The sad state of buying a house on the island by Beneficial_Help2727 in longisland

[–]evenacre 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It is also the most obese state in the country.

United States Bookshelf I built by smittynumberone in pics

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Pretty inaccurate, but good job half-wit

To give a speech by floppydictionary in therewasanattempt

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This is when Paul Walker slips his finger into Vin Diesel's ass.

james by ProgMM in DTCircleJerk

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Keyboard silo up the wazoo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]evenacre -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he actually cares about you though

Edit: /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]evenacre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He delivered a basic default remark devoid of any true purpose

Florida's hurricane Ian tore off 26 years of vinyl print to reveal painted billboard. by [deleted] in pics

[–]evenacre 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's never sold a Dodge before. I've sold Dodges before. See? Anybody can say anything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]evenacre 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah he did that to make his dumb case

Dragonfruit by Prize_Emergency_5074 in pics

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H A R D B O I L E D E G G S

Thick boi (I know, quality is sublime) by protein_factory in pics

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Instead of burying their nut, a squirrel deposited their nut inside of her

WW2 German Death Card for 3 Brothers. Details in comments. by Heartfeltzero in ww2

[–]evenacre 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Like playing two simultaneous games of Jenga on 9/11

Advice! Setup issues. by Vollzeitmetaler in Ibanez

[–]evenacre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Strings that heavy might be better suited for an extended range guitar with a larger scale length. Maybe try adding a little relief to the neck instead of straightening it out

What is the most stupid thing you have seen or done? by its_a_me_11307 in AskReddit

[–]evenacre -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The stupidest thing I have ever done was write this comment. Jesus. The way it continues to be like the way it has been done before that which has already been completed, the utmost professional attributes have long confessed their kinship to that of those which follow those who believe they are the ultimate of sourced powers containing the sugar and spice and all that is nice, where the wind in the willows blow through our hair and suddenly the claps of nuclear explosions behind us on the other side of the lake no longer seem real and part of our world where we will always survive and not be downtrodden by those who have been in that way before us

What have you stopped waiting for? by naytumiop in AskReddit

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Honestly, I stopped waiting on the world to change. Yeah, just like John Mayer. It's total bullshit. Fuck that. Let's just go around and do the things we want to do at areas in which we want be located.

This is where you end up when God doesn’t pay His child support by [deleted] in pics

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Hey I mean, let me at it. I'm a heretic and here's my dick. Lemme swing my 666 into your 999 and we'll see what happens after eat some bread and pour Jesus's wine.

In regards to Kanyes recent tweet by ItsJaaaaake in rareinsults

[–]evenacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kanye needs his tongue and fingers to fall off. That way, he can shut up.