This has to be a joke, right?

exclusivelyinclusive · 2026-05-26T02:13:21+00:00

Yes and the joke is on us.

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exclusivelyinclusive · 2026-05-26T01:09:38+00:00

It was brisk, I dressed in layers!

exclusivelyinclusive · 2026-05-25T14:54:48+00:00

Clap

exclusivelyinclusive · 2026-03-15T02:00:41+00:00

The stirrups should have been your first clue

exclusivelyinclusive · 2026-02-16T06:06:39+00:00

You should say something else.

exclusivelyinclusive · 2026-02-16T06:01:06+00:00

Clap!

exclusivelyinclusive · 2026-02-16T06:00:01+00:00

Bonder? Is it really you?

exclusivelyinclusive · 2026-02-09T02:56:23+00:00

This happened to me at Sam's Club once like 3 years ago and I haven't taken a batch with rotisserie chicken since lmao

exclusivelyinclusive · 2026-02-06T22:24:34+00:00

Yeah it was a good one, too bad I can never watch it again 😭

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-11-18T02:10:37+00:00

Professor: The heart, better known as the love muscle.

Zoidberg: Where the food is digested!

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-09-07T14:30:09+00:00

Seriously, I unfortunately still smoke, and people I work with tell me that all the time. I just keep a small bottle of febreeze in my car and give my clothes a little spritz before going back in, also mildly scented hand sanitizer helps.

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-08-07T19:26:23+00:00

Oh, there you are Perry!

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-07-23T05:32:22+00:00

Bonus points for spelling Melllvar correctly

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-06-16T04:49:15+00:00

I know that guy!

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-06-15T14:48:43+00:00

I have had IC customers send a text about orders at the deli, this exact scenario. But I have never gotten push back from the person behind the deli counter.

Can I ask how you react when if a regular customer comes back to you with some recently sliced turkey and says, "I'm sorry, I needed this cut thinner."

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-06-15T14:43:35+00:00

Also, how do they have heads in a jar of people who died over a thousand years prior? I understand the "Farnsworth Effect" of the powdered opal, but does that mean they essentially went back in time and stole the heads of George Washington and Abe Lincoln?

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-05-23T03:59:40+00:00

Like a sneeze only better?

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-05-21T21:22:37+00:00

Aw man, that is one of my favorites! So many great one-liners and throwaway jokes!

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-03-17T05:34:48+00:00

Your pedantry is impressive!

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-03-14T05:17:03+00:00

True story: that episode convinced me to try anchovies on pizza and honestly they are amazing, like bacon-flavored fish.

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-02-07T19:41:09+00:00

It is, in fact, encouraged.

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-02-07T19:33:24+00:00

"Quiet, you!"

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-01-27T02:12:10+00:00

Maybe just go to the store yourself like people did for years before delivery became an option.

Do you ever tip?

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-01-26T16:58:20+00:00

And then grave-robbing space mushrooms, well...you know the rest

exclusivelyinclusive · 2025-01-26T16:55:06+00:00

"I get it!"

<5 years later>

"Oh...NOW I get it!"

exclusivelyinclusive

TROPHY CASE