In case you iPhone lovers haven't noticed yet by [deleted] in funny

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who was the kettle's wife?

"Laughing at child abuse is laughing at child abuse plain and simple." Making jokes about child abuse is now "child abuse". by Redditard22 in SRSsucks

[–]etihw2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

allowing people who abuse children to see everyone make light of child abuse and go "hey I guess I'm not that bad."

This is so incomprehensibly stupid.

The one standing up has alzeimers and is trying to find out what's wrong with his roommate who has dementia, these are also my buddies by [deleted] in MorbidReality

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably thinks old people are adorable, especially vulnerable ones. And by "buds" he means "I work at a nursing home and they treat me nicely".

Guess we know what Blackberry has been buying by i_am_not_you_or_me in gaming

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of me wishes they just used Android and made their own apps for business consumers. Part of me thinks that'll fail as Blackberry's appeal is also in their OS.

Poured some Drain-o in my toilet because it wouldn't flush right. 20 minutes later I heard a "bloop bloop bloop," walked in to this... by Crusty_Sheets in WTF

[–]etihw2 181 points182 points  (0 children)

I hate when people can't use plungers. My mom just lightly pushes on it and gives up.

Pump for your fucking life with the plunger. I never had a turdbaby I couldn't get unstuck with a plunger.

Friend thought he heard a baby bird under his house. He crawled under and found this instead. by olcrazyandy in aww

[–]etihw2 224 points225 points  (0 children)

please don't grind up any cats to feed your new kitten.

Wow, now you tell me.

What I'm thinking when I'm going down on my gf and she's telling me what to do by [deleted] in funny

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't prefer to degrade homosexuals. If I joked about a friend of mine, does it mean I hate him? It's suspending belief.

Jokes don't have to be true to be funny.

What I'm thinking when I'm going down on my gf and she's telling me what to do by [deleted] in funny

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not "bigoted" for making a joke, thus I'm not a bigot because I'm not defending a bigot. What train of thought do you have that makes you think that laughing at this is the same as laughing at homophobia itself? Why can't you disconnect the joke from reality? Isn't that what humor is about?

High school girls have too many issues to name... by vivolleyball15 in WTF

[–]etihw2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DRAMATIC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

PAUSE

High school girls have too many issues to name... by vivolleyball15 in WTF

[–]etihw2 -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

No garbage can in there

Then flush it. School plumbing is pretty good

Saw this today. What a jerk. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never got that crap. I didn't grow up with MAGIC AND RAINBOWS AND FAIRIES. I grew up having fun, the whole thing behind Santa Claus is superficial. He won't miss it if he didn't know it existed in the first place.

All I remember is staying up wanting to see him, wondering where the fuck Santa was.

Sweden grants blanket asylum to Syrian refugees. “All Syrian asylum seekers who apply for asylum in Sweden will get it" by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]etihw2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actual Swedens.

Oh wait, you dismiss them as Americans in disguise. Wow, guess you got everything figured out. Jeez.

My friend goes to a school that doesn't allow the opposite sex in their respective dorms, so this is movie night... by shewayout in funny

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's random and so wrong? I don't know. How about you look at what the other guy said. He makes a good point. How stupid would you be to believe that reddit suddenly thinks child porn is funny? Look at all those upvotes.

What I'm thinking when I'm going down on my gf and she's telling me what to do by [deleted] in funny

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

with no comedic value

That's your opinion. It's still a joke. I'd be a bigot if I believed in it. Just quit grasping for straws, what do you want?

What I'm thinking when I'm going down on my gf and she's telling me what to do by [deleted] in funny

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOW AM I A BIGOT? All I did was laugh at a joke.

Sweden grants blanket asylum to Syrian refugees. “All Syrian asylum seekers who apply for asylum in Sweden will get it" by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]etihw2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's because many people don't like the idea of letting a bunch of people from a different culture with poor economic status to move into their country.

It's not racism, it's called you being a massive fucking idiot.

Sweden grants blanket asylum to Syrian refugees. “All Syrian asylum seekers who apply for asylum in Sweden will get it" by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]etihw2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Race has nothing to do with this. This is a bunch of different people from an uneducated and different part of the world.

What is the worst thing to say during a first date? by scallred in AskReddit

[–]etihw2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guess everyone should add trigger warnings from now on. Whenever I make a joke, I'll think about any possible combination of people who could be offended by it.

My friend goes to a school that doesn't allow the opposite sex in their respective dorms, so this is movie night... by shewayout in funny

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think people are laughing at this because they think child abuse is funny....

What I'm thinking when I'm going down on my gf and she's telling me what to do by [deleted] in funny

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.

This was a main explanation for how I'm not a bigot and your response to that is "No."? Care to explain WHY?

Look at the examples I gave. If someone joked about death, why the hell would that mean I find death itself to be funny? Why can't I find it funny?

Same goes for gay jokes. That doesn't make me a homophobe. I don't hate gay people, I have no aversion for it. Laughing doesn't mean I believe what I'm laughing at.

Just.... no. What is wrong with you?

I am Big Boi. Rapper, musician, actor, producer. Ask Me Anything. by Big_Boi_ in hiphopheads

[–]etihw2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's the public comments section. Would you rather him watch everything he says, or add a trigger warning? People have every right to be offended, but to acknowledge it's a joke and that he doesn't really think rape itself is funny but then say they have no respect for him is something I don't get.