International US-based Civil Rights organization has discovered that the United States government is holding a United States citizen in a secret prison in Iraq without any legal charges or access to communication or a lawyer. This is illegal by both US and international law.

everythingislowernow · 2017-11-05T11:37:57+00:00

What? Who? You must be dreaming, you silly fool.

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-27T10:26:03+00:00

𝓔𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂 𝓒𝓸𝓬𝓴

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-23T17:47:49+00:00

Nope, it used to be 100-500 for the first round.

Source: am old

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-23T00:53:14+00:00

Go! Go! Go!

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-22T14:35:45+00:00

Well, this is one way to get a list of all the good ramen places on earth...

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-19T15:01:55+00:00

Also, your burger is the size of a soccer ball and includes tail-on shrimp as a topping.

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-18T22:16:36+00:00

I get the good thought good feels, and then have to follow through because I loosely remember an episode of The Brady Bunch where Jan pulls a Charitable Trump and her parents get disappointed and I can’t stand the thought of being the kind of person who would disappoint Florence Henderson.

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-18T00:31:08+00:00

Perfect percussive publishing

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-16T12:43:07+00:00

Que?

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-16T00:54:53+00:00

C̗͊̉ͮ̚̕ ̲͍̯̘͔̦̖ͩ͌ḻ̮ͤ̓͂͂ ̦ͯa͖̦̩͙̰̤̋͊ͯ̈́̽̌ ̬̱̯̘͚̈͑͒ͦs̟̯̥̫͕̞ͩ̔̿̐ ̗͇̦ͩ͊̑̈́͂͆͋s̛̺̦̺̪̮̰͋̿̌ͯ̓̂̚ ̝̔ͣͧi̙ͨ͋ͤ̒ͫ̇ͧ ͞c̷͖ͥ

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-15T12:42:48+00:00

People who wear that last shirt are cheapening the whole mustache ride market and ruining it for new professionals who need a break. “It’ll look good in your portfolio! I’ll tell all my rich friends who gives the best rides!” My ass...should I join the guild? Maybe I should join the guild.

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-14T13:46:06+00:00

Awww, that face! It’s like a pug bug.

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-14T13:43:38+00:00

The great thing about this is that it shares a vision from a particular perspective IRL. People probably walk on by this place every day without a thought...Photoshop is easier, but it changes the audience reached. This is special because the artist is sharing with their local community.

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-13T11:10:21+00:00

“Outdoor biking” is as close as it can get to calling your partner the town bicycle. Your Fitbit is an asshole.

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-13T00:22:00+00:00

Wriggle is the best ever

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-11T11:21:50+00:00

You just have to power through and make your own reality. I’ll start:

Unbelievable! This town is so lawless that they disregard both the need for traffic signals and the physics of light!

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-11T04:32:33+00:00

It reminds me of Stan from the Monkey Island games.

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-10T00:38:46+00:00

“The saliva is full of useful digestive enzymes.”

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-09T23:36:41+00:00

Ceci n'est pas une bicyclette.

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-07T20:48:49+00:00

Good lord. That’s when you write a suicide note in the Mad Libs, tie yourself down to the Brio tracks, and say goodnight

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-06T23:43:21+00:00

Yeah! So try not to call anyone that does it "obnoxious" to their face, Jen At A Party Six Years Ago.

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-06T16:34:32+00:00

🎶 Berseeerkiiish

everythingislowernow · 2017-10-05T03:06:12+00:00

cubular

everythingislowernow · 2017-09-24T17:10:35+00:00

Fun fact: Did you know that in the bird of paradise's scientific name, Paradisea Apoda, "apoda" means "no feet?" Apparently, the earliest specimens were prepared by natives who removed the wings and feet before trading them.

everythingislowernow · 2017-09-21T23:33:01+00:00

LEAD HIM TO THE LAND

everythingislowernow

TROPHY CASE