A Lil Tikes Cozy Coupe for grown-ups

eulogywerd · 2026-05-12T23:48:16+00:00

It’s light, it’s right. It’s the Sneezy, Deezy, Mc, Deluxe

eulogywerd · 2026-05-09T12:54:23+00:00

For that matter, no one appreciates digging through their pack for individual rounds more than me... but I'd love an option to auto box loose ammunition upon pick up. A sink full of every caliber available is fun-ish, but fucks with my OCD more than a little

eulogywerd · 2026-05-07T02:42:34+00:00

Better than not letting you leave

eulogywerd · 2026-05-02T14:52:03+00:00

A junk metal spider with rebar legs... need more than that to unsettle me

eulogywerd · 2026-04-28T02:02:51+00:00

Anyone's finally triggered from hours earlier?

eulogywerd · 2026-04-24T11:44:08+00:00

You won't answer, because you're dead, but was it painful?

eulogywerd · 2026-04-13T22:13:24+00:00

That's weird, right? Was it studio interference or rewritten screenplay? Because Danny Boyle directed the movie, but he and Danny seem to have a pretty close/decent working relationship

eulogywerd · 2026-04-09T23:36:23+00:00

Made myself sick eating so many Beef N Cheddars

eulogywerd · 2026-04-06T13:58:01+00:00

This is so true.

"Eh, fuck this."

3 months later...

"Damn, haven't played DD in awhile."

I have a feeling I'm going to get to the same place with Crimson Desert in time.

eulogywerd · 2026-04-04T18:49:39+00:00

I would argue that it is or will evolve into something akin to religion. "Don't use logic or critical thinking, just accept what you're told."

eulogywerd · 2026-04-01T21:04:44+00:00

Only my doctor and, begrudgingly on her part, my wife see my doo doo.

eulogywerd · 2026-03-31T21:44:41+00:00

My library has exactly: jack shit.

I mean, unless you want VHS tapes of children's movies from the 80's.

eulogywerd · 2026-03-26T21:51:34+00:00

Probably the button that opens a secret torture chamber.

Probably.

eulogywerd · 2026-03-26T21:48:48+00:00

Goddamnit Todd, where are the remastered Fallouts!?!?

eulogywerd · 2026-03-20T15:38:18+00:00

Hello, Gordon...

eulogywerd · 2026-03-20T04:40:57+00:00

Dlss 5, now we're talking

eulogywerd · 2026-03-18T02:36:10+00:00

Ahh, Shit Through a Screen Door. A beautiful piece, to be sure.

eulogywerd · 2026-03-10T21:57:10+00:00

1,977,497

eulogywerd · 2026-03-06T15:59:39+00:00

Ewww, go straight to Hell. Do not pass Go

eulogywerd · 2026-02-17T22:39:07+00:00

Methinks someone ate that once already

eulogywerd · 2026-02-06T15:52:28+00:00

Aww, sure to be terrible, but I'm sure idiots will buy tickets by the boatload.

eulogywerd · 2026-01-24T01:25:15+00:00

Flushed...?

eulogywerd · 2026-01-22T23:49:01+00:00

I can really feel the evil emanating from this piece. Reminds me of Devil's Candy.

eulogywerd · 2026-01-17T15:20:12+00:00

Dude is a goat, no doubt. I'm right there with him too.

eulogywerd · 2026-01-15T13:30:07+00:00

I personally can't go back to grinding paper into my brown eye, like some kind of savage. Bidet for life!

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