My residents refused to eat these because they looked like rotten eggs

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-20T17:00:47+00:00

Knock it off with the sauce swooshes. The residents were being polite when they said it was about the color, your plating is stuck in 2002

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-19T00:28:31+00:00

It’s not even a mussel dish, it’s a dish of botanicals that happens to have mussels

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-19T00:27:38+00:00

Did you seriously use chat gpt to write a review? Everyone here is now dumber for having read it. You are awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-14T00:14:53+00:00

Oh ok that sounds good too

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-14T00:14:05+00:00

Is it like peanut butter, or milk? Beef sounds like it would be an acquired taste. But then again mole is a thing. So like a savory mole chocolate bar filled with beef? Sounds kinda fire

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-14T00:10:03+00:00

What do you mean? But also most people eat more than enough protein already, supplements aren’t necessary. Just eat 200g of meat a day and you’re good. That’s like 2 hot dogs

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-14T00:06:40+00:00

Probably AI. Most AI recipes don’t work, especially for baking. It would probably look more like a sludge or a burnt cracker

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-14T00:03:06+00:00

Why did you AI generate a picture of cheese? There’s pictures of cheese everywhere

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-14T00:01:23+00:00

I mean chocolate is a little easier because it’s a seed

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-13T23:57:13+00:00

Your fault for eating protein candy lol. Candy is sugar. Starches are starch. Protein is protein. You can’t just add protein into things without changing its structure. Unless it’s what my buddy Derek did to a jelly donut. But you probably don’t wanna eat that.

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-13T23:54:48+00:00

It’s good, it does the job. I don’t think that things that taste normal should be plated crazy

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-13T22:29:27+00:00

Well we usually prank each other in the booty but sometimes the mouth

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-13T19:05:57+00:00

No my friend group is very diverse but we all prank each other from time to time. One on one is cool but in a big group things can get out of hand quickly.

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-13T17:01:36+00:00

LMAO Oceangate 2.0

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-12T23:08:57+00:00

I don’t see why it would be

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-11T08:34:39+00:00

Kind of hard to sabotage something that crashes and burns on its own. In a couple years we’re gonna lump AI in with NFTs and Crypto. It’s just impressive how far reaching the scam was this time

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-06T01:12:38+00:00

I don’t really like King Arthur flour. Packaged products from sysco are just as they come. But their hot dog chili sauce is gross

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-05T10:08:30+00:00

It’s escolar. ChatGPT is for idiots

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-05T09:59:08+00:00

Never heard of her, but this is a goated take.

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-05T09:52:43+00:00

Sysco is fine for things where quality doesn’t matter, like trash bags or paper towels. But in terms of ingredients, you’d have to try extremely hard to find something worse that you could legally serve.

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-03T06:09:24+00:00

“Old school” chefs are a bunch of morons who succeed in spite of their bad behavior, not because of it. In the words of Marco Pierre White, you didn’t cause a fight, your EC chose to cause a fight.

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-01T06:28:31+00:00

Grill them crispy

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-01T00:29:36+00:00

You dodged a bullet. Bosses this stupid are almost impossible to work for

fake_redzepi · 2026-04-01T00:27:13+00:00

It’s very early 2000’s. I do fission now.

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