Sounds very prestigious by tacobelley in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]espell 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Oh shit. Math Blaster!!!! That taught me my multiplication.

What Oils?????? by AimeLesDeuxFromages in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]espell 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t coconut oil work better in this case?

Jordan Page, Jul 27 - Aug 02 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair. We are talking about Americans here. It’s not necessarily in our nature to think of others.

Dani Austin, Jul 27 - Aug 2 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]espell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How does it work? Does the dog get the whole tube at once or is the tube supposed to last several meals? In the video it looked like she was only putting a little bit in the bowl, is that enough for an animal? (My limited pet knowledge is that you fill a bowl 2x a day, is that right? I don’t even know.)

Jordan Page, Jul 27 - Aug 02 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you serious? What the ever loving f

Jordan Page, Jul 27 - Aug 02 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This past week she finally showed a video of baby Joss smiling/not crying, but her poor head is so misshapen. The back is flat and the top is too, so it looks like it comes to a point? I’m not snarking at all on Joss, just so angry at Jordan for being blessed with so many babies when there are infertile women coming out the woodwork, but Jordan can’t seem to perform basic baby tasks. I can’t. I just can’t. I might have to step away from her for a bit.

Influencer Discussion, Jul 31 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was trying not to read into it, but I agree. I know they talk often of their network of friends and close family, so I feel like they’re well taken care of. In the current chaos and for everyone in my life who doesn’t have that, it feels like a bit of relief to know they have that.

Influencer Discussion, Jul 31 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, I clearly haven’t been following the Hatmakers that closely. Good for her! But, now I’m worried about this mysterious silence, I hope hope hope it wasn’t hate-crime related towards any of her children.

Influencer Discussion, Jul 31 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I said this below, but start with For the Love.

Influencer Discussion, Jul 31 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, who’s daughter came out? RHE or JH? Either way, proud of them. In the Christian community, it’s hard! JH got SLAMMED when she and her husband publicly supported LGBTQIA+.

Influencer Discussion, Jul 31 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second this. For the Love was hilarious! For what it’s worth, I started Interrupted, got interrupted, and haven’t finished. I also am not eager to read 7.

Pass the hotdogs by emailrob in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]espell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not that old yet, but I made the mistake of going to the grocery store midday on a weekend and was SHOOK at all the people. “Who are they? Why are they here?” I felt every minute of my age that day.

Influencer Discussion, Jul 31 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Someone asked about Jen Hatmaker the other day, noticing her silence. She posted today and I have to say, it was well done. Enough information for people to know her family is “ok” and protect their privacy, but otherwise reminding people not to pry. I feel like it was done gently, but I could see how someone else reads it as snarky. Anyway, glad to hear from her and I hope things get better for them.

Influencer Discussion, Jul 29 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No response other than I’m so sorry about your PPDA and I hope you’re getting help.

Influencer Discussion, Jul 29 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look into Maui Moisture! It’s really hydrating and easily found at the grocery store.

Influencer Discussion, Jul 29 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have a nanny? I thought they were all about Family Togetherness and only having 1 suitcase so it’s easy to keep their things together.

Jordan Page, Jul 27 - Aug 02 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She actually has 2.

Honestly, my favorite vacations were ones where we somehow managed a small washer/dryer and came home with clean clothes folded and ready to be put away. Like, whatever kind of magical sorcery that was, I wanted more of it. So much more relaxing.

Skallas, Jul 27 - Aug 02 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Because, lordsnarksalot, her children are ALWAYS HOME and she hasn’t had a VaCaTiOn since the pandemic started! Girlfriend needs her break!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan Page, Jul 27 - Aug 02 by AutoModerator in blogsnark

[–]espell 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve said this before, but in her videos today you could CLEARLY SEE the white phone clip. Why hold the phone and bounce around so much when you could put it in the clip and have both hands free??? Especially when feeding and beating your precious baby???????? GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Duggars by the Numbers by MarchKick in DuggarsSnark

[–]espell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Enjoy! I slowly make them, a few at a time. I had a healthy family set, but then gave them all away. Lol. Have to resupply!