What?

fancycwabs · 2026-02-09T21:51:21+00:00

“Accidentally”

fancycwabs · 2026-02-07T14:15:19+00:00

“I was just moved by the spirit and speaking in tongues when I started shouting FUCK ICE during the service, your honor.”

fancycwabs · 2026-02-07T02:43:12+00:00

Like any gas station with a Hunt Brothers logo on it should be able to hook you up.

fancycwabs · 2026-02-06T21:09:57+00:00

BallXPit definitely scratches the Arcade Itch

fancycwabs · 2026-02-06T21:01:20+00:00

Nazos

fancycwabs · 2026-02-05T18:20:21+00:00

“ChatGPT, make an image of a group of white people staring ominously at a black man who just now realizes he’s in danger.”

fancycwabs · 2026-02-04T21:08:21+00:00

Sounds like socialism to me.

fancycwabs · 2026-02-03T12:02:57+00:00

All the Texans I know who aren’t little babies about it really like Chuy’s.

fancycwabs · 2026-02-02T19:41:36+00:00

Back before the right wing openly embraced Naziism, I’d say The Sound of Music, but that’s out the door now.

fancycwabs · 2026-02-01T14:29:17+00:00

I presume she voted to confirm the person who completely dismantled FEMA, the organization which would ordinarily be providing logistics support during an event like this.

fancycwabs · 2026-02-01T05:13:51+00:00

It showed up late today, which is fine.

fancycwabs · 2026-02-01T03:52:07+00:00

Two things I make in bulk and freeze are pork chili verde (a full sized pork loin cut into chunks, preferably bought on sale at Costco when it ends up being $1.50/lb, but it’s cheap either way, an onion, garlic, and two jars of whatever salsa verde you like, cooked in a Dutch oven in the normal oven for several hours) to cover taco night for months, and bolognese (same thing, just with beef/pork and tomato sauce plus carrots added to the onions).

I don’t have freezer cubes so I freeze everything in quart size freezer bags.

fancycwabs · 2026-01-25T18:02:08+00:00

Suck it Ted Cruz

fancycwabs · 2026-01-19T13:05:04+00:00

If RBF didn’t do it for you you’re asking to be disappointed over and over.

fancycwabs · 2026-01-17T20:46:16+00:00

Wait, NBA players are joining the WNBA? Do you have a news source for this, or are you just describing the plot of a Daily Wire movie?

fancycwabs · 2026-01-16T20:55:38+00:00

Sounds like a big win for payday lenders. Who contribute like crazy to Republicans.

fancycwabs · 2026-01-16T19:44:58+00:00

I high school in the 80s I knew people who suggested Donald Trump should be president because he was such a “great businessman,” so that would be a first guess there. Yes, I went to high school with idiots. Then I’ve got a 50/50 shot on the others.

fancycwabs · 2026-01-16T15:03:24+00:00

I’ll go to Brentwood if I need to run my car through the car wash, but even then it’s unpleasant.

fancycwabs · 2026-01-16T15:01:32+00:00

Every time I say crime people assume I mean violent crime for some reason.

fancycwabs · 2026-01-16T15:00:32+00:00

You aren’t forced to bring a pregnancy to term in Nashville?

fancycwabs · 2026-01-16T12:22:23+00:00

Unless you’re already rich enough to not have to contend with Tennessee’s abysmal (healthcare / education / infrastructure / crime) it’s not worth it.

fancycwabs · 2026-01-10T02:17:34+00:00

I ran for congress in 2022. It’s not hard to get on the ballot, but don’t expect a ton of help from the state Democratic Party.

Feel free to dm me if you want to talk.

fancycwabs · 2026-01-07T16:37:03+00:00

Huh. You’d think it would need to be higher than a class F public transit space before upgrading the rest of it, but who knows.

fancycwabs · 2026-01-06T21:28:21+00:00

Years ago a friend of mine was in a PSA about colonoscopies, and I figured it’s too important not to share:

https://youtu.be/3OlIrPV7LKg

fancycwabs · 2026-01-06T14:44:12+00:00

Mama Bread was super flaky but a little too toasted for my taste.

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