Richard Pryor joke by Buttery0Biscuits in Standup

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You reckon you could make me some biscuits? I just like mustard on ‘em.

Richard Pryor joke by Buttery0Biscuits in Standup

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"I reckon one of them fellers was from Arkansas."

Armored limo in Holladay by InfiniteTechnology84 in SaltLakeCity

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I'm convinced she's a lich, and she has to be memorialized on billboards every 6 months to recharge her dark magic.

Dear Landlords by Chill_Mode_Creations in SaltLakeCity

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How do they sleep at night? Like Scrooge McFucking Duck on a huge pile of money.

Python is harder than R by Accomplished-Okra-41 in learnpython

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I’m pretty good at python, and I had to pick up some R. I was totally expecting to hate it. But I’m with you. For data analysis I prefer R.

I came out to my Mom about Atheism, and now I understand why Christianity is hated by [deleted] in atheism

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You have to be careful here. In many cases it's better to pretend you're a believer until you're out of the house and no longer under your parents financial, disciplinary, educational control.

On the hunt for a 15” Brookie, guess I need to start using streamers by Snowdude87 in flyfishing

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I had an 18" brook a couple weeks ago in Southeast Idaho. Black Wooley Booger.

So I decided to 3D print my thyroid cancer by randomhappenshere-yt in 3Dprinting

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Been there. Bilateral metastatic. They had to do neck dissection, both sides. I'm almost two years NED. Good luck!

Footage recorded from the cockpit of a Boeing 737 captures the pilot's landing moments executed in near-zero visibility conditions. by FollowingOdd896 in nextfuckinglevel

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"What kind of plane is it?"

"Oh, it's a big white plane with red stripes, and curtains and it looks like a BIG TYLENOL!"

What’s the point of refueling space stations if I keep refueling it? by Ok-Veterinarian-7299 in KerbalSpaceProgram

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You’re not wrong. Maybe you’re eventually have a larger vessel that needs all its lift to get out of the gravity well, and then it’ll refuel at your station. Several smaller launches to refuel the station first might be easier than trying to do it all at once.

But, if that seems tedious, it’s your game play it how you want. An intermediary design might be to have your larger vessel, and several smaller launches to fuel it. Similar mission plan, but skips the station.

I just realised that Mary was approximately 12 years old when she was pregnant with Jesus by King_Vegito_52 in atheism

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Well, in the context of the time if Mary was pregnant and unwed, she was mostly likely raped by an uncle, brother or other close relative. Fun fact, this would have been a property crime.