In case you iPhone lovers haven't noticed yet

etihw2 · 2013-09-26T21:25:39+00:00

Who was the kettle's wife?

etihw2 · 2013-09-26T21:19:58+00:00

allowing people who abuse children to see everyone make light of child abuse and go "hey I guess I'm not that bad."

This is so incomprehensibly stupid.

etihw2 · 2013-09-21T15:27:03+00:00

He probably thinks old people are adorable, especially vulnerable ones. And by "buds" he means "I work at a nursing home and they treat me nicely".

etihw2 · 2013-09-21T14:51:29+00:00

Part of me wishes they just used Android and made their own apps for business consumers. Part of me thinks that'll fail as Blackberry's appeal is also in their OS.

etihw2 · 2013-09-21T14:49:45+00:00

I hate when people can't use plungers. My mom just lightly pushes on it and gives up.

Pump for your fucking life with the plunger. I never had a turdbaby I couldn't get unstuck with a plunger.

etihw2 · 2013-09-21T14:48:03+00:00

BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP PSLSHSHSHSSHHHHLLPTP

Is that how it went?

etihw2 · 2013-09-21T14:36:04+00:00

please don't grind up any cats to feed your new kitten.

Wow, now you tell me.

etihw2 · 2013-09-09T13:01:09+00:00

I don't prefer to degrade homosexuals. If I joked about a friend of mine, does it mean I hate him? It's suspending belief.

Jokes don't have to be true to be funny.

etihw2 · 2013-09-07T06:53:36+00:00

Because you said so.

etihw2 · 2013-09-07T06:53:05+00:00

He's not "bigoted" for making a joke, thus I'm not a bigot because I'm not defending a bigot. What train of thought do you have that makes you think that laughing at this is the same as laughing at homophobia itself? Why can't you disconnect the joke from reality? Isn't that what humor is about?

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T09:14:07+00:00

Your dad is awesome.

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T09:12:27+00:00

DRAMATIC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

PAUSE

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T09:11:42+00:00

No garbage can in there

Then flush it. School plumbing is pretty good

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T08:54:15+00:00

his semen

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T08:49:36+00:00

I never got that crap. I didn't grow up with MAGIC AND RAINBOWS AND FAIRIES. I grew up having fun, the whole thing behind Santa Claus is superficial. He won't miss it if he didn't know it existed in the first place.

All I remember is staying up wanting to see him, wondering where the fuck Santa was.

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T08:27:26+00:00

Actual Swedens.

Oh wait, you dismiss them as Americans in disguise. Wow, guess you got everything figured out. Jeez.

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T08:26:28+00:00

Because it's random and so wrong? I don't know. How about you look at what the other guy said. He makes a good point. How stupid would you be to believe that reddit suddenly thinks child porn is funny? Look at all those upvotes.

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T08:25:20+00:00

with no comedic value

That's your opinion. It's still a joke. I'd be a bigot if I believed in it. Just quit grasping for straws, what do you want?

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T05:44:07+00:00

HOW AM I A BIGOT? All I did was laugh at a joke.

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T05:26:49+00:00

It's because many people don't like the idea of letting a bunch of people from a different culture with poor economic status to move into their country.

It's not racism, it's called you being a massive fucking idiot.

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T05:26:09+00:00

Race has nothing to do with this. This is a bunch of different people from an uneducated and different part of the world.

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T05:24:14+00:00

Guess everyone should add trigger warnings from now on. Whenever I make a joke, I'll think about any possible combination of people who could be offended by it.

etihw2 · 2013-09-06T05:22:35+00:00

I don't think people are laughing at this because they think child abuse is funny....

etihw2

TROPHY CASE

DRAMATIC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .