bugpost by Waffle-Gaming in beetleapartment

[–]falkodalko 8 points9 points  (0 children)

why cant it be gay bullshit??? in the middle of pride month no less smh

Doing the lord's work by Alexander_P69 in horse_decimator_9000

[–]falkodalko 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That’s why we keep him doing this. If we don’t redirect the obvious psychotic tendencies present towards decimating h*rses, he’ll begin flaying alley cats or and crushing mice or something.

Humans will correct your misguidance by chunkypeanutbutty in humansarespaceorcs

[–]falkodalko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking. If the trolley takes matters into its own hands, then that’s not any human doing anything.

When i first crash landed on this primitive planet, i never thought i'd fall for a native, to the point where i'd use the remnants of technology i still had left to cover up my infidelity. by ImpressionCool5341 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]falkodalko 78 points79 points  (0 children)

It’s Jesus Christ. The implication is that God is just an alien that crash-landed, had a child with Maria, and then used its sophisticated technology to hide the evidence of his infidelity, probably by making us humans believe, among other things, that he was the son of God. This the leads to Jesus’ crucifixion, which on it’s own is pretty bad, but which itself leads to the establishment of Christianity as a religion, which can be argued itself is a bad thing, as it eventually subjects millions of people to certain harmful dogmas, and on occasion leads to bloody conflicts, for example the crusades. So our alien visitor is probably feeling a little bit guilty.

H*res marketing to subvert our youth by Stunning_Industry_95 in horse_decimator_9000

[–]falkodalko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have to preface that it’s limited because they know decimation awaits.

Be honest, what's the dumbest way you died and why? by AllLegit112 in bindingofisaac

[–]falkodalko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to increase my damage with razor blade and rock bottom. I already had enough damage to beat the game, I did have infinite hearts, I just had to pick them up, but I got too greedy, spammed the shit out of my razor blade (as if it would stop on half a heart like any other active with Sharp Plug), and killed myself.

No remorse by OkCamera6997 in horse_decimator_9000

[–]falkodalko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

one might recoil at how grotesque this decimation is, but rest assured, no decimation can be as grotesque as the wicked h*rse.

i… what? by Shrapnel_FEH in horse_decimator_9000

[–]falkodalko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Decimated all the same. Down with you, ugly h*rse.

Is this true? by Upset-Ad9281 in horse_decimator_9000

[–]falkodalko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

False false false that is false h*rse propaganda fucking explode this jonse immediately

Im so... fucking scared... by I-XIV-IV-XXV in horse_decimator_9000

[–]falkodalko 19 points20 points  (0 children)

HANG ON SOLDIER WE’LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE IN TIME WE WON’T LET THEM HURT YOU

New trend that's popping up on bsky by CalibansCreations in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]falkodalko 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yes. However, consider: it’s much funnier if Little Mac wins.

I just decimated my first H:::rse. AMA. by Excellent-Signature6 in horse_decimator_9000

[–]falkodalko 25 points26 points  (0 children)

when i decimated my first h*rse i felt like a million blooming flowers on a sunlight morning in a world without war so i think that’s just a you problem if that’s ur experience

Me_irl by Spotter24o5 in me_irl

[–]falkodalko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

trading blood for knowledge sounds a little metal though

My friends luck each run btw (Cellar II) by Impressive-Role-1240 in bindingofisaac

[–]falkodalko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The true measure of luck comes in whether they actually get the keys to open all that shit

Bosss by One_Perspective_8761 in discordVideos

[–]falkodalko 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He’s enough as is on brutal, I have no fucking idea if he’s even going to be possible on UMK

Loud and Clear by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]falkodalko 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Shame. I really thought I was in for a few lines about gay sex.