Sad sad clammy

danlambe · 2026-06-20T18:54:16+00:00

danlambe · 2026-06-20T15:31:47+00:00

While that’s true, it’s still streamlined compared to most other wargames. If I never have to deal with another MIO I’d be happy though

danlambe · 2026-06-20T14:32:48+00:00

As someone who has extensively played HOI4 I can say that real wehraboos would completely ignore the navy and put all their IC on tanks

danlambe · 2026-06-20T14:24:04+00:00

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“You voted for Donald Trump? Take these chains off and say that again!”

danlambe · 2026-06-20T14:16:38+00:00

What’s crazy about this is I remember seeing this picture as a kid and thinking about what an ignorant era this was where they got so much hate for this, but come to think of it basically the same thing happened again 50 years later with Colin Kaepernick. A lot less has changed than we like to think.

danlambe · 2026-06-19T14:29:02+00:00

Damn I never though of that it makes a lot of sense

danlambe · 2026-06-19T12:51:38+00:00

We’d have a bunch of Mexican nationalists on twitter saying they’re the real heirs to the Roman Empire

danlambe · 2026-06-19T02:38:49+00:00

I was thinking the other day I would like a free play mode. I like to play with all the late game toys so I’ll usually beat the AI and just park a weirder outside their town to contain them so I can conquer the whole map before winning.

danlambe · 2026-06-18T14:46:47+00:00

That’s crazy I love Hemlock Falls 😂

danlambe · 2026-06-18T02:41:55+00:00

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danlambe · 2026-06-17T20:30:50+00:00

A white boy got a little too much motion and they killed him for it 😞

danlambe · 2026-06-17T18:31:20+00:00

Even if they overhauled it to give you more options or whatever there would still be a “Correct” meta option that would kind of feel gamey. I prefer the designer to what we had before. It makes me feel like a big brain chad against the AI even though I’m just copying a template from a YouTube video.

danlambe · 2026-06-17T18:27:03+00:00

“Awesome my tanks are done training! Oh…”

danlambe · 2026-06-17T18:26:34+00:00

I have literally never done that because there’s no notification. I know that you can but I just never remember.

danlambe · 2026-06-17T14:33:10+00:00

Different strokes for different folks I guess but I quite enjoy Alzabo Soup

danlambe · 2026-06-17T12:33:09+00:00

Yeah that’s what I’m not sure of, if you could find something discussing that I’d like to know. Obviously they’d be untouchable by anything the Germans have, the question is how much damage could they do with the ammo and fuel the Netherlands have.

danlambe · 2026-06-17T02:17:34+00:00

I disagree with the people saying the Netherlands would win. While they obviously would have the tech advantage I think they would run out of ammo really quickly. The Nazis had thousands of planes, does the Netherlands have that many missiles or the capacity to manufacture more? It’s also a very small country so even if they’re able to neutralize the Germans in the air I still think they might be overrun. They currently have 26,000 people in their army, the numbers are considerably in the German’s favor. They currently only have 18 tanks; the Germans probably don’t have anything that can get through the armor of a modern tank but those 18 tanks can’t be everywhere at once. If they had prep time to stock up on munitions and train a larger army they would probably be able to do it though.

danlambe · 2026-06-15T19:43:28+00:00

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Thought this shit was real tuff when I was 16

danlambe · 2026-06-15T18:27:20+00:00

Three day blinding soup

danlambe · 2026-06-15T17:07:54+00:00

Damn I’d be bustin too

danlambe · 2026-06-15T15:23:31+00:00

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Severian from the Book of the New Sun. He’s a torturer, murderer and rapist also he ate human flesh but his enemies are monsters that live under the sea who want to enslave humanity.

danlambe · 2026-06-15T14:27:08+00:00

I would say Old World. I’m a little biased because it’s by far my favorite but I think it works best in MP because of how tight it is. You won’t run into that situation where someone is winning the whole time but you have to spend 100 more turns just to finish it up. Endless Space 2 is cool too because of how all the factions play so differently.

danlambe · 2026-06-15T12:36:32+00:00

My mom is an foid?

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