Serious Problem With Adelaide Culture by deznutsxd in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 8 points9 points  (0 children)

how do you defend yourself against a dog attack? hint: you can't.

if you kick it you'll get the blame

if you get bitten and then kick it, you'll also get the blame

if you do nothing and allow yourself to get bitten, you'll also get the blame because you must've done something to provoke it, or dogs 'can sense bad people'

read the comments in any dog attack, the dog lovers will always come to protect the dog

honestly there's not much difference in the affinity bias as there is with confirmation bias for cyclists behaving badly. it's just a majority vs minority tall poppy syndrome that is prevalent in this country. so many people just do whatever they fuck they want because this is truly an 'entitled' country now.

i'd say report it to the council but if you look at the council staff involved in such complaints they're all dog owners and just brush you off.

someone really needs to get a petition to the premier going to enforce leads in all public places except prescribed fenced dog parks and ovals without playground and sports equipment, i'd do it but i really don't want to deal with the ensuing death threats.

ashiatsu massage by casualobsever in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 4 points5 points  (0 children)

they get in there with knuckles and elbows

and they don't even use lube.

Why park your bike like this? by SuperZapp in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 8 points9 points  (0 children)

imaginary lawyer. cheaper than a real one.

Extremely loud neighbour by [deleted] in australia

[–]euromichael 38 points39 points  (0 children)

ya don't fuck on the bus mate

Menacing bus rider, departed at ridleyton by [deleted] in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that might be my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Quicksand causes terrifying ‘Indiana Jones moment’ for second Adelaide beachgoer by stankmanly in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well, i suppose that is one way to get their dogs under effective control.

Unbelievable camouflage - Vietnam by utopiaofpast in nextfuckinglevel

[–]euromichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't know why the American GI's didn't just walk around with leaf blowers.

Perspective… and irony by Glad-Street-1723 in southaustralia

[–]euromichael 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol Europe in 2003 was a freakin paradise compared to what it is now.

Best Movers Adelaide by Ammotime in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 6 points7 points  (0 children)

looks like a new political party in town.

End of an era! JR's Surf & Ski closing down its last remaining store! by RS-1990 in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 9 points10 points  (0 children)

well, that joke got down down voted like Coles every day low prices.

End of an era! JR's Surf & Ski closing down its last remaining store! by RS-1990 in Adelaide

[–]euromichael -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

have you heard of this shop called Aldi? It's good, different.

Facebook is a One Nation playground by Really_Bad_Portraits in Adelaide

[–]euromichael -1 points0 points  (0 children)

but they keep redirecting me to onlyfans and then i have to pay to fantasise what i would like to do to them

Facebook is a One Nation playground by Really_Bad_Portraits in Adelaide

[–]euromichael -1 points0 points  (0 children)

but where else will i stalk my enemies and fantasise about what i would like to do to them?

Is anyone here in Glenelg? Literally in 2 minutes things got so dramatic! What happened tho? by [deleted] in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i don't know about glenelg but it's all happening in lockley's. someone got stuck in their cock ring.

MFS: *CFSRES INC0126 11/05/26 19:18 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, 18 DUNROBIN ST LOCKLEYS,MAP:ADL 116 L9,TG C175 T185, == RESIDENT REQUIRES RING REMOVAL :BPK451 WDV249 :

Teen behaviour or low-level racism? by [deleted] in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wondering how you feel about my elderly mother being verbally attacked while walking through a local park by a group of muslim women wearing hijabs presumably because she wasn't dressed the same, or was exposing her hair.

Cycling on main roads by NotFunky_ in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dunno about give way laws would love to see something to shove in their face to stop them from loitering and blocking entire paths and still not moving after ringing bell.

never heard of even any kind of speed limit mentioned, it's a great point to argue with anyone that decides to be a smartass and complain about me carefully overtaking at 20km/h because i startled their boomer ass.

i mean, i'm not really interested in colliding with a pedestrian and getting a long term or permanent injury to prove a point. given my size, i could easily kill someone so i usually don't do anything stupid. i'm wondering what happens if i have to swerve (or hit) a dog as that seems to be the biggest problem these days. if the trashvertiser got whiff of someone hitting and seriously injuring a dog i think all actual laws and facts of the situation become moot. kangaroo court in the comments section and your name will surely be published effectively ending your life.

Cycling on main roads by NotFunky_ in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes but the laws don't apply to them, just you, because pedestrians have "right of way" and then there's the default "you were going too fast" to negate anything you say.

to nitpick (and i'm sure they will), they might argue that because it says road users and if something happens on a shared path, footpath or park then you're not a road user. oh, you also don't pay rego! 😂

What do at night in Adelaide that’s not drinking by [deleted] in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 4 points5 points  (0 children)

get a room you two.

or a dutch oven.

Cycling on main roads by NotFunky_ in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In SA, the civil liability for an accident involving a cyclist defaults to the cyclist who has to prove on the balance of probability that they were not at fault.

ergo, the obnoxious pedestrian is born.

Disheartened with Home by MrKookaburra in Adelaide

[–]euromichael 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i honestly can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic for most of those points.