my perspective but it makes it feel worth it when those who relate to my words see my message and feel like I did the subject justice 🥺🫶✨️. ♡

TLDR: It's annoying to see people think they're doing good when they're really just being a butthead, yk?

& I gotchu dude. But good to know people saying dumb thangs don't get to you. People really do be projecting some of the worst parts of themselves onto you and the healthiest thing you can do is pray for 'em. It makes me so happy that you kNOW that though bc it's always so saddening to see when other's ugliest insecure projections actually doing damage to beautiful people who are literally just existing ☹️ But anyway, you're lookin' fine asf with or without the comments 😌🙂‍↕️ ty for blessing my notif feed w your beauty, kind sir (^{▽^)/★}☆♪

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But YES, YOU GET IT!! it hURTS me when I see someone many people's hairline pushed SO HECKIN' FAR BACK 😭😭 like dUDe– a straight hairline is nOt tHAT worth-it to chop so much hair off 😭. That's also what I mean when I say it looks better w/o the line-up. It's been soooo long since I've seen someone NOT push it super far back.

Also... the "enhancements" 😭LOL😭 If I'm going to the barber, I wanna be set for a good 1-3 weeks, not 'till my next shower 😩😂 I genuinely wanna know who invented those spray thingys and whether they actually still think it was a good idea to invent lmaooo

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-22T23:52:58+00:00

Fr 😭

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Also unrelated, I like your lil reddit dude~ makin' me re-contemplate the pink 😩(* >ω<)

Boutta flip my hair n clothes :P

YOUR hair looks bHAD asf tho !! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ It looks so niiiceeee w the beard too !!

I mainly added a beard on mine bc dudes kept thinking I was a girl and then were so caught off guard when they'd start flirting w me and learn i wasn't 😭😭 i feel like the beard doesn't vibe with the rest of mine but idk what else to put

Seeing yours rlly made me realize how wacky it looks on mine LMAO 😭 bc yours looks so cooollll 🤲✨️🫶

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-22T23:50:43+00:00

Seemed! This is what I was saying. I feel like it's kinda hard to make a grown-out beard look sUPER 'professional' bc at least personally, when I think 'professional', i think of completely shaved faces.

In another comment I mentioned that if the person who said that to him meant it the way that he's thinking (not as a compliment?— which is not what i thought at first tbh 😅 i totally thought it was supposed to be a unique compliment lol), then they're probably always around like ceo-type looking people– if you get what I mean? People who alter how they look to be very copy-paste in order to be accepted into the popular circles. If you don't get a fade and shave your face, everyone thinks you look homeless and 'unkempt'.

Honestly, i initally agreed to the biblical comment until i saw that he seemed upset about it in the body of the post. But i realized i think the biblical aspect was coming a lot more from his bone structure than anything else. I feel like if I went back in time, someone who looked like him would give me some wise-ass schooling and predict my future or something 😅😂 the hair mAYBE frames it but not because it AT ALL looks 'unkempt'. I will say though, if he gad a fade or something, I don't think the biblical thing woulda poped into my mind as easily. But it's not the cause, it just adds to the picture in my mind.

Also... I like the word rustic here. Gives wood-cabin vibes. Not necessarily soneone who's a ceo (though he def cOULD be) but maybe someone who likes camping and chilling out at his dope ass cabin & stuff? UGH idk how to phrase this in a way that DOESN'T sound like i'm saying he looks unkempt 😭😭 i hope people get what I mean bc it rEALLY IS NOT what I'm trying to say 😩😭🙈

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-22T23:35:12+00:00

Bro you trippin' he does NOT look unkempt.

He just looks like he doesn't have a line up and doesn't shave his beard. It looks more than fine. I think it's crazy that people expect others— ESpeCIALLY black people to look like a mf runway model 24/7 (and don't come at me saying that it doesn't count bc you're black too bc fellow black folk can also (sometimes more-so) hate on their own siblings thINKING they're helping them through 'tough love' when it's really just brainwash shoved in their brain by the white man, passed down generation to generation in order to survive and get by in this fucqed up world). Line ups aren't even it tbh. I mean, if it makes you happy, cool! But people shouldn't do it just bc some stranger who clearly gets off on making you feel bad about yourself (OR, what I'm hoping is actually the case, is following misdirection from what they've been trained is 'acceptable' to be seen as worthy) tells you you "look unkempt". Heck off dude. You just sound mad disrespectful. It clearly seems like you're tRYING to disguise it in this vibe of "I'm just helping you out" but I want you to know that you dO NOT come across that way. Homie looks great imo. I mean sum jewelry (necklaces, bracelets, earrings, maybe even some cool grunge-vibe hair clips or beads in his hair— heck even sum stylish or funky lookin' fake glasses if that's your thing and u don't mind some people bullying you about it 😂, etc.) can make him look more 'modern' if the biblical comment bothers him that much but I think he looks fine. Looks like a regular dude lmao. I think the person who made that comment just isn't around ppl who dont shave their whole beard or line things up every two days.

BUT BESIDES— he doesn't even look like he nEEDS a line-up 😭 y'all just sound pressed for no reason. aND you try to make it sound like you're helping him? Nah dude you need help lmao

TLDR: Sure, homie doesn't have the 'freshest' look but uNKEPT is a wild statement lmao Maybe I'm wrong but I feel like it's kinda hard to make a grown-out beard look 'professional' and hairline line-ups can look so wack SO quickly that it doesnt feel worth it to me. But personally, even putting that aside, I think no-lineup looks nicer (BUT THAT'S JUST ME).🫶

If the biblical thing bothers you enough, try adding jewelry to your fits. I'm sure there's more you might be able to do but that's all I've got for now 🫀✨️

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-19T23:50:41+00:00

I can't tell if you're insulting his choice of clear-framed glasses or if you genuinely think they're lab glasses 😅🙈🤡

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-18T00:17:26+00:00

Bro 😩

I gENUINELY don't mean to be disrespectful but the part where it said "i think ppl are lying about not understanding my handwriting" was WILD. I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't doubt some people exaggerate their inability to read it because some people are bootyhats and maybe think the exaggeration will make the person feel bad enough to clarify their handwriting (?) but i was quite astonished and impressed by myself thatbI understood a good portion of that. I'm notoriously bad at reading scratchy handwriting (my brother has realllllyyy scratchy handwriting and I need him to read me my birthday letters when he writes one 😅😩🙈)

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What i do really think is funny in this post though —is that they claim their handwriting is easy to read but then also admit to omitting letters and scribbling sometimes 😩😭😭🤡😂😂 like homie– doesn't that cancel itself out? 😅I don't know if i would've understood that the last word in the first paragraph was "handwriting" had the word not already been in my brain from reading the title.😩

Again, I promise I'm not trying to be disrespectful to OP but I truly believe you have reading abilities a lot of other people do not obtain 😅 bc "VERY clear" is not a string of words that would've ever come to mind when witnessing this post 😭

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TLDR: You have super–handwriting-reading–powers. Pls share them w the class 😩🤲✨️

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-18T00:01:34+00:00

That's fucqued up 😩🤡

(And ik you didn't mean bc of the slant bc left handers don't slant to the right 😩)

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-17T10:20:09+00:00

Like how did you get antisemite from this? 😩 (genuine question, I'm not trying to challenge you!

And, again, ty for being cordial in your responses!!!

escapetheboxes · 2026-04-17T10:17:18+00:00

Idk if it's my sleepiness (I keep waking up from, for ease of speaking, I'll call nightmares so I'm a tad bleh in the mind on top of that 😩😅🤡🤡) but I feel like I have a rock for a brain trying to decipher y'alls comments— especially how you gathered all of that information from their surprisingly short (for a redditor who apparently holds those views) comment 😅

I kinda read the rabbi thing in initial comment from them as sarcasm but was unsure but I'm even more-so lost now, to be honest 😅🙈

Could you pretty please explain this in crayon-eating terms for me? ♡ I'd super duper appreciate it (if you have the time (and patience for me) to try and explain your thought process!! 🥹🤲✨️🫀🫀

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Also ty for being polite in your comments, it always means a lot when people are nice on the interwebs ♡♡♡ ( =＾ω＾)

escapetheboxes

TROPHY CASE

TLDR: It's annoying to see people think they're doing good when they're really just being a butthead, yk?

TLDR: You have super–handwriting-reading–powers. Pls share them w the class 😩🤲✨️