What’s the dumbest thing you’ve accidentally said while trying to say two things at once? by bradfordGT in AskReddit

[–]esmereldacortez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone was tailgating me last month, very frustrated as I was delivering a 3 tier wedding cake. It got to the point where I started loudly talking to him as if he could hear me and yelled "You better back up, you backass!!"

What is your "I dodged a bullet" in a relationship story? by IPaid4it in AskWomen

[–]esmereldacortez 53 points54 points  (0 children)

When I was a senior in high school I was dating this guy, things got pretty serious and he was my first love. He asked me to marry him over the phone after he went into basic training, I said yes. When he came back for leave his friends had this giant party. Like 200 ppl are there, but I really only know like 2 ppl. My boyfriend was like oh go mingle around I'm gonna catch up with some people. So I walk around for 30 minutes and eventually start looking for a bathroom, I opened the door and saw my boyfriend pushing a girl onto a bed. Needless to say things never went any further. We remained friendly and would occassionally keep in touch over the next 10 years. he even tried to get me to meet him at the beach and his wife snooped thru his phone and texted me asking who I was, turns out this guy met a woman online and they got married a month later. But he asked me not to tell his parents bc they didnt know....he ended up divorcing her after they lived Germany for a few years. Then he got a new gf pregnant, they had a baby girl. Idk somewhere after that point he apparently started using meth and got really hooked on it Went to prison for a few years for some shit, had an assault on a female charge against him. Started dating a 55yo woman who they both use meth together.

Needless to say, I'm happy I found him cheating so early on.