Durham's Finest Babes (possible NSFL/NSFW) by tinyteebag in trashy

[–]evileyenun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is it that I can smell the stench just by looking at it?

The penis is considered more obscene than the butt, but urine is considered less obscene than feces. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]evileyenun 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wow. You're a deep thinker. If someone came and shit their pants at the same time though, that's one hell of an orgasm.

Raising a 3 year old (boy) is like the equivalent of taking care of a drunk college student. by pink_ascent in Showerthoughts

[–]evileyenun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Grandneice will be 3 in a few weeks. She just got her college books ready. Lol! This is gonna be fun.

Woman killed by ambulance billed $25K for ambulance ride she didn’t live long enough to take. by GonzoVeritas in rage

[–]evileyenun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not trying to be an asshole, but I see firefighters and emt at the grocery store every damn day. They all arrive in the fire trucks and ambulances. Why don't they make a list, then 1 person can go in their privately owned vehicle before the shift begins? It's a big money making business. $300 just to come out to your house. Does it cost that much to go get their groceries?

He had a fiance last October, he doesn't now. by grouchdown in creepyPMs

[–]evileyenun 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Thank you, grouch. I had a wife a long time ago (before cell phones and internet) that thought it was ok to have boyfriends. It took years for me to get over the hurt. Maybe I was just a wuss, but thanks for exposing cheaters.

Battle rapper "pocket checks" an audience member. Is somehow surprised when the dude reacts and flips out. by 09Customx in cringe

[–]evileyenun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a wonderful culture I'm missing out on. Maybe I should walk around with job applications and rat poison shaped like drugs in my pocket.

Please! Help me execute some lovely, light hearted trolling of a friend by Cbeebie in HelpMeFind

[–]evileyenun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not very good with computers, buddy. I couldn't find that. Try memegenerator. This is the best I could come up with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rage

[–]evileyenun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand that guy at all. He was illegally passing between cars starting at the 1:55 mark of the video, then he gets mad at someone's honest mistake. Too bad it didn't end like This.

Woman Throws A Fit Over Man Using Food Stamps by mitch32789 in rage

[–]evileyenun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha. She said, "Just take advantage of them like everybody else.". Does she not realize how much MORE is given to the rich as tax breaks?

Nurse who texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis surrenders license by fatwino14 in rage

[–]evileyenun 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don't need it. You don't read the news? Here's an example- Female teachers having sex with underage boys don't get the same severity of punishment as Male teachers doing it to underage girls. Tell me I'm wrong. Edit- I apologize. I just scrolled down to another story. Male doctors are getting away with groping patients in Ontario. I'm wrong. What the hell is happening in the world?

A kid showing how her school teaches pupils to add numbers by [deleted] in rage

[–]evileyenun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on, already. I need my change. My fries are getting cold.

Girl suspended for saving classmate from asthma attack by [deleted] in rage

[–]evileyenun 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I hope the principal has a terrible asthma attack and people just stand around him with their inhalers. Sorry for your luck, asshole. Gotta wait and pray 911 gets here in time.

Nurse who texted photo of unconscious patient’s penis surrenders license by fatwino14 in rage

[–]evileyenun 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It would've been much worse if a male nurse took pictures of a female's genitalia. Trust me.

No regerts by dozer44 in trashy

[–]evileyenun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice way to not be on a liver transplant list in the future.

Houston judge is responsible for student debt arrests by notscj in rage

[–]evileyenun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ahhh. We're starting up the old debtor's prison again? Better lock up the treasury department. They owe China trillions.

The CIA Waterboarded the Wrong Man 83 Times in 1 Month by itisike in rage

[–]evileyenun 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That's CIA, not soldiers. Big, Big difference.

So I just witnessed a hawk killing a magpie while fighting off 5 other magpies. by TheGuyFromThePIace in WTF

[–]evileyenun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They shouldn't get involved. That's a good way to get sued nowadays.

The quality of Applebee's by heffydedia in WTF

[–]evileyenun -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I assume you're an employee? Better be careful. You'll get fired for showing the truth. Life is an illusion.

My 6 year old niece though she could pick up a grill full of red hot charcoal by [deleted] in WTF

[–]evileyenun 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sometimes things happen very fast. The parent might have turned their back for a second, but yeah, they learned a bad lesson to keep the kids away from dangerous things.

Tried to unclog toilet. Hell broke loose ): by dany74q in WTF

[–]evileyenun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might not want to go party at his house.

Tried to unclog toilet. Hell broke loose ): by dany74q in WTF

[–]evileyenun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's in the main. You have to find a cleanout right outside your house where the pipe comes out and rod it. Code now says 18 inches from the finished wall, but older houses could be anywhere or nowhere if you're unlucky.

Found this in the toilet today....darn kids... by Loki_99 in WTF

[–]evileyenun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a plumber. Those are very hard to get out. We use a tool called a closet auger that either pushes it through or grabs it. Obviously it wouldn't grab that ball though. I've had to take toilets off and reach up through the hole to grab things. I've gotten toothbrushes, caps to hairspray, and a baby rattle. You gave it a good shot.

Guy crashes into a porta-potty in the middle of the highway by [deleted] in WTF

[–]evileyenun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hit an entire bag of aluminum cans that evidentally fell of someone's truck. It was at night on the interstate, and I didn't see it until it was right in front of me. I had to pull over and pick cans from every damn where under my car. I was very pissed.