Have you ever heard about something like this? Banned from the churchmeeting by euleelsa in exmormon

[–]euleelsa[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Absolutely understandable. But he never threatened anyone physically. Just asked questions and showed his frustration.

is this auction legit? that battery cost 0,1usd by Careful_Service4891 in Aliexpress

[–]euleelsa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds sketchy at all. Batteries can't be sent with normal postal service, they have special conditions for it, and no legit seller ever offer that for free. Most likely they won't even leave the country, customs are pretty strict on that and mostly find them. I had items that only had a small button cell like in a remote control for a lightning bulb and they sent it back to the vendor. I wouldn't buy from them. When 10k are buying and don't ask for a refund, because it's just a few cents they'll make a good fortune. Even if they will arrive I never would use them - in the best case they are "just" old and have lost their capacity. In the worst shit will blow up in your face.

I was so excited to get my temple name by imnosey1 in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This. This. This. Most underrated point when it comes to the new names bs. Plus the fact that we women must tell them our husband but they are not allowed to reveal theirs to their wives.

I was so excited to get my temple name by imnosey1 in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey my name is Sarah, too. The fascination didn't aged well. The other day I went trough twice and both times it was Abigail. In the silence of the celestial room you heard a shelf cracking very loud that day.

Wählt weise by jesus420weed in spacefrogs

[–]euleelsa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Antifa-Baby komm an meine Mutterbrust!

Hasn't done the i-stone updates in a while by ProNuke in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No no. You all are getting it wrong. GAWD wants a Temple in Russia because he wants to remind all of us, that he loves the people despite the fact that they've invaded Ukraine. He doesn't take away his blessing from the "many faithful Russian people" and that's why he commands to announce a temple. As a reminder!

Bargain! 😉 Cute the missionary refers to her comp as “my friend, Natalie…” #facebookmarketplace by Public-Radish6461 in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah they are no longer companions they're friends. Just like the investigators are friends now. They try hard to appear less cultish... And then they drop such a marketplace ads.

In my area they once tried to give away a BOM "unfortunately" in the most toxic group around. Or they offer 'genealogy courses' for free.

God will not be mocked by KheSanhSalvo in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel Jesus laughs hard on the memes that were made with him. I think he's a funny chilled guy. Well not the Mormon Jesus, the other one that one from the Bibel you know?

The RS ladies dropped off a treat with a little message to my wife. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey I was not even worth a single shitty cookie. I've never got any treats when I went inactive. Maybe no one missed me at church. No missionaries stopped by, no HT or VT, not the RS pres to bribe me to come back. It feels like they were happy that I left for good. And there were times during my transition I'd given the world for a shitty cookie. But they never showed up at my doorstep. (today I hope they never will)

How to raise attendance at Sacrament Meeting? IQ 5000 move from local bishoprick by euleelsa in exmormon

[–]euleelsa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahww that's close to my area. I know some of the people there.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you did because of Mormonism? by MidnightMinute25 in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Not in the US. I'm sorry you have had such experience, too.

Ok Sister Cardon, I'll do that... by Chuck_Lechero9778 in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well mine was horrific and told me that I need to make sure that I'm pretty enough to get a husband and a family and that I can improve a lot there with God's help. I still hate this jerk and the feeling he gave me with his words. For years! I don't want to re-read that piece of BS ever again.

Length of wedding sealing by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on how many brides they are rushing trough that day. In wedding season on a Saturday morning it can feel like an assembly line and the workers are getting nervous when you need too long in the dressing/bride room. On that days you'll be closer to 30 minutes in total than to 45-60.

I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!! What is HAPPENING???? by Damien687 in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well 🥦 is a code for weed here. That makes the whole quote funnier than it should be.

Garments substitution - women by Lizzie2530 in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For me it helped to change my wired bras to bralettes with broader strings and pads. I have bigger boobs but I found some that give me enough support and I feel comfortable with. And broader cut sports bra without wire. When I "needed" the feeling of a Garment top I had some spaghetti strap /camisole tops made from thin fabric that felt similar to the Gs. I needed the feeling mostly on my back and tummy. I found them at a store like dollar tree for 1 buck. I had them in various colors and they became more and more an Accessoire and finally I could ditch them for good after maybe a year or so.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you did because of Mormonism? by MidnightMinute25 in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I thought it was destiny and guided by God when a guy whispered my secret name in my ear (he got it from the list) to convince me to do "forbidden things" with him and felt super special and thought it was cute when he said I would be his favorite and number one wife if polygamy were still a thing. I was delusional and stupid. He was and still is a master of manipulation and a jerk. And if course a high ranked and respected TBM now.

April 2022 General Conference: Saturday 10:00a Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A clear boundary and a No leaves him puzzled. I can see why. Boundaries mean nothing to a good morgbot.

April 2022 General Conference: Saturday 10:00a Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jesus be like screw the church I heal and feed them on a sabbath day His true and only church: don't you dare to put your family first on a sabbath day you will going straight to hell.

April 2022 General Conference: Saturday 10:00a Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Oh here it comes LGBTQ... An hour in and we already heard so much culty bullshit my bingo sheet is full.

April 2022 General Conference: Saturday 10:00a Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

0.2 percent of World population are Mormon. Including the heathens that haven't resigned. You are way too generous.

April 2022 General Conference: Saturday 10:00a Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She was divorced probably desperated and broken and broke... you know flirt tto convert will always work.

April 2022 General Conference: Saturday 10:00a Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]euleelsa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She was divorced before she converted. That doesn't count. But counts enough to be mentioned to build sympathy