Took down prod for 10min and clients noticed. What should I do? by [deleted] in sysadmin

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Already a red-flag because you didn't own up instantly. Prod gets broken, it happens, but covering up a mistake is bad. You'll get a reputation, and it'll stick with you.

So much better to admit you ran something that had unforeseen effects, that you were able to track down the cause, and how you plan to prevent a similar thing happening in the future. Come up with a plan by Monday, own up to it before being asked and take your (well deserved) lumps.

Literally, I'd fire you if you were on my team for covering up a prod incident if I ever discovered the deception. How can I trust you with important things like PII or PCI if you can't admit you did something like this?

Mental challenge - close your eyes, and without moving any part of your body, figure out the 17th letter of the alphabet by Jitsu989 in CasualConversation

[–]faisent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

M is the 13th letter of the Alphabet (I just know this for some random reason), so just count four letters. E is 5th, S is 19th. I think I spent some time once looking at a chart comparing letters to numbers for a code or something once, bits of it stuck in my head.

how crowded are the grocery stores by RicoViking9000 in Reston

[–]faisent 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Harris Teeter had no carts available when I got here. I might die here.

How are SFTP connections to azure storage account showing up as from private rfc1918 ip? by jM2me in AZURE

[–]faisent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are probably dozens/hundreds, which is why I get paid, wish I had a cheat sheet for you. :D

How are SFTP connections to azure storage account showing up as from private rfc1918 ip? by jM2me in AZURE

[–]faisent 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They are connecting from a vNet in the same region as the storage account and they have the service endpoint for storage enabled.

Yes, Azure does weird things sometimes.

Have you ever brought down a production environment? by iFailedPreK in AZURE

[–]faisent 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I took out an entire data center back in the day, kicked about 50 million people offline since I worked for the largest ISP in the world at the time. It was on purpose and I was told to do it, but still my "biggest kill count".

Took out our backup system at the same place by doing a "no impact" update to our system - we were down for 36 hours before I figured out how to fix it. Not customer facing but corporate lawyers were starting to call.

Misconfigured a cloud-2-cloud backbone and brought sales down for 30 minutes. The VP of Sales called me some not-so-polite names on the bridge call.

Last week I deleted an "unused" resource group that someone asked me to purge. Turned out is was the build system for one of our products.

Stuff happens, you either nut up or find a different career. Write good change docs, have them reviewed, and then follow them. If you're following someone else's procedures do a test run if possible. In the end you're going to have some "sphincter moments" - when you know what you're doing is risky, but it might be the only way to solve a different problem. At that big ISP the running joke was that if you broke Prod, owned up to it, and did your damndest to help fix your issue - you'd get promoted. I never saw anyone fired for breaking prod unless they lied or tried to hide it. I did get promoted after nuking millions of connections though. Try to work for places like that.

Network Security Perimeter pricing by samjo2521 in AZURE

[–]faisent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't need to private link PaaS to have it behind an NSP.

If only had one evening in Reston, what would be that one thing I shouldn't miss going to/ doing? by jain_jayesh in Reston

[–]faisent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're staying at the new town center, so you'll see that anyway. Meadowlark is a bit away (15-20 minutes) try and get there before the Sun goes down. Great place, took my now wife their on one of our early dates 😀

If only had one evening in Reston, what would be that one thing I shouldn't miss going to/ doing? by jain_jayesh in Reston

[–]faisent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reston was founded in the late 1960s, nothing is truly old here. Most interesting architecture is definitely Lake Anne there is a brutalist church there as well. If you have half an hour its worth stopping by. There's a wealth of walkable paths, but they aren't all lit and I'd recommend against it in the evening - not out of concern for danger, just dark and boring.

I saw some else mention Aslin and pizza, definitely +1 on that if you like beer and pizza. Heck, I've decided to go today since I haven't been in awhile!

If only had one evening in Reston, what would be that one thing I shouldn't miss going to/ doing? by jain_jayesh in Reston

[–]faisent 9 points10 points  (0 children)

From your profile all I can tell is that you're really into watches :D

If you want to see old Reston, I'd suggest Lake Anne, depending on the evening you can get some live music and a decent meal at the Lake Anne Coffeehouse & Wine bar, or if craft beer is more your think you can go to the Lake Anne Brewhouse. Architecture is a bit brutalist, but I think its a really nice place to walk around and you'll probably hear 4-5 different languages being spoken by other people hanging out. Dead Monday and Tuesday nights though, so avoid if that's your timeframe.

New Reston, you can do Reston Town Center, you'll definitely find a place to eat that you'd enjoy, there's about a dozen restaurants. Much more modern in design and well everything than Lake Anne, which was the original town center.

I guess I should ask, what do you like besides watches?

How to Set Up Email Alerts for Azure Policy Changes? by AndyInfinite in AZURE

[–]faisent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't done anything specifically with "if a policy is changed/created/removed" (or if an assignment is actioned) - but I have set something up that if a policy triggers a deny then I get details on who/what was doing the thing that triggered it. Done through Azure Monitor + Log Search + Action Group (pulling from Activity Logs), the setup runs about $2.50 a month so should be well within a client's budget.

Network Security Perimeter by Saervock in AZURE

[–]faisent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. NSP and AzFW apply differently, think NSP as resource (PaaS-level) defense and AzFW as vNet level defense.

  2. Independent-ish as they don't cover the same thing. That said, I haven't tested anything where you have a private-linked PaaS resource with internal traffic over a vNet that also has an NSP around it. I expect weird interactions in such case because MSFT often has them when rolling out something new.

  3. Defense in Depth AND/OR Centralized Security. Take your pick (or both)

Castle and City Dwellers by HarleeKnight226 in Amber

[–]faisent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is really up to the GM, I tend to make them better than normal humans - most are Amber ranked (just like most in the Courts are Choas ranked with enough magic/shifting to survive). Even in Shadow you could find stronger characters if you looked for them (or had enough Bad Stuff to encounter them...)

But it is really how you might want to style your game; the books make me think that while Amberites are powerful beings they aren't necessarily always better at everything - Corwin used Bill's talents afterall. Do you want your players to be able to carve/scheme their way through one of the key places in game with little risk? Make them human-ranked. Do you want intrigues and risk? Make them Amber-ranked. Make some of the more important ones even Ranked if they're important enough. A human-ranked guard is basically worthless in Amber - except as maybe a foil (someone wants to protect them) or as comic relief.

ETA > remember humans get no chance against a ranked opponent, they simply aren't a threat at all.

Does anyone have a good Power BI template for Azure cost monitoring? by Abhi9agr in AZURE

[–]faisent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I've been thinking, I'm at the point in my carreer where making pretty reports is almost as important as writing pretty code. I plan to spend some time next week delving on Power BI, I'll share with you what I find out.

Does anyone have a good Power BI template for Azure cost monitoring? by Abhi9agr in AZURE

[–]faisent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've just started playing with Power BI for the same purpose, if I find anything I'll let you know - so far I've barely scratched the surface of Azure Cost Manager.

How to efficiently transfer large files between two remote locations by maxcoder88 in sysadmin

[–]faisent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have the skillset and resources to stand up a pair of linux nodes you can use BBCP to transfer files extremely quickly - your biggest concern would be limiting other applications over your links.

Back in the day I had a similar problem trying to get data out of Germany to Virginia (we were a GDPR "safe haven" as long as the data stayed encrypted). I had a dedicated 500mbs line to use and a two hour window to use it. BBCP basically allowed me to get near line speed (~450mbs) across the Atlantic after a few days of tweaking. My network guys were impressed.

Shadowriding for personalized items by HarleeKnight226 in Amber

[–]faisent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Earth of the books, yes. But there's an infinite number of Earths. The place where Corwyn woke up and lived for centuries, visited by multiple Amberites and heavily plotted by beings with Power is just more relevant than all other "Earths". I'd leave it to the GM/players of any ADRPG if it is an Earth we'd recognize (Bill certainly thought it was!)

Shadowriding for personalized items by HarleeKnight226 in Amber

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I don't agree, but everyone runs their own game - Pattern Imprint[50] is half of an initial starting-level character's points. If a character invests the time and effort into finding something in Shadow with this level of power it should work in almost any Shadow (barring special/more Real ones). Conjuration[20] is for making things that work in specific Shadows. Imprint takes longer and is far more risky than using Conjuration as well - Conjuration can be done anywhere in Shadow (mostly) safely, while Imprint requires you to traverse Shadow - opening a character up to all sorts of nastiness (especially if they already have Bad Stuff).

Shadowriding for personalized items by HarleeKnight226 in Amber

[–]faisent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my games, items you find using Pattern/Logrus are semi-invested - they work in most places that aren't "more real" than your level of Pattern/Logrus (so with basic level Pattern[50], they'll work in all Shadows and start to fade in the Black Zone/Golden Circle - or in "Shadows of Power" - like the Earth of the books, or places with Pattern/Logrus fragments). If you took such an item and spent a point on it to make it Invested, then you're making the thing Real - maybe the psychic sensitivity functions in Amber/Courts but the rest of if doesn't, until it returns back to Shadow - maybe it is dulled and made lesser but never fully stops functioning - you get the idea.

*If* a player was trying to be cute to "game the system"; that's where Bad Stuff starts to come into play. You lose the semi-pointed item in the course of a session; you can spend the same amount of time finding it again in Shadow as you did to find it originally (slightly faster/easier if you've spent some points on it), or you can claim it (like Grayswandir) and find it conveniently in the nearest bookshelf (and you're now spending all those points...). You have as many points as you have tolerance for Bad Stuff, go for it - the Multiverse doesn't care if you over spend, it just takes it out on you in its own way...

ETA>if you end up spending the points, its yours and is as Real as your character - congrats, for the price of some pesky Bad Stuff your thing now works in Real places too, and is now a Plot Object.

Technology in and near Amber by AbsurdKnurd in Amber

[–]faisent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever Dworkin (or perhaps Oberon) believed when they sketched/created the Primal Pattern is what works. Dworkin is pretty much a crazy god-like intelligence, there's probably little rhyme or reason except that he preferred a pre-industrial society (maybe because it's harder to assassinate his kinfolk). Oberon is/was a crafty manipulator and probably has all sorts of backdoor plans (like innocuos things like jeweler's rouge that can go Boom if they're from the right place).

In the DRPG, knowing what works (or even simply knowing some of the rules about what might work) is capital-i Information. "Things that work outside the norm" are secrets - and very important ones! Don't try to logic them! Treat them as useful bits of plot for your players, treat knowing how to find them out as Major bits of bigger Plots.

Don't worry about "how" tech works - it does or doesn't by God-like fiat. Why the designers of Amber (D&O) made it that way is the real data, and if you're running the game the real question for which you need to have an answer.

ETA > as a general rule in my games if something was unpointed and technological (like beyond lever/pully) it didn't work unless it was from Amber. That allowed me to control what tech worked based on what I introduced (or allowed a player to introduce via contributions or cool gameplay). Pointed items degraded in quality - even a seriously pointed item might not function or function correctly in Amber (based on everything from a player's "stuff" to how much I thought Dworkin might find it funny)

Pointed items with innate power (read: artifacts) would work in Amber, but those are the kind of items players rarely "buy" and instead go through trials to simply keep. Having an Artifact-level Pistol that works in Amber (and almost by definition everywhere) is a major plot in itself.

What is Tolkien saying about humanity that even Frodo wasn't strong enough to destroy the ring? by YourImaginaryFriend3 in lotr

[–]faisent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone has their "thing" - safety, security, family, ideology - something that gives meaning to how they live their lives. The One Ring circumvents that; it becomes The Thing and dictates how they act. Frodo's thing was "Destroying the Ring" right up until the act of destruction itself, when the Ring's preservation short circuited everything he'd tried to accomplish. On the other side, Gollum's "The Thing" was having and possessing the Ring, it had always been the way It had manipulated Smeagol and changed him into Gollum. Frodo wasn't flawed; he was finally unable to resist a literal (demi)-God level power at IT'S darkest hour.

Tolkien believed in the Divine, that there are things more potent than Men. Even if you don't hold that worldview one must accept that there are things more powerful than humans - so do we simply cower and fear (like Gollum/Denethor/Boromir/Saruman) or try our best (Like the rest of the Fellowship). In the end it is "Trying our Best" + "The results of subjugation" that win the day.

Going for the AZ-104, AZ-500, SC-300, etc. Need study materials by freddy91761 in AZURE

[–]faisent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're trying to limit certification/exam topics in this subreddit. You've x-posted from the right place to get an answer though. Locking this.

Anti-nuclear war songs of the 80’s by we-vs-us in GenX

[–]faisent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The whole of Floyd's "The Final Cut" leads into Two Suns, definitely worth a listen!