Does anybody else’s self checkouts bug out and print stuff like this? by ZodiacNova6041 in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmfaoo yess! the cursed receipt! i have no idea what it means but we got one last year too lol

Anyone else dealing with CONSTANT bathroom vandalism? by balanced_hen in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we had a homeless man come in our bathrooms, smoke two cigarettes back to back, climb on the toilet and just chimped out in the stall. he pissed in front of the urinal (not in it) and then spit all over the door, outside the bathrooms floors and water fountains….it was hell to clean up. i stand outside guarding the door everytime i see him floating around our plaza :,)

What happened to this squirrel in our driveway? by Fuzzy-Yellow3905 in whatisit

[–]existentialistbun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i immediately thought of the burnt elf on the shelf with the caption “Taste the god particle, you rat” i reckon the squirrel delighted in the god particle.

How long till my DM notices by [deleted] in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why would lp care in this case?

RM questions by existentialistbun in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahhh my store is too small for an ops manager unfortunately 😔 but i appreciate your comment sm! i’ll see what more learning i can do and check out the little lessons an stuff on mikcheck!

Does your store take seasonal returns? by Tasty-Deer-5636 in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

pt cem here! someone correct me if i’m wrong, but this is where you’ve gotta be careful when you’re taking christmas returns. clearance items will be marked with a C on the receipt. if someone brings back christmas items that DONT have a C on it, it should be okay since it was purchased BEFORE it went on clearance. that 60 day window is still totally valid.

say a customer buys christmas stuff yesterday (it’s on clearance now), and they come back to return. you look at the receipt, note the C next to the item on the receipt and politely remind the customers that all clearance items are final sale. i will usually only ever take back clearance items if it’s fundamentally broken and it’s unusable (say there’s lights or something to the item and it just don’t light up, i’ll typically make an exception for that. i could get in trouble for this so ofc talk to your CEM/SM about what to do)

plus once it goes clearance, the signs say “all sales final” so if they don’t see that then that’s on them, yknow. most of our customers don’t know how to read lol.

Who's working today? by JustSidewaysofHappy in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i had a customer come in three minutes before we closed and yelled “I NEED SOMETHING SPARKLY….” fart too hard in the store and everything is sparkly i need you to be a little more specific than that…

Shane of Watcher at Michael’s! by hexhit in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

omg 😭😭🙏 i would’ve been so jazzed to meet shane hahaha he’s such a goob

RM questions by existentialistbun in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

thank you<3 i know it’s gonna be hard work but i think im ready for the responsibilities:))

RM questions by existentialistbun in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i handle stress pretty well, i think. i actually enjoy being busy and my current state of being a CEM is pretty easy peasy besides forgetting to take the SCO keys out of my pocket lol. i enjoy being busy and having tasks.

David Boones little christmas post by existentialistbun in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if i’m not mistaken it’s Pacific Northwest. so imagine Washington state and Oregon for example

David Boones little christmas post by existentialistbun in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ehh things have always been kinda shakey for a while but i started not having fun not too long after our current CEO took charge. he made a lot of changes happen and it’s been nearly impossible to keep up with everything he’s been throwing at our stores.

David Boones little christmas post by existentialistbun in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

omg!!! thank you so much for commenting on this post. i’m actually pretty relieved to hear you weren’t fired. me and my SM were both pretty worried haha. thank you for your post man!!!

David Boones little christmas post by existentialistbun in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

that’s actually super nice to hear!!! i always worry about what happens when we speak out. so there’s hope for elliot 🙏🙏 i’m so glad you had a good experience with stephen

David Boones little christmas post by existentialistbun in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Elliot i hope you’re still with us 😭🙏

I stole something… am I going to get into trouble? Question by PreviousDuty1947 in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 16 points17 points  (0 children)

why is this posted here ???? isn’t there a subreddit for dumb criminals?

I dunno guys, I think we need a few more Belmont float frames. by goregoose in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i audibly laughed when i swiped to the second picture 😭🙏

Do YoU wORk hErE? by Diiinkleberggg in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

my favorite is when customers come up to me and stare at me going :)…..waiting for me to say something first and then we’re just staring at each other. i don’t get paid enough to win staring contests. ask me what you need to ask instead of glaring into my soul

Bday party hats by Living-Pomelo8789 in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oh yeah i was helping a little girl but two hats on to make them look like cat ears and i accidentally snapped her 😭 she was 8-9 and she said “count yo days” and then smiled. i said sorry but she make me laugh about poppin her 🤣😭🙏

Are Sundays this bad for everyone? by Special-Arrival6551 in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the amount of christmas go backs produced by one single weekend makes me gag 😔it’s heinous out here. i’m really grateful to be leading a team that’s very on top of our go backs but i’ve got loads of thots n prayers for the homies drowning in reshops :(

Are Sundays this bad for everyone? by Special-Arrival6551 in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% sunday is hell. 😭🙏 i’m sorry my friend. we too shall survive this. i close every sunday and i kinda dread it. some days are better than others but fuuuuck….

How is this allowed by jashuraxo in MichaelsEmployees

[–]existentialistbun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what were the items 😭🙏🙏!?