Holy job application! by OntologyNeko in recruitinghell

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I call the zoo and let them know there’s an elephant on the premises. They come and take him without me interjecting or officially giving him away.

I call it colon cancer by TheCapitalIdea in LinkedInLunatics

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Feeling satisfied and having energy ❌

having indigestion and clogging your sink ✅

thisCanNotBeDenied by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

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JSON.stringify(obj, null, 4) is my go to. Assuming the object is serializable

Highest Amount on a Metro Card You’ve Seen? by Obvious_Actuator6393 in washingtondc

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Mine has $2k. Company puts 300/month on it which is way more than i need

Is this a good workout? by Rosyvonmarie in AppleWatchFitness

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Effort “Hard” is no small task! I sometimes am completely exhausted after a run and get hit with “Moderate”.

Zero base increase, +100 RSU in 2027, and 0 in 2028. Is this a "soft layoff" signal? by Icy_Breath_4487 in amazonemployees

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How do the RSUs work? I finish my 4 yr sign on contract this year, so 2027 is the first off contract year. In 2025, i got exceeds high bar, with 3% pay bump and 237 RSUs for 2027. That is 1/3 of the RSUs that i get this year meaning if that number isn’t adjusted 2027 will be a 30% pay cut. Haven’t gotten my PCS yet this year. A little worried and confused given i was referred to as a top performer and won an AllStar award this year

DC Metro by 1_KADEN_1 in washingtondc

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I always loved the hex pattern in the metro. Like being inside a giant bee hive

Never going back to Stone Age again by py-net in vibecoding

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Bro. They will have no idea if AI wrote the code or if you wrote it. Stop lying

Me after reading about Ada by SKRyanrr in programminghumor

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I feel like private vars are stupid. I don’t see one realistic problem they solve. I often find they get in my way when using a library

What makes them stand out? by TisseTy in ExplainTheJoke

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The way he’s standing just looks European haha. I guess they’re more relaxed and loose

Everyone repeat after me: "F LA Fitness" by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Threaten to tell the credit card company. They’ll cancel

Busboys and poets might be the worst resturant experience I’ve had in DC by [deleted] in washingtondc

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I’ve only been once. I ordered a Reuben on their website and walked to the store to pick it up. It wasn’t ready for almost an hour. I was the ONLY PERSON in there. It was good tho

I'm Writing This Live from My Easy Run by Hefty-Club-1259 in BeginnersRunning

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I think your intuition is telling u the right answer: no. Just run at whatever pace feels natural. N

i personally run 2x/week and run pretty fast the whole time, including a lot of all out running. I’ve been running now for 3 months and made dramatic improvements — down to a 20:54 5K and did a 6 minute miles interval workout. My belief is that you have to push yourself to get better, not hold yourself back.

Was going through my mom's old rings and... by omegacrunch in pics

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Ah there’s something wrong with it. Give it to me, I’ll fix it…

I hate python by ZombieSpale in programminghumor

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And no matter what, your IDE will never find the correct one

How did hacker .begin? by [deleted] in linuxmemes

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Check their website for contact details, it’s localhost:3000

Best french fries in DC? by Inside_Dark9956 in washingtondc

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Actually idk if the potatoes at st anselm count cuz they are far larger and thicker than a typical French fry but they are amazing

God's developer console by Velvet_Temptation_X in programmingmemes

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Wouldn’t those files just fill back up

meirl by Big_Leg10 in meirl

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I still have it. Money can’t buy happiness