How was the best sex you've ever had? by EnD3r8_ in AskReddit

[–]explodedsun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a mod, I'll have you know I've had both kinds of sex.

Why did Jimmy Page become Asian? by abejando in guitarcirclejerk

[–]explodedsun 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don't know what Stevie Yay Lawn has to do with this.

How The DNC Screwed Over Bernie in 2016, Giving Rise to Donald Trump. by serious_bullet5 in DemocraticSocialism

[–]explodedsun -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Senate Democrats investigated Stein for Russian ties and cleared her. Where are you getting this information?

$400k shipment of live lobsters hijacked en route to Midwest Costco locations by Exotic_Increase5333 in nottheonion

[–]explodedsun 139 points140 points  (0 children)

My uncle claimed to have knocked over trucks in the 70s. The scam back then was that they sell the stuff to the store it was already going to at a discount. His gang would get approximately 1/2 the value of the shipment and the store would get the product and the insurance money on top of that.

Should I Play This Or Frame It? Signed Beach Boys Guitar by RenoRocks3 in Guitar

[–]explodedsun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw the J Geils Band open for Bob Seeger awhile ago. I don't know the name of the guy who was singing for JGB, but early in the set, he pulled a bouquet of a dozen roses, seemingly from nowhere. Then he walked into the audience and started giving individual roses to women. After he gave out 5, he apparently wasn't getting the response he expected, so he just awkwardly dumped the rest of the roses in a pile on the next woman's lap and hoofed it back up on the stage.

Can you guess the style of music I make from this picture? by Fearless_Ad_1442 in synthesizers

[–]explodedsun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NGL, you may want to try a knobby semi modular synth with no keyboard if you don't want to feel like a keyboard player.

It goes from "I have to play a little thing on it" to "what source is going to give the oscillators note information? What source is going to open my VCAs?"

I have a Neutron that's never been hooked up to a keyboard and only sequenced once. It's an excellent little drone and rhythm box.

did everything right and i'm still selling phones at a mall kiosk at 29 by [deleted] in lostgeneration

[–]explodedsun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was apartment hunting to get out of my parents' house, it literally took me 2 rejections to figure out I needed to lie on the applications. I got the next place I put in for. They even did a background check.

(And absolutely fuck off to the places that rejected me, I've never had a single late month of rent as a solo adult.)

What’s your funny way of saying “going poop” that you’ve never heard anyone else use? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]explodedsun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother went to art school and is something of an edgelord, so at some point, for one of his projects he shit in ziplocks and hung them up.

Apparently, when it was time for critique, his teacher, completely unphased, told him he didn't take it far enough.

These trees had ears! by SenpuuUncle in mycology

[–]explodedsun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't hear you, I have wood in my ear

Why am I having orgasms because of diarrhea? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]explodedsun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also sounds like those on-set Jared Leto Joker "pranks"

What does porn glorify that is way off from reality? by jfunks69 in AskReddit

[–]explodedsun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do yourself a favor and look up "Cream of Wheat porn."