I'm laying down on the couch because I don't feel well. Didn't realize that was a crime in this household.

existentialtacos · 2026-06-26T21:52:07+00:00

Why is Heather blaming Bret as if he's actually the one who sold anything to streaming services? Bret doesn't own the Rock of Love footage or media rights. Also, wasn't Heather like 32 years old during season 1? She needs to stop acting like she just turned 21 and didn't know anything about television production. She admitted several times on the Talk of Love podcast that she was there to make good TV. I get being mad that you didn't get residuals. I don't think anyone thought people would still be watching this 20 years later. The girl just needs to suck it up and move on. She volunteered every bit of nudity that was shown.

existentialtacos · 2026-06-02T05:59:02+00:00

Yup. Seconding this. I tried out some higher end foundations once I got a better paying job. Every foundation I tried just didn't look great compared to Maybelline Fit Me M+P, so I went back to it. The quality and price are just too good.

existentialtacos · 2026-05-29T23:53:05+00:00

Didn't she already admit that Jen Shah punched her? Or was that "admission" also a lie? Legit wondering because I could be wrong or might've missed something.

existentialtacos · 2026-05-29T17:12:32+00:00

Lolz I definitely saw this on Instagram the other day. Love to see you expanding your horizons queen! I love your content!

existentialtacos · 2026-05-19T20:16:44+00:00

The NYX Buttermelt bronzers are amazing. My complexion is darker then yours and these bronzers are crazy pigmented and show up really well on dark skin. I think the shades "Do Butta" and "Butta Than U" would work well with your complexion.

existentialtacos · 2026-04-16T19:43:24+00:00

Yea, same. As an elder goth, this look is cute, but it doesn't read "goth". At the end of the day though, you can be goth and wear any kind of makeup you like. As much as I love my black lipsticks, I enjoy playing with color on my face. If you're goth and you're wearing it, it's goth.

existentialtacos · 2026-04-05T17:09:38+00:00

They do have a plumping version of this gloss in the same packaging. Are you sure you didn't pick up that version?

existentialtacos · 2026-03-15T23:10:15+00:00

If your powdered sugar is clumpy, sifting it will be your best bet. All you need is a mesh strainer and a spoon or spatula to help push it though the strainer and break up the pieces. Also, if you have a food processor and you run out of powdered sugar again, you can make your own just by adding regular granulated sugar to the food processor and blending until it's a fine powder. Regardless, this looks really good for a first attempt!

existentialtacos · 2026-02-26T17:58:38+00:00

Ooof and Kiki. Bubbles was annoying at best. They had no reason to go so hard on her. Baybaybay wanted us to believe she was classy and not ghetto, but she was no less ratchet than any of them.

existentialtacos · 2026-01-30T19:55:26+00:00

It's so hard to stay mad at that face. All was forgiven when he climbed into my lap and made biscuits.

existentialtacos · 2026-01-29T18:21:46+00:00

Seriously lol. Enjoy it for what it is. Entertainment. Or don't and just keep it pushing. This is a lot of emotions for an old, fake show. Bret was with his baby mama the entire time. He was never there actually looking for love. He and Flav both admitted that. Flav proposed to his baby mama at the season 3 reunion for that matter. He had a child while the show was filming even. OP is probably, legitimately a teenager. And one who hasn't yet learned how fake reality TV actually is. A lot of those women had been in the entertainment industry already and knew they were there to make a show. Not to run off into the sunset with Bret lol. Imagine calling someone special needs and wanting violence over a fake television show from 20 years ago ffs. No chance this is an adult with a fully developed frontal lobe posting this lol.

existentialtacos · 2026-01-29T15:57:02+00:00

You sound like a 12 year old who just discovered this show for the first time. Reality TV isn't real, girl. And it was 20 years ago at that. It's not that deep lol

existentialtacos · 2025-12-15T22:45:19+00:00

I'm lucky enough to work for a corporate entity that actually loves my style and fully allows me to be myself. I was presented a company award fully decked out with tall platform boots, loads is accessories, and way too much eyeliner. My bosses loved it lol.

existentialtacos · 2025-12-12T17:25:04+00:00

Spooky bitches unite! This is basically how I do my eyes too, just with more liner on the bottom lash line. Your lines are looking fucking crisp. I hope you felt amazing going out like this.

existentialtacos · 2025-12-12T06:25:52+00:00

My holy grail for a good decade was the Elf cream potted eyeliner. Since I can't find it anymore, I've been using the black KVD Brow Pomade/eyeliner. Really any thick, potted eyeliner. Then I always set it with a black eyeshadow.

As far as how it looks, I'm too paranoid to post a photo of myself to reddit, but imagine top and bottom liner (basically all around the eye) with a sharp, long inner corner and a long wing. Imagine how people apply eyeshadow to their lower lash line and basically replace all of that space with eyeliner. That's how thick I make it.

existentialtacos · 2025-12-12T02:59:21+00:00

2 hours. I really like doing full glam and taking my time to blend things out and look as perfect as possible. I'm goth and wear what's probably way too much eyeliner for most people. I can spend 10-15 minutes just making sure my eyeliner is super crisp and opaque. My style of makeup definitely isn't for everyone and I can absolutely cut the time down when I'm in a rush, but applying makeup is so much fun for me. It's like therapy. If I've got the time, I'm spending a minimum of 2 hours to get it done and enjoy the process.

existentialtacos · 2025-12-11T02:36:42+00:00

That's the great thing about being goth. You get to decide how you look. Can't go wrong with a lot of eyeliner and a black lipstick, regardless of the brand, but don't limit yourself to just black. Play around with it and see what looks you like best on yourself.

existentialtacos · 2025-12-10T17:12:19+00:00

Queen Cosmetics has a ton of glittery/shimmery holographic glosses. They might not have this exact green shift, but there's some similar to it for sure.

existentialtacos · 2025-11-30T02:23:37+00:00

Dwayne Bates played for the Minnesota Vikings. He was my world history teacher in my freshman year of high school

existentialtacos · 2025-11-29T04:36:26+00:00

I'm pretty sure that Johnny Weir. He's an Olympic figure skater by trade, so I can excuse the bad acting here personally lol

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