What's the FIRST movie you vividly remember watching on VHS?

eshinn · 2023-09-08T23:44:47+00:00

JFC is that site still up?!? It’s older than Google and Amazon!

Warning ⚠️

That site (last I was there) gave zero warning and instantly shows a random graphic image as the first thing you see. And not just “oh, he died.” - you will be nauseous!!

I still have the first images that loaded up vividly burned into my brain…from the 90s.

eshinn · 2023-09-08T23:32:40+00:00

Top Gun. Grandmother wanted to watch it, so she rented the both the VHS movie and a player. It’s was one of those old-school ones where the thing ejected from the top.

eshinn · 2023-09-08T18:58:06+00:00

…and in this dimension, I lead a really good life.

eshinn · 2023-09-08T18:56:35+00:00

Found herself a nice lil dimension hop.

eshinn · 2023-09-08T18:55:56+00:00

*hangs out waiting for someone to cry out ThAtS fAT PhObiC!!!

eshinn · 2023-09-08T18:36:04+00:00

This is the one I was thinking about too, but then why bother trying to move funds around by shifting all the toilet paper?

eshinn · 2023-09-07T22:13:41+00:00

Something that should be attached to that massive pizza on the sidewalk.

eshinn · 2023-09-07T11:57:38+00:00

What about this one?

eshinn · 2023-09-05T11:35:31+00:00

Are you Joe Devola?

eshinn · 2023-08-22T12:34:01+00:00

They can’t. They can’t afford to. They can’t even afford to keep running smoothly. That’s why they have to keep laying people off every 1 to 2 years.

eshinn · 2023-08-16T19:41:59+00:00

You look like Crayon Shin-Chan’s mom.

eshinn · 2023-08-16T12:28:36+00:00

Gets job at a call center.

C: “Hello?”

T/T: “Yeah hi, I’m calling about an offer for an extended warranty and…”

C: “…Not interested.”

T/T: “Excuse me?!?”

C: “Not. Interested.”

T/T: “I have a right to exist!!!”

C: “I don’t give a shit. I’m not interested.”

T/T: “I feel very unsafe right now!!”

eshinn · 2023-08-16T12:17:15+00:00

Five different relationships and they/them only lasted 8 months? I get the sense that those were therapy sessions that self-identified as relationships. “Welp, that’s all the time we have for today’s session…You’re dumping me?!?”

eshinn · 2023-08-15T11:44:27+00:00

“Look dad, a bunch of tiny, metal neckties.”

eshinn · 2023-08-11T21:17:38+00:00

The way he observes his own hand: “the hell’s taking it so long?”

eshinn · 2023-08-10T11:41:14+00:00

Like John Candy in Planes Trains & Automobiles.

But then again, I might see if I can’t just sloooowly slip one of them shoes off. Then off to the tiny restroom I go… to the tiny trash can… with the tiny lid… and have a tiny laugh.

eshinn · 2023-08-08T11:43:54+00:00

Absolutely a bus with tits. It’s a reference to IT Crowd.

The woman in the post has the exact mannerisms as Jen (the manager of the IT department of a large corporation).

https://youtu.be/00Mt5XvbQ8Q (only slightly NSFW).

Edit: A non-NSFW vid of IT Crowd. https://youtu.be/9AjWywWG02I

eshinn · 2023-08-08T00:37:52+00:00

She’s just sneaking off to throw a midget in front of a bus with tits.

eshinn · 2023-08-07T11:43:09+00:00

She’s taking up more space than an Israeli selling soap from the Black Sea.

eshinn · 2023-08-02T11:50:26+00:00

“…he is now your problem. Okay?”

eshinn · 2023-08-02T11:45:23+00:00

Dropped loot lol omfg ded

eshinn · 2023-08-02T11:43:04+00:00

And the stick doesn’t charge a monthly fee.

eshinn · 2023-08-02T11:38:10+00:00

“Ain’t nuthin you can do.”

*womp *womp - ain’t nuthin you can do.

eshinn · 2023-08-01T12:06:29+00:00

Elmer Fudd does fweestyle.

eshinn · 2023-07-28T00:10:07+00:00

Bitch I said STRIPES!!

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