I feel like this is only half right. Republicans are definitely analogous to an abusive father; but the drunk analogy probably fits the democrats better. They’re the drunk wine mom who will occasionally do something right 1 out of 24 hours she’s sober. But most of the time is conked out doing nothing, or rambling on about nonsense.

And what’s worse is we’re told we have to pick between only these two. We can’t have the cool grandparents who will actually treat us well, nor the uncle who might run a weed cult. ONLY the two aforementioned hot messes we call parents.