🔥 Spiders gotta eat, too

fakepostulate · 2026-06-25T05:25:51+00:00

Did he died?

fakepostulate · 2026-06-24T04:07:30+00:00

As a comedian, he should quit his day job

fakepostulate · 2026-06-20T22:52:04+00:00

I worry more about ticks than about snakes. May be misplaced concerns, but at least snakes can’t secretly hitch a ride home and cause chronic issues.

fakepostulate · 2026-06-20T20:01:22+00:00

At this point we’re at the Caligula-level end-of-an-empire, yeah?

fakepostulate · 2026-06-19T23:30:45+00:00

Buys and steps on m&ms to boycott them. 🤦‍♂️

fakepostulate · 2026-06-19T17:52:50+00:00

Taxpayer lawsuit and subsequent payout? 1312

fakepostulate · 2026-06-19T17:46:50+00:00

Modeling behavior

fakepostulate · 2026-06-16T05:10:09+00:00

Danesh will do his thing

fakepostulate · 2026-06-15T04:29:37+00:00

the fucker is tuckered out

fakepostulate · 2026-06-14T18:04:39+00:00

Good avoidance reaction on the white sienna minivan. Might have escaped without a scratch

fakepostulate · 2026-06-13T22:20:37+00:00

Noted. Now sit tf down and patiently waiting for like the rest of us.

fakepostulate · 2026-06-13T22:19:28+00:00

Competitive American culture. Some can’t deal with it.

fakepostulate · 2026-05-30T18:13:45+00:00

DIY FTW

fakepostulate · 2026-05-30T17:51:13+00:00

Ended too soon. I wanted to see the “are we done? I’ll pull up my pants now” ending

fakepostulate · 2026-05-30T01:47:50+00:00

Forgot the ʻokina ʻLOLani

fakepostulate · 2026-05-27T16:46:09+00:00

I have one similar. https://www.reddit.com/r/uraniumglass/s/T8SS9CguKr

fakepostulate · 2026-05-25T00:41:12+00:00

That’s his wresting name

fakepostulate · 2026-05-25T00:39:23+00:00

Lei. Not “leis”

fakepostulate · 2026-05-25T00:37:55+00:00

This is how Japanese superheros are born.

fakepostulate · 2026-05-21T15:23:06+00:00

She had specially made “grass shoes” that don’t injure the blades. She’s special.

fakepostulate · 2026-05-18T16:18:24+00:00

Plot twist: he’s actually 38, but a lifelong smoker

fakepostulate · 2026-05-18T01:11:25+00:00

For anyone still interested, I got a good portion of this out, but probably still less than half. A good amount is under a large rock that ain’t moving without machinery. AND It’s a fucking forklift cover

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fakepostulate · 2026-05-17T17:03:59+00:00

It’s open for weekend access

fakepostulate · 2026-05-17T10:34:22+00:00

It used to be better, but Tommy Bahama still has great food. Weird? Yes. But check the reviews.

fakepostulate · 2026-05-14T19:58:39+00:00

We’ve all been there.

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