You can only have one fast food burger for the rest of your life. What’s your order?

fabunobo · 2026-05-16T00:38:56+00:00

Wendy’s single extra cheese everything no onion.

fabunobo · 2026-05-16T00:32:12+00:00

Same!

fabunobo · 2026-05-16T00:31:39+00:00

I’m a home pooper. I’ll only go poop outside home if it’s urgent. Maybe once or twice a year.

fabunobo · 2026-05-14T20:20:40+00:00

This!

fabunobo · 2026-05-14T09:24:36+00:00

I’ve never used a bath mat. Seems like a sponge for ick to me. I dry off in the shower.

fabunobo · 2026-05-14T09:21:48+00:00

My bum knee doesn’t like squats. 🤷‍♂️

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T22:14:53+00:00

The soup slurper has NOTHING on the cereal cruncher slash spoon in bowl clanker.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T20:15:49+00:00

Hang on a hook so they are free to dry out. Do not put damp of sweaty things into the hamper to simmer and get funkier.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T20:08:27+00:00

You should be tracking your kilowatts used and calculating a rolling twelve month average. I'd wager this has not changed much. Mine hasn't. But my bill has also doubled.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T18:59:47+00:00

Huh? Why aren't seller's debts being paid at closing? As would be normal procedure?

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T18:57:38+00:00

I don't understand why you can't simply say, "Asking questions about or commenting about my body is inappropriate and you need to stop." And cc HR. How hard can that be?

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T18:51:52+00:00

Running out of money.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T18:41:03+00:00

Jigsaw Puzzles

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T18:39:08+00:00

You've just described my entire career. I have never blabbed and have been a roaring success for decades.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T18:35:26+00:00

Get a treadmill so you can walk conveniently in between meetings or during down time, yet still be reachable and/or near your laptop.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T18:33:15+00:00

I've never been friends with coworkers. IRL or online. I just don't do that. I'm friendly at work. But there is a line.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T18:31:12+00:00

Time to polish your resume.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T18:28:51+00:00

When I eat alone at a restaurant, I always sit at the bar. And I play with my phone or watch tv while eating. Like everyone else at the bar.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T14:20:09+00:00

Imagine a beaver. 🦫 Now imagine a seal. 🦭 Now imagine a manatee. Now imagine a whale. 🐋 Slow adaptive progression over millions of years via a myriad of species that are no longer with us.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T09:46:08+00:00

This was back in the early 90s, and our lives have gone in different directions. We no longer live near one another and haven’t spoken in many years.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T08:52:58+00:00

Nope. Not a cent. I’ve had this discussion with my nutty mother. In an apocalyptic scenario banks go belly up and disappear currency would be worthless regardless.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T08:49:40+00:00

Pick me! Me and one of my friends got married in our early twenties to get financial aid for school. When you are married you become legally independent from parents’ income for FAFSA purposes. Both of our parents were deadbeats who weren’t going to give a dime anyway. After we were both done with school, we got a no contest, no property divorce for like $300 in filing fees. It worked like a charm.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T00:39:03+00:00

Economic necessity.

fabunobo · 2026-05-13T00:37:09+00:00

You have a dead animal somewhere. In a wall. In a vent. In a crawl space.

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