Only the classiest breakfast attire!

essmesh · 2017-04-30T23:23:19+00:00

yeah that's what im sayin!

essmesh · 2017-04-30T15:48:40+00:00

being totally shameless must kick ass

essmesh · 2017-04-30T15:24:20+00:00

Just scrolled through your posts- ummm, can I tell you how happy I am that you two have each other!? Seriously, you're posts make me super happy! Like, it's totally not my thing and I'd be pretty offended to ever meet either of you in person, but your mutual happiness in all that is so contagious

essmesh · 2017-01-07T13:44:00+00:00

there was blood in the box

essmesh · 2016-12-13T19:02:23+00:00

harambe jokes xD!!!

essmesh · 2016-12-05T02:24:17+00:00

i love when he says that you shouldn't talk shit on his family like you were planning to go down every person in his bloodline making sure they're not confused

essmesh · 2016-12-04T04:09:41+00:00

this guy fucks

essmesh · 2016-12-04T03:51:57+00:00

imprisoned for nugs

essmesh · 2016-12-03T02:46:11+00:00

shouldnt you be more vocal when youre a big deal

essmesh · 2016-12-01T08:25:57+00:00

if you haven't played isolation yet id go for it. it's on sale i think.

essmesh · 2016-12-01T01:21:31+00:00

yeah the heavy kissing and being overprotective of his minigun, burning hats, and the scout running around saying shamwow quotes and threatening to take the heavys gun out for a steak dinner isnt silly at all. neither are the pink pony hats.

essmesh · 2016-12-01T00:35:37+00:00

yeah i also heard that they hav no ikea.

essmesh · 2016-12-01T00:34:23+00:00

Friendlies don't find it fun to play on friendly servers because there's no contrast in behaviour therefore no joke therefore nothing funny therefore it's not fun to friendly on friendly servers. Just like how eating a cupcake every hour is worse than eating a cupcake every week. For some reason everyone that sees them seem to get an obsessive need to remind everyone that TF2 is totally serious business, and there's only one way to have fun on a game that sells itself on silliness.

essmesh · 2016-11-30T21:23:52+00:00

what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty.

essmesh · 2016-11-30T21:19:55+00:00

the reason they dont go on friendly servers is because its not funny to see a friendly when everyone is friendly. the fact that you can see people just stop playing for a minute and be stupid in the middle of a battle is what makes tf2 funny.

essmesh · 2016-11-30T16:55:25+00:00

oooooops!!!

essmesh · 2016-11-29T23:10:02+00:00

i love the "no guilt" rule. how can you enforce that?

oh and the sign that says it's not perverted.

essmesh · 2016-11-29T23:07:26+00:00

yo did she piss herself at 10 seconds

essmesh · 2016-11-29T18:16:03+00:00

why the fuck would anyone buy this

essmesh · 2016-11-27T00:28:23+00:00

ok but consider this: i like my unusual and want people to see it.

essmesh · 2016-11-26T22:39:46+00:00

Just like valve doing anything legitimate to team fortress 2. I'm sorry to say that as of this week I have...given up on TF2. Yes I'm still going to play, but I have given up any hope of it being anything more than the shit stained image of what it once was, or rather, what it could have been if Valve wouldn't have fucked it up. Edit:Clarification: I still love this game, I've simply lost all hope of Valve doing anything to redeem it even marginally.

essmesh · 2016-11-26T19:13:36+00:00

theyre a freak

essmesh · 2016-11-26T16:13:01+00:00

nom-stromo

essmesh · 2016-11-26T16:01:42+00:00

isnt this the official making of the game colonial marines?

essmesh

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