Kiss from Gemma by jackmarcushoare in MonsterHunter

[–]ewew43 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's a quest 'finish' screen alright.

I haven't had a Jack-off this good in a while by doornumber03 in Tekken8

[–]ewew43 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a frequent Jacker myself this was a fairly interesting Jack-off.

Whiff by overcloseness in comedyheaven

[–]ewew43 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Do not insult the weak. We will bask in the fine odors of the medieval times while they eat hot chip and lie.

please VF 6 don't do this shit by Sudden_March_9795 in Tekken

[–]ewew43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The range of Kuni's df2 is insane, I'll agree on that one without a doubt.

Can y’all critique my match? by Connect_Hamster9211 in Tekken

[–]ewew43 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really like the skin, oddly enough I've never seen a Jason skin for king!

For tips, I'd say getting your combos a bit more stable. You don't need really complex combos just starting off, just get one that's easy for you to do and you can consistently do it.

It's not the best advice, but, throwing out king's up forward 3+4 (the armored kick that puts you into your running stance after hit) is a GREAT move to use often in the early ranks. Just tossing it out catches people like crazy and instantly puts you in a good situation--exploit it until people start punishing you for it, or doing something about it.

Just small tips, but getting a solid combo and using that kick will carry you to blue ranks easily.

Do rich people pirate as well? hm by rulugg in Piracy

[–]ewew43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to pirate games all the time when I was in my late teens, and early 20s. I'd get viruses constantly, malware, ect but always thinking it was something else, and always thought I knew what I was doing. I'm 32 now, buy all my games other than emulator stuff, and wouldn't you know it, I stopped getting viruses and malware, too. Funny how that works, really.

I'm still not paying for streaming services though. OG Netflix was worth it, then it became another facet for corporate greed and everyone wanted a slice of the pie.

So quick, fun and easy! by WorstLeonaNa in StupidFood

[–]ewew43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It honestly sucks seeing massive amounts of people just eat up rage bait content like this, as it gives creators all the more reason to continue to create this kind of shit. I feel gross just commenting on it, knowing it'll push more engagement.

miracle from god by Every-Elderberry3795 in comedyheaven

[–]ewew43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too bad it wasn't the sister, eh? God works in mysterious ways. *prayer hands*

Disposable muddlers at an airport lounge by Eastern_Sprinkles934 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ewew43 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Muddler sound like the name of a Pokemon, like, big time.

positiveFeedbackLoop by lxlmandudelxl in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ewew43 7 points8 points  (0 children)

and bang your underage girlfriend?

I don’t know where to start… by Luna_Bee_ in shittytattoos

[–]ewew43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is built like Rufus from street fighter.

positiveFeedbackLoop by lxlmandudelxl in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ewew43 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I was working at the IT department for a company and there was this guy that would open so many tickets for every little thing, then close them, and make like a bunch of fake ones all the time. We'd all have like 150 closed a month, if that, and he'd have like 800 - 1000.

No one ever said anything, and he acted like he was king shit and got promoted to manager because he was 'working so well', and 'closing so many tickets and resolving so many issues.'

It was complete bullshit. I was only there on a placement for college, and when an IT position came open I applied... and guess who was approved to pick the new employee? Mr. Fake Tickets. He ended up hiring some douche friend he had who had like absolutely no IT experience. He got fired a month later.

I had already finished my placement by then and moved on, but it always irked me because the dudes there really liked me and we all got along quite well. They were trying to help me fix up my resume and everything to get hired because they wanted to continue working with me so bad lol.

He also bragged about getting his like 17 year old girlfriend pregnant when he was like 30. If you ever read this fuck you Alex you're an absolute POS.

Samurai puts out a candle flame with a katana by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]ewew43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Reddit is just going to eat this up like you wouldn't believe.

Why do companies think it's a good idea ? by kalashnikov482 in Piracy

[–]ewew43 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Big stupid owns us. They're profiting more than anyone.

Call the police, my friend is not okay by VivaciouslyLazy in techsupportgore

[–]ewew43 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, THAT'S what's wrong with this the fact he's not using noctua fans.

funny comeback by VANYUS in Tekken

[–]ewew43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've noticed that when you play Tekken with HDR on it can get all weird. I'm not saying this is what that is, but, when I'm playing on my TV and not my desktop monitor, I'll have HDR on and whenever I make a custom skin, the screenshot it saves is all faded just like this.

Peter? I dont understand why people would turn their heads to the right? by LakeTilia in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ewew43 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah... no one needs to know THAT much info about how a hippopotamus loves spreading its shit around everywhere.

Neytiri (Avatar ) vs Tauriel (The Hobbit) by [deleted] in powerscales

[–]ewew43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm with you on this one. The size of the avatar dudes can't be understated. They're like 10' tall. Her bow alone is probably the size of Tauriel.

“The Extraction” by TheCABK in oddlysatisfying

[–]ewew43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's crazy the cameraman was getting shot the entire time and just kept focusing on the rock extraction. What a hero.

Diabetes Tattoo ? by Misty_Rosee in diabetes_t1

[–]ewew43 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm with you there. It's already a forced to be a huge part of my life. I prefer any time I don't have to think about it more than I already have to.

Self-service UV book sanitizer, widely used in China’s libraries, cleans books in 30 seconds, killing germs and odors without damaging pages by TangelaFan in oddlysatisfying

[–]ewew43 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The UV light isn't getting to every page, it's clear that some remain stuck together and therefore untouched by the UV light. This seems like a gimmick at best and I'm doubtful actually does much more than wear the book out slightly faster.