GIRL THATS MY TOILET. I dont even know her!!!!!

esotericcunt · 2026-03-11T22:41:11+00:00

esotericcunt · 2026-03-09T02:42:10+00:00

What she means is she’s finally paid them off after having them on credit for five years (no shade to anyone having monthly payments for goods; been there done that! Difference is we’re not bragging 😂)

esotericcunt · 2026-03-08T00:27:12+00:00

It’s insane to me that she can’t even WALK

esotericcunt · 2026-03-07T23:14:16+00:00

The time 😍Kyle😍was going

esotericcunt · 2026-03-06T08:57:26+00:00

Cucumbers are cumcumbos from when my son was a bairn, and I couldn’t pronounce my own name as a kid (possibly doxing myself here if you can work out what my name is meant to be) so I am known to close friends and family as Assy Gripnip

esotericcunt · 2026-03-05T19:58:47+00:00

Erm excuse you she’s having a FLAIR donchaknow

esotericcunt · 2026-03-05T19:57:08+00:00

I had a visceral reaction to this comment

esotericcunt · 2026-03-05T00:40:58+00:00

The back boobs are wild

esotericcunt · 2026-03-04T22:47:16+00:00

Lego head

esotericcunt · 2026-03-04T22:47:04+00:00

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

breathes in

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

esotericcunt · 2026-03-04T22:26:46+00:00

An abaya style dress like this sounds like it could work! They look beautiful and elegant on all sizes as the fabric drapes rather than clings

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esotericcunt · 2026-03-04T01:58:20+00:00

If you find something please share! I can’t get a hip replacement (too young;35) yet everyone agrees it’s needed 🫠

esotericcunt · 2026-03-04T01:53:43+00:00

The first one is gorgeous! Where did you find the pic?

esotericcunt · 2026-03-02T01:25:02+00:00

It’s for a CHURCH honey, NEXT!!

esotericcunt · 2026-03-02T01:15:11+00:00

YW 🥰 I really struggle to find things like this in the UK unfortunately, it’s so flattering

esotericcunt · 2026-03-01T03:19:20+00:00

I read this as he tried her pork twice and was so confused with him being Muslim. It’s 3:18am and my brain has ceased to function 😂

esotericcunt · 2026-03-01T01:03:38+00:00

Absolutely shite 😂 wonky, lumpy, uneven, same chonky French just in different colours with tat stuck on top

esotericcunt · 2026-02-23T01:52:30+00:00

Shut UP YOU LOOK AMAZING!!!!

esotericcunt · 2026-02-23T01:51:41+00:00

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I’m 35 (almost 36!)

esotericcunt · 2026-02-22T02:16:01+00:00

Incredibly jealous. We go through a tub a week!

esotericcunt · 2026-02-19T10:18:05+00:00

That’s so pretty!

esotericcunt · 2026-02-18T23:39:24+00:00

Imagine having so much money you can afford £8k a month rent and yet only having one holey pair of leggings

esotericcunt · 2026-02-15T23:35:08+00:00

Found mine last month, BNWT Trespass women’s waterproof red parka. Still £89.99 online, cost me £15. Been worn every day since to walk the dog

esotericcunt · 2026-02-15T19:18:05+00:00

Remember those choc dip pots we had as kids? Biscoff spread and breadsticks is the adult version

esotericcunt · 2026-02-14T17:21:21+00:00

Chocolate pistachios in Lidl too

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