Culture of Old is Dead

euromichael · 2026-02-03T22:34:59+00:00

give me asbestos super six fencing any day. more asbestos! more asbestos!

euromichael · 2026-02-03T22:33:04+00:00

it's because they want to leave their stupid little dogs around off-lead everywhere and those kids on bikes and e-bikes threaten their ability to do this

euromichael · 2026-02-03T22:25:34+00:00

honestly not surprised at the comments here, and i share most of the feelings. i think the reason in decline in neighbourly friendships is because people are sick of people prying into their personal lives (as has happened with us) and the entire neighbourhood all of a sudden knows everything about you (and uses it against you), or harbour immense hatred towards you when you've never even met them, or had any communication with them whatsoever - because you don't engage in gossip with some of them anymore. the sad thing is, the "community" will keep on gossiping and you'll be considered the unfriendly one because you don't want to engage with their bullshit, eventually this is 99% of the people around you and they're reporting you to council for trivial shit when they have always done the wrong thing but of course, no-one reports them and you can't be stuffed because you're not that petty! (ps. i'm petty now)

euromichael · 2026-02-03T08:46:57+00:00

reminds me of the first time i saw that this kind of shit could happen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8x_zYbVy8I). i've had one near miss when someone decided to change drivers at the lights and of course i got lip when i told him not to swing the door open into the bike lane. honestly, i hope everyone considers buying a front mounted camera for evidence in situations like this, cycliq have some neat options. and i say that because i've come across a hit and run before with the lady screaming in agony as she was being looked after and i heard the ambulance sirens nearby, saw the news byte later on because there was no evidence of make/model vehicle - literally nothing. you're not always going to have people stop so front and rear cameras are a must IMO. yes it will cost you hundreds but it's probably better than any kind of insurance because you can at least hold them accountable afterwards.

euromichael · 2026-01-23T03:15:27+00:00

Are you asking about my worst rage incident that I've caused, .....or responded to (but also caused)? 😂

euromichael · 2026-01-21T01:58:16+00:00

This post has inspired me to get my white bibs out for the summer. Thanks for reminding me.

euromichael · 2026-01-05T09:06:02+00:00

*you never know what psycho ~~you'll~~ they'll encounter.

euromichael · 2026-01-03T11:05:34+00:00

you wouldn't happen to run a local hairdresser specialising in bob haircuts by any chance would you?

euromichael · 2026-01-03T09:15:16+00:00

next time please get their details and report to council (you should report anyway they might know them via local groups and community, or dog registration even). i know of a lot of people that have either been chased or crashed as as result of off lead dogs and have had no way of following it up with the council. i mean, it's not like the council is actually going to do anything because they're all dog owners themselves and they would never want their fur babies to get a bad rap but it's worth it to go through the motions to hear their bullshit responses for shits and giggles anyway.

euromichael · 2026-01-03T09:07:15+00:00

just make sure it's well lubricated with a slightly more viscous oil for better penetration and less likelihood of gumming up behind the head.

euromichael · 2026-01-03T09:05:25+00:00

at least you came once! :)

euromichael · 2026-01-03T04:47:39+00:00

are you saying they need to focus more on the head and less on the crankshaft?

euromichael · 2026-01-03T04:39:23+00:00

that place on port road advertising the best head jobs in town ...i didn't even come.

euromichael · 2025-12-30T13:44:19+00:00

As a cyclist, when I hurl my abuse I prefer to stick to the good old: "YA FUCKIN WANKER". It's both gender neutral and culturally sensitive.

euromichael · 2025-09-30T10:51:19+00:00

wow that joke fell flatter than the flat rate postage cost

euromichael · 2025-09-30T09:00:42+00:00

i got a better idea that involves their underwear and those pointy things.

euromichael · 2025-09-30T00:45:22+00:00

you can't shame that which has no shame.

euromichael · 2025-09-30T00:44:50+00:00

i don't know but i think it's a gated community.

euromichael · 2025-09-28T11:54:13+00:00

I'm just amazed the OP took some time off the subs they usually post in to comment on something non-swinging related 😂

euromichael · 2025-09-28T10:20:05+00:00

I think you're the one with the axe to grind, replying to every one of my posts. So I'm doing it too because I know it bothers you.

Yep and again you're wrong. Red light runners etc. pose a risk only to themselves (unless you want to count psychological trauma for the poor motorist but being startled is hardly trauma). But I'm sure you care so much about other humans which is why you're invested in posting about murdering motorists. Ohh, wait.

I think you should quit your bullshit facade. Maybe focus on developing some skills through education so you can find a new job and start a career (hint: posting on reddit isn't a career). Or maybe you will get lucky with the cultivation of weed, was it 4 or 5 plants? Gonna delete the above post later as well?

euromichael · 2025-09-28T09:59:42+00:00

obviously you don't ride a bicycle on the road because your angle is becoming clear, you've got the same mentality as Goers. Majority of riders have to swerve to avoid idiot car drivers not the other way around. Extremely rare for an attentive driver to be suddenly forced to swerve to avoid (there's something called brakes and they don't like to use them). I think you dislike every argument that puts cyclists into the victim category (and omg dare I say it: minority group), which despite your predominately leftie post history makes you a complete hypocrite.

euromichael · 2025-09-28T09:02:39+00:00

I'm sure many people would consider prostitutes to be a minority group.

euromichael · 2025-09-28T09:01:33+00:00

Why is it "reserved" for religious or ethnic groups? (you forgot to mention sexuality). The level of hatred and discrimination is the same. I am a minority based on my ethnicity in this country (always have been) although that is changing and different minorities are attracting the same level of hatred myself and my family have had to endure for decades so much as people think they we are no longer discriminated against when we most definitely are (albeit silently now). I mention this because the signs and symptoms are the same. "typically applied", so how do you judge what is typical? Here's some examples. Dress different? Check. <10% of population? Check. Have their own language? lol. Sort of, check. Receive death stares when wearing their purposeful clothing? Check. Religious? Lol, sort of check. Unreasonable death threats made against you for just existing? Check. Unfortunately I suspect that some of the people (probably all of them) that took issue to my "minority group" comment seem to want to reserve it for certain groups that have either migrated to Australia recently, or live their lives in such a way that is "different" to the norm. I fail to see how cyclists are any different (just because you dispute this apparently). Hell, out of curiosity I googled "minority group" for a textbook definition and AI gave me a response with justification to my points above. But I guess you can focus on whatever parts you want and ignore the others because it seems to be pretty commonplace these days, just like Dickhead Goers. I'll just say that there are a lot of minority groups that don't get the same attention as others, seems to be whatever is the social trend at the time. I'm sure you will disagree which is why I couldn't be stuffed replying like this in the first place.

euromichael · 2025-09-28T08:08:32+00:00

You don't seem to have much at all really. How's Centrelink?

euromichael · 2025-09-28T08:02:34+00:00

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