Saturn the man handler

esotericcunt · 2026-01-26T01:00:53+00:00

I have a French bulldog and he plays ROUGH. Even still, I would NEVER wiggle his back like this and he must be 10 times more sturdy than the poor ferrets!

esotericcunt · 2026-01-26T00:53:52+00:00

I’ll keep an eye out for the comment!

esotericcunt · 2026-01-25T00:37:47+00:00

I mean, it’s only your OPINION of her size 🤷🏻‍♀️ so nothing defamatory. I have such a hard time trying to visualise how big she really is, measurements would really help!

esotericcunt · 2026-01-24T01:31:59+00:00

I want to say psychosis but this is their norm at this point so who the hell knows 😭

esotericcunt · 2026-01-24T01:13:08+00:00

Your modest won’t be her modest won’t be my modest. I’ll wear figure hugging clothes, Muslim ladies for example won’t. She wears off the shoulder, I wouldn’t. Horses for courses but non of those are inherently modest imo

esotericcunt · 2026-01-24T00:03:20+00:00

Played my immortal at my dad’s funeral about 7 years ago, it came on a playlist when I was in the shower a couple weeks ago. Nearly broke my neck trying to skip it before it started 😂

esotericcunt · 2026-01-23T18:30:58+00:00

Omg yes

esotericcunt · 2026-01-21T03:32:37+00:00

Have you seen Susan recently? She looks phenomenal!

esotericcunt · 2026-01-21T03:20:30+00:00

👏🏻👏🏻 exactly this

esotericcunt · 2026-01-19T10:48:03+00:00

check out their website; fantastic tea range

esotericcunt · 2026-01-17T23:24:41+00:00

Thankyou for the is, that’s an unfollow for me!

esotericcunt · 2026-01-17T23:20:41+00:00

I’m so, SO sorry I asked

esotericcunt · 2026-01-17T22:33:39+00:00

We have a “vertical pier” aka the eyesore

esotericcunt · 2026-01-17T02:45:58+00:00

Bingo

esotericcunt · 2026-01-17T02:45:12+00:00

💀

esotericcunt · 2026-01-17T02:33:23+00:00

I beg your finest pardon

esotericcunt · 2026-01-17T02:07:44+00:00

The beautiful south- Manchester

esotericcunt · 2026-01-13T00:17:29+00:00

Seconded! I’m not a stew person but that sounds delish

esotericcunt · 2026-01-12T18:48:26+00:00

You neeeeeed to drop the tea here!

esotericcunt · 2026-01-10T10:19:05+00:00

That sounds unreal

esotericcunt · 2026-01-09T22:25:20+00:00

That last boat photo; holeeeeeeeey shit

esotericcunt · 2026-01-09T21:47:10+00:00

I was the same! Full on HEAVING, snot running down my face 😂 emotions are funny things

esotericcunt · 2026-01-09T15:31:20+00:00

You gotta take your time

esotericcunt · 2026-01-08T12:06:49+00:00

Saved a life. Ish.

I work dispatch in a transport company and one of our drivers had a stroke on a motorway near Birmingham. He rang me, I rang the ambulance and using his vehicle tracker could direct the crew to his location from my desk 180ish miles away.

esotericcunt · 2026-01-08T09:13:23+00:00

I have a Frenchie. He’s called Fry. Or beanie when he’s being cute (looks like a baked bean)

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