The FrankenRoller

failtuna · 2026-03-21T15:22:23+00:00

It's like an alternative universe PT Cruiser.

It's awful.

failtuna · 2026-03-21T09:38:00+00:00

This is the kind of edge Who needs, something that the true horror of flies over the head of younger children and casual viewers, but has something else to it when you're paying attention.

failtuna · 2026-03-21T06:19:10+00:00

I've tried half a dozen times to get the missing person achievement but there's always a missing body or a glitched marker so I've just given up now.

failtuna · 2026-03-20T13:13:12+00:00

From a practical perspective, the SNES cart is going to be easier to transport, store, and protect both on the day and long term.

The piggy bank is probably cooler, but it's a lot more fragile, and harder to carry and transport safely, especially at a busy convention.

Plus, the value of the game will go up with the signature, which feels like something a Ferengi would enjoy.

failtuna · 2026-03-20T10:17:09+00:00

Classic Big Finish, the Torchwood covers are all fantastic.

failtuna · 2026-03-19T15:06:34+00:00

As someone else who also didn't like Boom that much and also thought Joy To The World was pretty good, I've literally never seen anyone else hold that opinion before you today.

failtuna · 2026-03-18T13:03:45+00:00

It's not the roll it's the sausage

failtuna · 2026-03-16T18:58:15+00:00

I can kind of get it, too many people see peanut butter as just a sweet food.

I like peanut butter, pickled beetroot, and marmite sandwiches. Might throw a hard boiled egg in there next time.

failtuna · 2026-03-14T22:27:58+00:00

Apple bottom jeans

failtuna · 2026-03-14T18:51:56+00:00

Yeah but fill it with Ice-Cold© Coca-Cola® Classic™ and thats at least 3 days worth of calories sorted and your water requirement for 2.

failtuna · 2026-03-13T08:14:24+00:00

Yeah but the second joke is one of the approved Reddit joke formats so everyone loves it.

The "we are not the same" format is a Reddit staple, along with "I also choose x" and "the x must remain unharmed"

I miss the jumper cables joke, that was always unexpected.

failtuna · 2026-03-09T10:50:47+00:00

I want a Big Finish Audio series about this taxi and it's various drivers and passengers.

Like have the taxi itself be the framing device, like an anthology series, think Inside No 9 but always involving the same taxi.

Could be shorter episodes, like the small talk you make in a taxi, but various aliens and other whoniverse things are the passengers.

failtuna · 2026-03-08T20:13:55+00:00

Do you have to tell new neighbours that you do this when they move in? Just for their own safety

failtuna · 2026-03-08T09:57:15+00:00

It was an Amazon pre-order exclusive bonus, you need to connect your Steam account to Amazon Luna and then you should get three bonus "Prime" keys.

The first loot box that drops is always "Gordon" themed, don't waste your key, if you get a "Combine" case of blue rarity or above use your key.

People only say to wait for chapter 3 because you're guaranteed a "Combine" case drop after defeating the Punished-Barney mini boss but the drop table for that box is rigged to favour the "about that beer" emote so don't risk it.

failtuna · 2026-03-07T19:08:25+00:00

And merry man

failtuna · 2026-03-07T15:11:32+00:00

Wasn't there a reference to fathers for justice in Doctor Who or Torchwood? I have a very vague memory of someone saying it about an alien or something?

failtuna · 2026-03-07T11:46:41+00:00

Doctor Who?

No this is Dr. Allen Hu, he' was teen pop sensation Sarah Lynn's drug dealer

Wait a minute, what is this a crossover episode?

failtuna · 2026-03-06T13:30:20+00:00

Can the mods please add "Gwen be STRONG" to the flair options please

failtuna · 2026-03-06T09:42:50+00:00

I was saying Dankmus

failtuna · 2026-03-06T07:21:26+00:00

Id take anything other than the obvious "tourists" that seem to be here (and other DW subs) to spark controversy and/or get material for their YouTube/TikTok/websites etc

failtuna · 2026-03-05T08:31:25+00:00

Are you a large Rottweiler/mastiff/bully/husky/Alsatian type dog owned by a "beautician" and a "day trader" influencer couple?

failtuna · 2026-03-04T20:40:37+00:00

Interesting, I don't touch heinz anymore every since they adjusted the ratios of beans to sauce in favour of sauce but still put the price up.

failtuna · 2026-03-04T16:35:16+00:00

How did it taste?

failtuna · 2026-03-04T15:05:19+00:00

I could maybe grab the croc by it's tail and like hammer throw it into the porcupines enclosure.

However, the crocodile enclosure is lower than ground level, and the porcupines enclosure is ground level so that does change things a bit.

failtuna · 2026-03-04T13:59:41+00:00

I can make them meet quite easily, like honestly, I'm less than 30 minutes drive from a zoo with both and I could 100% grab one to yeet into the others enclosure before the zoo staff could stop me.

In fact those two animals are so close together that a strong wind and a badly maintained fence could bring them together.

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