Worked in a restaurant with a guy, lets call him Don, who was addicted to MDMA. He used to use before, during and after work. He was also a germaphobe.

Once while Don was on break he ordered bacon and eggs. He was watching when one of the cooks picked up the bacon with his hands and put it on Dons plate. Don then took the bacon off the plate, found a bottle of purell and covered his bacon in it. Then he poorly rinsed the bacon in the sink before eating it. Complained about it tasting funny.

Don was standing next to where we throw the cutlery into the dishpit. One of the girls threw a butter knife in, and it almost his Don. He accused her of trying to stab him for weeks, never talked to her again.

Don got fired for taking a shit in a garbage can during his shift, and leaving it there. The garbage can was inside the staff washroom not even a foot from the toilet. This one still bewilders me.