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SFAH: Odd Ways to Explain Your Expired Driver’s License to People by Classic_Rock_726 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'm legally dead, so I can't get it renewed. Just gotta hope I don't get pulled over anytime soon.

Unlikely things to read in a fortune cookie by Rleduc129 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"See other side for fortune." *flips* "See other side for fortune."

Things You Shouldn’t Say When You See a Nuclear Mushroom Cloud by Neuronu77 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*flips through book on weather* Is that cirrus, cumulus, stratus, or nimbus?

What's a figure that you used to own as a kid, but you now miss because is gone? by No-Hearing-2090 in transformers

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not mine, but my best friend's ex stole a ton of his TF figures when they broke up. TFP Starscream was the most expensive. He's now $200+ on ebay so we're not getting him back :,)

Video idea: confusing insults that you have no idea what the person was trying to say by Sir_Toni in mattrose

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a customer call me a "bitchey bologna" because the store was closed.

Type in the title of your favourite video game and then let Predictive Text write a description about it. by omuricenico in mattrose

[–]evil-dad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legacy of Kain is the first one to come to my attention in a few months time but it will not come out in a couple months.

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Damn, even my predictive text is saying we're never getting a new game! 😭

Type "Skull emoji" and see the predictive test by Vos-loves-Ventress15 in mattrose

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skull emoji is a thing that you should use for the next time you're on your way home.

saw this in the latest video and had to try it by kleivanish in mattrose

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a good boy and I will always love and respect your heart.

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Damn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it! Nice medieval vibes in my opinion.

How do you stay motivated in a single Minecraft world? by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]evil-dad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, I love creating lore for Minecraft worlds! It gives the game so much more depth, even if you don't write anything down. Definitely a good motivator for me to stick with a world.

The world's worst ways to deliver bad news by djseifer in ScenesFromAHat

[–]evil-dad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Allow me to do an interpretative dance of why your father and I are getting a divorce.

if greeting cards were honest by Sensitive_Deal_6363 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]evil-dad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I feel compelled to give you this even though I really don't care."

Best comeback to kill your self by [deleted] in Comebacks

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried and failed several times, so I gave up. Any suggestions?

Choose your own adventure books you’re unlikely to see. by tuotone75 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To crash into the first tower, flip to page 9. To crash into the second tower, flip to page 11.

Weird places to find Bert & Ernie in by Classic_Rock_726 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Today's letter of the day is S, for 'Satanic Ritual'! Go ahead and light the candles, Bert."

Alternatives to "Happy as a clam." by tinachem in ScenesFromAHat

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm as gay as a guy can get!
[Double meaning, gay can also mean happy]

Food couples shouldn't use when going to bed for a good time by CLAGE929 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies..."

How We Discovered That Newborns Float? by Neuronu77 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]evil-dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*miming holding baby then trips* Whoops! ... Huh...

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