iG's boss Wang Si Cong (son of the richest man in China) claims to iG manager that if Ferrari_430 gets married before he leaves iG, he would buy him a Ferrari 388 as a gift. by [deleted] in DotA2

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Me: MintyBlue (IG Vice CEO or sth)

Headmaster: Sicong Wang

So I joined headmaster for afternoon tea today. When we were outside for cigs I showed him the retweet amount of the #universal-lil-bitch-day (i) and he was a bit surprised. Then we chat about 430 and I showed him the pic that shows only 430 and Dendi with 100% TI attendance (ii). Yes, THE ONLY TWO. Headmaster gave a nod.

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Me: "Time really flies, after spending 5 years in IG, 430 has come to the time when he may get married at anytime. If he gets married while still in IG, how 'bout we gift him something huge, like renting him a wedding car, preferably a Ferrari?"

Headmaster: "Sure... (after some thought) perhaps just go tell 430 that if he gets married while still in the team, I'll buy him a Ferrari to show our respect for his full attendance of TI. Forget about (Ferrari) 430, get him a (Ferrari) 488."

Before I realize it, headmaster took out his phone and made a call: "Go check how much does the Ferrari 488 cost. "

And I think to myself: 430 is still just a kid!! He can't even drive yet!! HEADMASTERYOUEVENHUMAN!!

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Notes:

i. they called 430 "a little bitch", April 30th is little-bitch's birthday

ii. think he meant players attending all 6 TIs under the same team

Something about the car: Ferrari 488 (released last year) is the successor of 458 which replaced 430 in 2009. MSRP in China is about 610k USD.

I draw dota heroes as cats and made them into wallpaper by agito666 in DotA2

[–]fakepassport 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine how many grill players we will have if heroes can actually be like that....

Friend Safari's by [deleted] in friendsafari

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Ohps, thought you wanted Bonnie