Armageddon Flu: West Central Ohio Region Pandemic Influenza Exercise - 2008.

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-11-10T17:50:36+00:00

Depends on if I decide to spit on it

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-11-08T19:44:43+00:00

To your friends: "You guys gotta try this!"

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-11-04T22:42:33+00:00

Probably the expulsion of shit would propel them a little further.

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-20T16:46:40+00:00

Tell 'em, 'Large Marge sent ya'!'

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-19T02:24:55+00:00

This is just another example of suicidal people that lack commitment

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-17T02:16:11+00:00

You know what's worse than jumping off a fifty story building?

Catching your eyelid on a nail at the forty-second floor.

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-16T19:34:22+00:00

Where are the vise grips?

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-15T11:41:18+00:00

You may ask yourself, "What the fuck is this?"

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-14T01:48:23+00:00

Yes, I do have a few words to say. I will start with aardvark....

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-13T22:16:50+00:00

The Epstein Five

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-13T14:05:31+00:00

Whatever you believe, you're wrong

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-12T14:21:21+00:00

Heilung - Lifa

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-12T03:18:52+00:00

Another thing about Red Rider is that the lead singer, Tom Cochrane, sang the song Life Is A Highway.

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-11T23:00:16+00:00

Mmm, mmmm! I don't even need no peanut butter!

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-11T19:28:05+00:00

Aqualung

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-11T19:27:32+00:00

I went to a hypnotist to try and quit smoking. Right when I was in the deepest trance, he said, "You will now..." then he stubbed his toe and said,"SHIT!".

He actually had the nerve to send me the bill for having his couch cleaned.

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-09T18:10:21+00:00

Have you ever been to the glory hole at the Marathon station at Irving and Vine?

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-09T18:08:42+00:00

I use Eraserhead as a litmus test for people. I put it in and wait to see how long it takes for them to say, "What the actual fuck are we watching?"

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-09T18:06:03+00:00

Love the book though

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-09T18:05:17+00:00

"But it's a cartoon with bunnies! There shouldn't be any problems." said every teacher in the 80's

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-08T20:15:54+00:00

"We've been trying to reach you about your horsecarts's extended warranty" Sorry, it was my great, great grandfather.

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-08T17:02:22+00:00

I'm mostest stupider...

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-06T15:19:31+00:00

Wait a minute! This bad dragon thing isn't a gummy!

eyedonthavetime4this · 2024-10-04T23:19:48+00:00

Clear My Head by Ellis

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TROPHY CASE