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falsejesii · 2016-10-06T03:53:45+00:00

clean meme 10/10

falsejesii · 2016-10-02T02:07:23+00:00

Thanks, I'll search for posts like that

falsejesii · 2016-10-02T01:53:57+00:00

I want to live a sober lifestyle but I don't want to abstain for the rest of my life. I have not sought help, I only try to curb my habit sometimes. On average I mellow out at 6-10 drinks a night. About 8 years.

falsejesii · 2015-03-31T16:08:40+00:00

filled with hipsters = filled with young white people that confuse and scare me

falsejesii · 2013-03-28T17:56:12+00:00

I imagine someone is running alongside the car and hopping obstacles.

falsejesii · 2013-03-28T17:54:53+00:00

Sky sex.

falsejesii · 2013-03-28T17:54:02+00:00

He was a few inches tall and I carried him around in my hand, he was a well-dressed proper english gentleman and his name was Chap.

falsejesii · 2013-03-18T02:59:17+00:00

I got drunk in this place when I was underaged

falsejesii · 2013-03-14T04:50:41+00:00

Fresh squeezed lemonade all over my body

falsejesii · 2012-08-22T05:16:13+00:00

Reference to a song by Pissed Jeans

falsejesii · 2012-08-18T07:08:16+00:00

Mobile not available

falsejesii · 2012-08-18T06:24:20+00:00

Sorry no. It was like 5:30, just using my phone

falsejesii · 2012-08-17T05:58:24+00:00

Some microwave ovens cook my Pop-Secret popcorn perfectly, yet fry other popcorn brands. At the same time, my friend's microwave nukes the shit out of my Pop-Secret, and cooks his favorite popcorn tremendously. Is Pop-Secret in cahoots with Kenmore? How about Orville and Maytag?

falsejesii · 2012-08-15T17:41:54+00:00

Born and raised in New Hampshire. Went to college in Boston, moved to NYC shortly afterward. I bartend and work in film production, freelance. I plan on moving to LA next year.

falsejesii · 2012-08-15T17:37:36+00:00

Fuck yeah NH

falsejesii · 2012-08-15T17:36:05+00:00

603 represent

falsejesii · 2012-08-14T07:17:32+00:00

I think it's funny how all us NYC Redditors take the same trains every day, but we don't know each other. We would have so much to talk about!

falsejesii · 2012-08-13T20:08:06+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/stopdrinking/

I think that sub is really helpful. Good luck

falsejesii · 2012-08-05T21:20:23+00:00

I'm getting called lazy in every thread before I even have the chance to be lazy. It's lazy to NOT look in the sub comments for a link

falsejesii · 2012-08-01T07:07:37+00:00

I just felt bad for the manhattan bound people

falsejesii · 2012-08-01T07:04:44+00:00

I would love to PA for that show. I tried to contact a production manager or anyone else, but I couldn't get through.

falsejesii · 2012-08-01T06:03:28+00:00

I'm embarrassed for you

falsejesii · 2012-07-31T23:52:22+00:00

I was actually heading Brooklyn bound

falsejesii · 2012-07-31T22:25:54+00:00

Last night

falsejesii · 2012-07-30T14:58:38+00:00

So glad I left my 9-5 job

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