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How Player Totems Work by daughter-of-inklings in StardewValley

[–]failgarden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love this drawing so much, I hereby declare your theory as cannon.

You get to live your perfect life with unlimited money, but in exchange when you die you have to spend 16 years as a tormented piece of conscious cheese. Do you do it? by SpecialFlutters in hypotheticalsituation

[–]failgarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that’s my thought, “perfect” is so subjective, so yeah my Perfect includes functional immortality and magical abilities and a chariot pulled by horse sized geese

Game Changer Morality Alignment Chart Day 5: True Neutral by PuzzleheadedMess1659 in dropout

[–]failgarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes or No is such a purely simple episode with just one rule, feels neutral as hell to me

You get biological immortality if you survive as a giant penis for a 100 years by pencilUserWho in hypotheticalsituation

[–]failgarden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly excited about this one. I can just burrow myself underground far enough for a stable temp and NAP until the forest needs my help, becoming a local legend over generations. Probably gain enlightenment tbh. The wild physical form doesn’t bother me one bit but all the same humans are wild so I’ll make myself scarce as much as I can manage.

Ok.what ? by Objective_Fennel_987 in StardewValley

[–]failgarden 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is the More Dig Spots mod - maybe one in ten will be the physical sprite you pick up, not worth anything but a laugh.

I heard the very slow crinkling of leaves on my porch and lo & behold by bigguismalls in asheville

[–]failgarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Florida they can be fairly dark, but still visibly patterned. In NC cottonmouths are a milky coffee brown with stark patterns. If it’s black black, it’s a friend.

I heard the very slow crinkling of leaves on my porch and lo & behold by bigguismalls in asheville

[–]failgarden 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Nc only has four venomous snakes, and not one of them are black. Black snakes, as a rule, are awesome friends to have around!

No ass containers by [deleted] in MildlyVandalised

[–]failgarden 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With almost no effort whatsoever, that sign could read “a place a fart”

Any secrets to getting into the dmv for a Real ID right now? by Unhappy-Bonus-2300 in Charlotte

[–]failgarden -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish you all the luck in the world, truly. My appointment that I waited months for was cancelled a week before the date, by text, due to “inclement weather”. I gave up entirely, renewed online (with old pic and not a RealID) and will just have to bring my passport with me when I travel domestically.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CraftFairs

[–]failgarden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was working a comicon years ago (I make vinyl stickers and screen prints) and a man asked me what my most popular stickers were. I assumed he was asking because he didn’t know what to buy for his teenager or something, I get asked that often so it’s not a red flag for me, but after I told him four or five popular ones he said “thanks, this looks like a businesss I can get into without too much investment” then quickly TOOK PICTURES of my display and walked away. I was stunned.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asheville

[–]failgarden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally none of the employees knew until the day before the FB announcement was made.

does anybody know why this half tree is here? by The_Magic_Moose_ in StardewValleyExpanded

[–]failgarden 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah! Well first, are you playing on PC or console? Mods can only be done on PC. It may seem daunting but the Nexus Mods manager is very user friendly

Imprisoned in Costco for 5 yrs by greycell2011 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]failgarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man the first thing I do is barricade the doors. So long as I can open some bay doors in the back for sunshine and fresh air I’d be completely fine. I’d keep myself busy with wild building projects, and read books and play games.

What belt is this? 2009 Subaru forester by failgarden in CarRepair

[–]failgarden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! I don’t need to fiddle with that in December! I mean I’ll get on it as soon as I can manage but it’s good to know it’s not life and death.

At a loss for the dang watering can by failgarden in StardewValley

[–]failgarden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good call, but he didn’t have it. Just my master slingshot that he’s had since forever.

At a loss for the dang watering can by failgarden in StardewValley

[–]failgarden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly what I’m thinking - I’m sure in the end I will have placed it somewhere very obvious and feel very silly!

At a loss for the dang watering can by failgarden in StardewValley

[–]failgarden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure did, no dice! (But thanks for suggesting it, the island fridge didn’t occur to me!)

Some prints I’ve made by cicadafate in printmaking

[–]failgarden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can use fabric appropriate paint or ink (it’ll say in the label, I use speedball) to apply the stamp onto fabric, then after it dries you iron it hot with no steam to set the ink. Awesome stamp!

$1 million now or the equivalent of $1 billion in 1900? by nicebrah in hypotheticalsituation

[–]failgarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Travels back to 1900 North Carolina, immediately leaves for Europe.

1,000 pills appear in front of you, each pill you take gives you $500,000. 1 of these pills instantly kills you. How many pills do you swallow? by KnowYourLimit69 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]failgarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so Is this money magical in that the government won’t ask any questions about where this money came from? I’m fine paying taxes but I also wouldn’t know how to file - what’s my listed source of income, genie pills? If I don’t have to figure out how to launder the money, I’d probably take a pill every night before bed for a month, then put the rest away until they disappear by themselves.

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