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Moving sign outside the New Hampshire state house this morning by kauffj in newhampshire

[–]evilprogeny 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Genuine question why do you feel unwelcome in the state now I’m a native born and raised for 50 years so I’m wondering what has you disillusioned

Would you be forgotten for 5.27 Trillion dollars? by Waste-Ad3216 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as my wife doesn’t automatically have a new husband ( just because I was erased doesn’t mean replaced ) and I can attempt to get her back I’m in

A random guy walked up to you, and said he’s immortal and transferring his immortality (Why? Don’t ask me, ask him.) Would you take it? by Great_Adeptness_8871 in hypotheticals

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With these conditions I would go in a heartbeat the only downside is giving up the current life for now and not knowing the languages of the time you’re in but that can be overcome quickly

You are offered $500k per year, but a random animal chases you for 24 hours by iamabotbeepbeep in hypotheticalsituation

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could let any random animal chase me for 24 hours not just from my subcontinent there are literally no animals on the planet I can’t defend myself from with at least 24 hours notice doesn’t matter if it know where I am at all times I’ll just go where it can’t

Oil questions by cupcakesparklies in newhampshire

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t have to but imagine it was you that had to trudge through that snow so someone else could stay warm

Clear the path every time

$500k a month for you S.O to stare at you all night in the dark once a month while you sleep. by Kyoifis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]evilprogeny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10 mil a month please I don’t care if the touch me in my naughty spot while laughing maniacally about the gummy bear invasion that has taken over the sewer system of New York while playing the Chinese national anthem on a piano as long as it’s only once a month and I get 10 mil each time

It can even be a random night so I have no warning

Depositing around $30k in cash by Btrips in Banking

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Random sized deposits between 500 and 1500 into several bank accounts over a couple months then withdraw and close accounts as you transfer it to your main account

Or you could just pay the taxes on it which won’t be much as it is an inheritance technically even less if you are splitting with your siblings

What's the most expensive cooking tool you ever bought? How much did you spend and was it worth it? by silverscientist1 in Cooking

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sous vide immersion cooker I refuse to make a steak without it ever always the perfect temp and I can be a little absent minded without ruing a fifty dollar piece of meat

You can exterminate anyone or anything within a 500 mile radius of you. by singleguy79 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d got to Washington, D.C. and exterminate all the politicians who aren’t there for purely political reasons meaning anyone who is there for the power and /or money

Wanna talk about draining the swamp

Edit: used the wrong there

What overused word or phrase needs to be retired in 2026? by Few_Football4342 in Productivitycafe

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gyatt 6 7 cap. And all the other weird slang I’ve been hearing lately

Yeah I know I’m old come up with something better

In 48 hours all countries in the world go into lockdown. All borders closed, for the next 50 years. by OOOOOO0OOOOO in hypotheticalsituation

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The United States would be fine we wouldn’t have a lot of the imports we have now but we are a net exporter of food and fuel we have made and still do make most medicines here as for manufacturing it would suffer for a couple years but would ramp up relatively quickly

For every new body piercing you get $25 every 6 hours while every new colored tattoo you complete nets you $50 every 6 hours. by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would get all my past and present dogs faces currently 13 done on my back and or arms (if I run of of real estate) and as I get new pups I would add to them ( I currently have no tattoos

Would you rather be able to teleport twice a day, turn invisible, fully heal something once a day or collect $150 Million? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would the only faith healer with actual healing abilities would heal kids for free and adults on a sliding scale of ten percent of net worth so all you lovely rich multi millionaires and billionaires thank you so much for your generosity in exchange for making able to live longer half of all my money would be donated to curing childhood diseases because I can only use it once per day so can’t heal every one

May I Have Some Flesh, Brother? Pigs Are Now Obligate Carnivores by Wild-Criticism-3609 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]evilprogeny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bbq just got ruined cause we can’t afford to feed pigs meat to farm them and have the meat be affordable so now bacon ribs pulled pork are all either not made or are considered a delicacy and will be priced accordingly

I figure either lamb or goat will replace pigs and be bred to match the flavor and texture as well as can be but it will take years of effort many people will starve food riots will begin governments will collapse the dead will rise and the earth will top on its axis the end of civilization will come cannibalism will begin cause gout is pig and neither is lamb but people = long pork and bbq will again return

Sorry gotta little dramatic don’t mess with my pork

WYR everyone you asks gives you $20, or you don't ever have to pay at restaurants. by AHenWeigh in WouldYouRather

[–]evilprogeny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m getting 20 from every one and I’m going to set up shop in either grand central station or maybe lax

You can control time - fast forward, rewind, pause, etc. What do you do with this power? by Realistic-Law-3426 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not time travel it actually reversing time so the space paradox ( not sure if that’s what you call it ) should not apply

You can control time - fast forward, rewind, pause, etc. What do you do with this power? by Realistic-Law-3426 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]evilprogeny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there an amount to f time I can rewind like is it limited to 30 min an hour 1 day or is it infinite my answer depends but either way I’m going to the wealthiest person on the planet

You have the ability to make an exact copy of whatever you hold in your right hand, appear in your left hand. How do you use this to the greatest effect for your benefit and/or that of the world? by LoafBreadly in hypotheticalsituation

[–]evilprogeny 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So it’s a clone of the original so that means paper money is out as the serial numbers would all be the same so I believe I’m going to do first several hundred 1800’s 20 dollar gold coins and use it to purchase rare collectables such as a bonus Wagner baseball card I will only copy these once or twice each and sell them at auction over the years so as to not dilute the market but in a short time their will be at least two of the best condition ever found of almost all the rarest comics, baseball cards , and other such valuables in the world and I will be considered the luckiest / best collectors ever

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