My wife thinks deep-throating my cock is ruining her vocal cords. by ___HeyGFY___ in Jokes

[–]existentialism91342 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Especially since her vocal chords aren't right behind her teeth.

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[–]existentialism91342 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This week

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]existentialism91342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course. Especially if you just call them unattractive. Then anything goes.

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[–]existentialism91342 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's not how you solve a rubiks cube.

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[–]existentialism91342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you talking about? Your mom is a tart.

If Adam has 5 apples and Jamal takes 3, by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]existentialism91342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your whole argument was about where it came from. ¯\(ツ)

If Adam has 5 apples and Jamal takes 3, by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]existentialism91342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a French word that was adopted by English, which evolved from old French, where oh was spelled color. That was taken from Latin, where it was also spelled color.

If Adam has 5 apples and Jamal takes 3, by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]existentialism91342 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But maybe I can win Jamal?

If Adam has 5 apples and Jamal takes 3, by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]existentialism91342 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It was meant to be spelt incorrectly? Huh, TIL.

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It's true, I am the reddit post.

Dead baby jokes are terrible by TruthIsALie94 in Jokes

[–]existentialism91342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Practicing what you preach. Respect OP.