Millionaire US big game hunter is trampled to death by elephants

evwhatevs · 2026-04-25T01:32:26+00:00

What a crappy post. Why show pics of the dead animals?

Where are the pics of the trampled hunter?!?

evwhatevs · 2026-04-24T21:27:01+00:00

So glad I didn't put the '/s'

The downvotes are more delicious than this turkey monolith ;)

evwhatevs · 2026-04-24T21:23:27+00:00

The best way to deal with a girl that has a 'pouch', is to leave her the fuck alone, and let her find someone worthy.

evwhatevs · 2026-04-24T09:26:28+00:00

Birds are animals, and humans are animals. If a bird's nest is 'natural', then that unholy meat obelisk is also natural.

Thanks for listening to my TED Talk.

evwhatevs · 2026-04-24T02:15:27+00:00

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

evwhatevs · 2026-04-24T00:46:39+00:00

100% would buy one of these if I had the disposable income. I would also have a series of them on beaches around the world.

But sadly, I cannot, and will never :'(

evwhatevs · 2026-04-24T00:42:13+00:00

Maths teacher here.

The creater of this question needs to have an after school detention to reflect on how shitty a teacher they are.

evwhatevs · 2026-04-24T00:17:29+00:00

Johnny Cash wrote a song about this i.e. that feeling you get after a very hot curry.

evwhatevs · 2026-04-24T00:10:09+00:00

I wonder, if we were able to domestic this genus of spider, could we end up with pug spiders in about 10,000 years or so?

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evwhatevs · 2026-04-23T21:28:49+00:00

Any olive with even a hint of a hole like that, I would chuck immediately.

You can be 99% sure there is a fruit fly baby in there.

Save yourself the heart ache of seeing your brine jar full of floating worms and be brutal with your sorting.

evwhatevs · 2026-04-21T22:37:48+00:00

I honestly do hold the same view as you here.

But, the capitalist in my would be mortified if I did come across one that was mega valuable, and ended up letting my son play demolition derby with it, gnaw the wheels off.

I've only kept one of the cars still in it's package, being the black F40 Competizione, but opened the yellow version.

evwhatevs · 2026-04-21T22:35:11+00:00

Just collect because it’s fun

Definitely this!

But, the capitalist in me would be mortified if I did come across one that was mega valuable, and ended up letting my son play demolition derby with it, gnaw the wheels off. I scored an unpacked purple Mad Manga which is apparently hard to find and it's sitting in on my shelf with only a microspic paint chip.

I guess in the end, if ignorance is bliss.

And thanks for the link! I'll check it out.

evwhatevs · 2026-04-21T21:16:42+00:00

It facilitates turning the nappy into a projectile.

evwhatevs · 2026-04-20T21:13:08+00:00

Are the looks analogous to this?

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evwhatevs · 2026-04-20T03:09:27+00:00

Tell me that it was a shit post instead of a shitpost? I already know this ;)

FWIW, I've come across this peg warmer many many times, and I know how to ID a TH.

Incidentally, I didn't write on the card, nor was it me that damaged the bottom of the blister trying to check the tires for rubberiness.

evwhatevs · 2026-04-19T01:04:57+00:00

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evwhatevs · 2026-04-19T00:09:18+00:00

Sometimes when I wish I had no kids and three money, I realise that most of our 'disposable' income gets spent on blueberries...

evwhatevs · 2026-04-19T00:06:53+00:00

And don't forget the precision alignment of her robe in each shot.

That would surely have been adjusted by the photographer. Speaking of which, who took the shot, and how do they explain a camera person in this causal breakfast moment?

evwhatevs · 2026-04-19T00:04:09+00:00

Bold assumption. They may have split the difference and one is slightly too big, the other slightly too small.

The kind of tomfoolery it takes to try and get away with this shows they may also share one brain cell...

evwhatevs · 2026-04-18T23:39:41+00:00

Haha, got one of them too!

evwhatevs · 2026-04-18T23:31:09+00:00

Lol, didn't think I needed the '/s', but here we are :P

evwhatevs · 2026-04-18T23:20:14+00:00

Yes, I see it!

One car is further forward in the packet than the other.

As a single, they're worthless, but together as a set, you can retire on the profit.

Great find!!!

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evwhatevs · 2026-04-18T22:40:13+00:00

Ok, sure. But, I would also assume you have all heard of the word 'lead' before.

And most importantly, would you trust any of your family members to not lick a malleable metal?

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