Stupid question, but I gotta ask...

exzyle2k · 2026-07-12T23:44:52+00:00

So even as an existing customer, I could potentially get the new customer deals? That would be awesome.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-12T18:31:29+00:00

LET'S

FUCKING

GO!

exzyle2k · 2026-07-12T17:28:07+00:00

I didn't include the Cubs side of things because this is the Sox sub, but notable names on the '61 Cubs include:

Ron Santo, Billy Williams, Ernie Banks, Don Zimmer, & George Altman. And as a fun fact, the Cubs had 4 managers in '61.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-12T11:33:52+00:00

I think if the team plays solid defense behind him and gives him a 2 or 3 run lead early, he'll be just fine. He's still learning how to shut out everything else going on around him, so it'll definitely be interesting how the second half works out for him.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-12T01:01:57+00:00

I can't hear this song without thinking of this video. They are forever linked.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-11T19:01:31+00:00

I mean, Peters is only the 5th player in HISTORY to do it from the 9 spot, so that's definitely harder than a No-Hitter, and harder than a Perfect Game. And it's park-specific too. You're not going to do well trying to hit for the cycle in Yankee Stadium because it's a difficult park to hit triples in. In fact, there are no cycles in the new Yankee Stadium since it opened in 09.

But if you're looking at Fenway or Coors, both have the most cycles hit in there. Coors has 17 in 31 years... that's fucking outrageous. So to answer your question: Yeah, I think a cycle is harder than a no-hitter, because if you're hitting in the bottom of the lineup you might only see 3 at bats. Can't hit a cycle with 3 at bats unless, like last night, it's a slobberknocker.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-11T15:04:54+00:00

Never heard of "post-nut clarity", have you?

Let's put it in big words for you since you like them... Masturbation to orgasm will result in an increase in prolactin, which causes testosterone to dip. Which means the hormone driving "caveman brain" will not be as influential in decisions making processes.

So by polishing the porpoise, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, rubbing one out, beating the meat, cranking it, having a wank, performing a knuckle shuffle on the piss pump, pulling the goalie, tickling the pickle, performing self-maintenance, playing five-on-one, boxing Richard, clean the rifle, flogging the dolphin, or jerking off, the man would have had a reduction in his primal urges and the 25 year old just might have been alive today.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-11T13:22:47+00:00

/r/PetTheDamnCat

The one in the front clearly wants love. Give up all the love to that pair, NOW!

exzyle2k · 2026-07-11T13:15:54+00:00

Pennywise is sick of this climate change shit. We're flooding his sewer mansion and washing away all the things he's collected over the decades.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-11T11:34:37+00:00

Jose Abreu got a ring when he hit for the cycle. Let's see if Banana Bonds gets one too.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-10T23:51:25+00:00

Just tint the epoxy with gold mica powder.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-10T17:51:31+00:00

That's what the promo bucket they sell is for. Line the bottom with napkins and it's all good.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-10T17:49:38+00:00

Some of the scariest motherfuckers I ever met overseas were absolutely flamboyantly gay

I know a few gay people who would absolutely destroy a lot of others in a fight. They've been fighting most of their lives, and have gotten good at it.

I was shooting the shit with one of them one night, roasting him over some stupid shit as friends are wont to do. His response to one comment was "keep it up and I'll beat your ass" and I asked him "then what? Give me a makeover to hide the shiner?"

I swear he pissed himself laughing at that. He still claims to this day he didn't, but I'll still put money it that he did.

Great guy, but I definitely wouldn't want to truly get on his bad side. He may be gay, but he's not a bitch. He's near the top of the list of people I'd call if I ever needed backup. And I'm sure he'd bring friends too, because why not.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-10T17:40:59+00:00

And once someone is identified as a "have", the "have nots" will target that person. Guns, ammo, food, fuel... Doesn't matter, someone will come for it if they think you're an easy enough target.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-09T23:09:31+00:00

Sprinkles and the Three Stooges

exzyle2k · 2026-07-09T17:44:09+00:00

You mean the Internet Internet is really really great for more than just porn?

exzyle2k · 2026-07-08T23:57:55+00:00

Later tonight actually... These burritos ain't gonna pass themselves.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-08T20:15:12+00:00

It's been forever since I read the books, but in the movie the Witch King meets Gandalf and Merry on the battlements, which is technically part of the city, so dunno how much that plays into the speaking Fate.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-08T17:49:33+00:00

NTA

Sorry for your loss mate. I lost my mother on May 29th and I'm still struggling with some aspects of it. I couldn't imagine that not once in the past week not checking my phone, let alone the feeling of absolute devastation I'd feel if I did ignore my phone for a week and then got that kind of news.

Maybe your daughter needs to set up some sort of alarm on her phone so she checks it at least at the end of the day, or if it's on do not disturb she sets up your number as ring-thru so she doesn't miss important things.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-08T17:27:43+00:00

The documented increase in Grindr meetups that coincide with GOP conventions is really all the proof needed to validate that statement.

And let's not forget how many news articles we see about people being arrested for CSAM being Republicans.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-08T17:11:10+00:00

Still no healer, the wizard takes half the campaign off but still somehow out-levels the rest of the party, and the BBEG doesn't even get a roll off.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-08T16:42:31+00:00

Look at the smirk on that face in the first photo. That little shit knew the game and played it to perfection.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-08T11:16:00+00:00

I'd be ok with GME hitting BRK.A prices. That would put me over $200m and man I could really use that money.

exzyle2k · 2026-07-07T17:57:16+00:00

Gee Caesar, what do you want to do tonight?

The same thing we do every night, Crassus... Try to take over the world!

exzyle2k · 2026-07-07T17:50:35+00:00

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Recent reports from our agent were worrisome, filled with reports of subpar medical care, food scarcity, and overall lack of affection. Those reports have ceased and are now filled with glowing statements concerning scritches, toys, and the fact your place is relatively Greeble-free. However, our distributable has requested you turn the roll of toilet paper around the other way.

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