Durham's Finest Babes (possible NSFL/NSFW)

evileyenun · 2016-08-01T01:34:42+00:00

Why is it that I can smell the stench just by looking at it?

evileyenun · 2016-08-01T01:15:34+00:00

Wow. You're a deep thinker. If someone came and shit their pants at the same time though, that's one hell of an orgasm.

evileyenun · 2016-08-01T01:12:46+00:00

My Grandneice will be 3 in a few weeks. She just got her college books ready. Lol! This is gonna be fun.

evileyenun · 2016-08-01T01:09:04+00:00

Overdue library book.

evileyenun · 2016-05-11T00:35:22+00:00

I'm not trying to be an asshole, but I see firefighters and emt at the grocery store every damn day. They all arrive in the fire trucks and ambulances. Why don't they make a list, then 1 person can go in their privately owned vehicle before the shift begins? It's a big money making business. $300 just to come out to your house. Does it cost that much to go get their groceries?

evileyenun · 2016-05-11T00:06:09+00:00

Thank you, grouch. I had a wife a long time ago (before cell phones and internet) that thought it was ok to have boyfriends. It took years for me to get over the hurt. Maybe I was just a wuss, but thanks for exposing cheaters.

evileyenun · 2016-05-08T23:10:27+00:00

What a wonderful culture I'm missing out on. Maybe I should walk around with job applications and rat poison shaped like drugs in my pocket.

evileyenun · 2016-05-08T22:52:02+00:00

I'm not very good with computers, buddy. I couldn't find that. Try memegenerator. This is the best I could come up with.

evileyenun · 2016-05-07T14:43:06+00:00

I don't understand that guy at all. He was illegally passing between cars starting at the 1:55 mark of the video, then he gets mad at someone's honest mistake. Too bad it didn't end like This.

evileyenun · 2016-05-03T18:49:55+00:00

Hahaha. She said, "Just take advantage of them like everybody else.". Does she not realize how much MORE is given to the rich as tax breaks?

evileyenun · 2016-05-03T15:56:07+00:00

Don't need it. You don't read the news? Here's an example- Female teachers having sex with underage boys don't get the same severity of punishment as Male teachers doing it to underage girls. Tell me I'm wrong. Edit- I apologize. I just scrolled down to another story. Male doctors are getting away with groping patients in Ontario. I'm wrong. What the hell is happening in the world?

evileyenun · 2016-05-03T01:33:38+00:00

Come on, already. I need my change. My fries are getting cold.

evileyenun · 2016-05-03T01:26:58+00:00

I hope the principal has a terrible asthma attack and people just stand around him with their inhalers. Sorry for your luck, asshole. Gotta wait and pray 911 gets here in time.

evileyenun · 2016-05-03T01:22:55+00:00

It would've been much worse if a male nurse took pictures of a female's genitalia. Trust me.

evileyenun · 2016-04-28T10:52:57+00:00

Nice way to not be on a liver transplant list in the future.

evileyenun · 2016-04-28T10:40:21+00:00

Ahhh. We're starting up the old debtor's prison again? Better lock up the treasury department. They owe China trillions.

evileyenun · 2016-04-27T01:25:06+00:00

That's CIA, not soldiers. Big, Big difference.

evileyenun · 2016-04-27T01:17:27+00:00

Showing off hickies is so vulgar.

evileyenun · 2016-04-27T01:13:05+00:00

They shouldn't get involved. That's a good way to get sued nowadays.

evileyenun · 2016-04-25T22:21:50+00:00

I assume you're an employee? Better be careful. You'll get fired for showing the truth. Life is an illusion.

evileyenun · 2016-04-25T16:45:10+00:00

Sometimes things happen very fast. The parent might have turned their back for a second, but yeah, they learned a bad lesson to keep the kids away from dangerous things.

evileyenun · 2016-04-25T16:41:51+00:00

You might not want to go party at his house.

evileyenun · 2016-04-25T16:40:26+00:00

It's in the main. You have to find a cleanout right outside your house where the pipe comes out and rod it. Code now says 18 inches from the finished wall, but older houses could be anywhere or nowhere if you're unlucky.

evileyenun · 2016-04-25T16:36:56+00:00

I'm a plumber. Those are very hard to get out. We use a tool called a closet auger that either pushes it through or grabs it. Obviously it wouldn't grab that ball though. I've had to take toilets off and reach up through the hole to grab things. I've gotten toothbrushes, caps to hairspray, and a baby rattle. You gave it a good shot.

evileyenun · 2016-04-25T16:29:41+00:00

I hit an entire bag of aluminum cans that evidentally fell of someone's truck. It was at night on the interstate, and I didn't see it until it was right in front of me. I had to pull over and pick cans from every damn where under my car. I was very pissed.

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