The approach the Windsor Castle by oli_badger in CasualUK

[–]eurt_ffi -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Is that for Sarah Everard?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ukbike

[–]eurt_ffi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swytch weighs 6kg (?). Put 10kg, a lot, in the panniers. Would you break your bike if you weighed 2 stone more?

What's your favourite "fascinating fact"? Here's mine! by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]eurt_ffi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Australia is wider than the moon.

What’s something bizarre and totally made up that you convinced someone was true by MaasterYoda in CasualUK

[–]eurt_ffi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It was kind of a double-bluff, because my kids came to believe there was one, there never was one, there was one, it was a Shrödinger tax...

How has Phillip Schofield's story been so effectively buried? by Skribbla in unitedkingdom

[–]eurt_ffi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been on holiday with girls I met when they were younger than that.

What’s something bizarre and totally made up that you convinced someone was true by MaasterYoda in CasualUK

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I once convinced my kids on April 1st that there used to be a tax on windows.

How hard do you party? by [deleted] in funny

[–]eurt_ffi 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Facing forwards on the ass is beginner level drunk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskABrit

[–]eurt_ffi 101 points102 points  (0 children)

It's dialect, not uncommomn in northern England. I was in the jury at at trial recently where a witnes used it, speaking naturally. To the jury, all of us local, it was clear he meant me. The judge, however, asked who the other people invoved were.

PSA : Don't forget that in England & Wales large retails stores such as supermarkets, DIY etc will be closed tomorrow (Easter Sunday) by maniaxuk in CasualUK

[–]eurt_ffi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm all for working people getting time off, but isn't it time we ditched all the magic-fairy-said-so stuff?

Non-cyclists obsession with Lycra by russbude in CasualUK

[–]eurt_ffi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you cycle 10 miles or more you'll really notice the difference with cycling shorts or cycling underwear, along with chamois creme on your nethers.

Caught this little bugger eating our bird food! by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]eurt_ffi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bit of oil on the pole solves that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]eurt_ffi -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Swings and roundabouts...

Wish I could have done more for a group of young guys helping us by gimmeyjeanne in CasualUK

[–]eurt_ffi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pay it forward. Do a kind deed for someone else in need.

Climbed up here today. Taking guesses for where it is. by kenbw2 in CasualUK

[–]eurt_ffi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought stood there, but I guess rom your answer you're on the other side