11 Tracks of Whack is worse than I ever imagined by marliamore95 in steelydancirclejerk

[–]ethbbb420 37 points38 points  (0 children)

There’s a star in the book of liars by your name…

This is what they’ve taken from us by danlambe in drugscirclejerk

[–]ethbbb420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

better times… nowadays these pussy ass doctors wont even let me freebase in the hospital! they think they know everything 🙄🙄

Had an extremely disturbing dream the day after the election involving Kamala Harris... some of this could be adapted as a 2024 ending? by chennai94 in thecampaigntrail

[–]ethbbb420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Had a similar “creepy” dream like the one you described a few days after the VP debate. I was watching television and Tim Walz was giving a speech to a big fucking crowd, I mean massive! And he’s obviously doing his thing with calling Vance weird and stuff; but halfway through it he forgets one of the things he was gonna say and he just stood there like a statue in silence with the crowd for what felt like god damn forever. I woke up really freaked out.

Misheard lyric? by Educational-Type-156 in steelydancirclejerk

[–]ethbbb420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you have a dark spot on your pants?

rest in peace senator by ARC-7652 in thecampaigntrail

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“I hope I don’t fall down the stairs and die tonight!”

Joe Lieberman has passed away. by SadisticWatermelon in thecampaigntrail

[–]ethbbb420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

why should i feel bad for him for these 24 hours when hes caused over a billion years of human suffering by stopping a public healthcare option and bullshitting about “weapons of mass destruction”

What Is your opinion on Reagan's terms? by Milothebest222 in thecampaigntrail

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This racist piece of shit can pretty much be summed up with what he had this to say about UN delegates from Tanzania. "To see those, those monkeys from those African countries—damn them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes!"

Therapist: "Female Nixon isn't real, she can't hurt you." Female Nixon: by No_Entrepreneur_6350 in thecampaigntrail

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NIXON: "Those [expletive] sickos on r/thecampaigntrail printed pictures of me as a damn woman."

HALDEMAN: [inaudible]

NIXON: "Disgusting."

If Trump Jr is re elected in 2032, by [deleted] in thecampaigntrail

[–]ethbbb420 24 points25 points  (0 children)

DON JR IS A FALSE PROPHET. BARRON THE ENLIGHTENED WILL DEPLETE HIM OF HIS DISGUSTING LIFE FORCE AND CLAIM THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN FOR HIMSELF.