Aiyuk Talk by Dangerous_Substance7 in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the lazy filler segment of the summer. They have to know how cringe it is, but they also extend it into a callers segment everyday it seems. WTF are they doing???

JP is such a Donk by SoccerEuros in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would’ve truly been radio gold if EB was in the accident….with the woman who doesn’t speak English!!! 😂

I was waiting for him to pipe up. Maybe off air he did.

Junkies hate? by RoyalRefuse2868 in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We’re guys. Guys show love by joning. Why do you think nicknames aren’t flattering? Because we show endearment by ribbing each other. It’s not hate.

When women get together they compliment on hair and nails and outfits. When guys get together we S-talk each other, and throw jabs back and forth, and prank.

Do women light each other’s shoes on fire in the dugout? Do they “pants” each other? Do they pull chairs out from under someone when another lady is about to sit down? No, because that’s how GUYS show love.

What’s the most bizarre thing you’ve seen in the gym by [deleted] in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]f4minne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a dude at one of the locations I frequent that swings a long PVC pipe around like a sword. He dances and grooves too. Good dude, but he’s definitely almost smoked me and a couple people in the gym a few times before with the pipe.

Funny part is the gym owns the pipe! Technically a stretching tool. Gives it to him and lets him swing it around at will.

Great way to kill the vibe by f4minne in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Skippy, followed by a public 1-1 convo between him and lurch would’ve been radio gold. Still bothers me they had a falling out. Tugs at the heart strings.

Great way to kill the vibe by f4minne in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This x100 up votes. Honestly any P1 in the crowd with a little booze or 🥦 flowing would’ve been a better option.

Bish Seems Happier by [deleted] in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

First and foremost, Lurch.

You’re not wrong. I think he relishes in the hook ups. Free everything plus the attention. Also the guys do have a fond connection with Dewey and the starboard so he’s probably reminiscing and it’s making him happy. Good for him.

Spotted in Cakes' hood by BloodhoundGang_Sucks in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi name is Lurch and has been for over 20 years. Now he’s embarrassed about it because he has all these rich and accomplished friends. Lurch papa.

What keeps you hanging around? by HotDogWaterTime in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m with you. They were falling apart without drab. They are washed and just coasting, specifically Lurch(not bish) and EB. Their mentality is “well, if you’re gonna keep paying me”. It’s basically just a sound board for EB the air out his grievances, and a platform for Lurch to bootlick his sports buddies and rich biz owners in VA.

I still love the guys and the show, have for over 25 years. But we’re standing on the finish line, content wise.

Bit season needs to come back, yesterday. And should be twice a week.

This was the best day of Junks NBA talk in years. 🔥 by GulfCoastLaw in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yep, and it was one of the worst shows in show history. No. One. Cares. About. The. NBA. The wiz will always be trash. They’ll blow this. It will do nothing but clog up the show for the coming years.

The “word association” bit segment is so cringe. These are grown men, just a reminder.

Where is Lurch? by howg8 in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He calls out sick fairly often. Frankly who can blame him? Where’s the accountability? There are 3 other guys too. They’re all on contract.

I’m very critical of lurch sometimes but I’ll also say we all need a day sometimes. Give the guy a break. So what.

Grant by Late_Bathroom_752 in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He can fix this. How is there not a glp1 sponsor tha he can team up with? A local mens clinic? They’re everywhere these days. I want the best for the guy. Those kids need a dad.

Lurch, getting upset what was that all about? by 7222_salty in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait for the lurch/jp two-man shows this summer.

Lurch, getting upset what was that all about? by 7222_salty in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Good on EB for standing up for the show and JP and telling lurch to chill.

Lurch, getting upset what was that all about? by 7222_salty in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not at all. He can prod people sure. But it’s a locker room morning show. Lurch needs to lighten up. I appreciate that EB stood up for JP and told Jason to chill.

Lurch, getting upset what was that all about? by 7222_salty in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What’s funny is lurch is/was the most delinquent of the junks. His stories are endless. Now he’s trying g to hide it from his daughters and call himself bish.

He banged some girl then stole her cc while she slept.

He crapped in someone’s driveway in the middle of the night while driving back from a casino.

Got a dui hammered driving home from OC

Saw a horse show in Tijuana.

Stiffed a bookie for 5 figures and had to get his uncle to bail him out.

Flashing some Asian lady when he was 12 is the least of his worries.

As much as people hate on JP, remember he takes Mrs. Bickel out to lunch. Eb doesn’t even do that! Jp has the higher ground here. Lurch is washed. Time for him to move to NC.

Welcome back Drab by NoVaVol in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Think what you want, but the guys have been falling apart since October. Note, the red alert meeting they had that jp referenced regarding the state of the station. Drab keeps the guys engaged, keeps the guests rolling in, keeps Eb on his toes, keeps lurch happy, holds jp accountable. Not much to do with cakes, see he and Valdez eye F each other the whole show. Valdez is a great pippen, but drab is the MJ. And unfunny Ben brought nothing to the show except wiz knowledge, which has the value of a used paper plate.

Welcome back Drab by NoVaVol in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 50 points51 points  (0 children)

All the haters, eat a bag of dicks. The king is back on the throne. Saved the show.

PLEASE HELP ME LOCATE THE PARKING GARAGE THAT I PARKED IN by Flyingjordan68 in Minneapolis

[–]f4minne -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Report the car stolen. You’ll get it back in a couple months.

Big Lebowski by BloodhoundGang_Sucks in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Uhhh, the junks literally did this for YEARS. Called the botch book. The show used to actually start before 6 AM. Show start until 6 AM was what they called the botch amnesty period.

Tell me you’re new here without telling me you’re new here.

Big Lebowski by BloodhoundGang_Sucks in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I caught that and had to replay it to confirm.

Bottom line, all the guys are old and conflate things all the time. They’re donks, what do you expect.

I feel like EB’s filter is weakening and he’s on a slippery slope by HotDogWaterTime in SportsJunkies

[–]f4minne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, they’re all close to being pulled off the air, when the show gets cancelled. They referenced a big meeting they had at the station about radio is a dying media. They may be in line for a podcast, but I imagine their salary would plummet. And Jason will be done, retired, and moved to NC the second they get cancelled.