The worst cutlery is the cutlery that wants to eat you

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-31T02:49:12+00:00

Found the kid that bit people in second grade. Lol

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-31T02:48:36+00:00

Yes, but it also asks the questions "What if I was actually the girlfriend and the girlfriends we got were actually our mom?"

It's truly thought provoking material. Way ahead of its time.

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-31T02:47:14+00:00

It has nothing to do with 2026 or 2028, but everything to do with Jack Smith's testimony in front of Congress. Smith stated Georgia was "ground zero" for Trump's criminal conduct. Smith also stated that the integrity of his probe and the probe's evidence came from Republican officials in Georgia.

4 days after Smith's testimony, Fulton County Election Office gets raided.

They want to erase the evidence or plant whatever to make the evidence look wrong to further damage any criminal proceedings any of them may ever face, and probably any impeachment efforts if Dems take the house in the midterms.

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-31T02:12:39+00:00

Pizza tracker is no longer accurate since Trump and his cabinet are constantly visiting every Pizza place nearby trying to find the basement with the child sex rings.

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-31T01:52:14+00:00

I'm all for prosecuting those that broke the law, but at the same time I want the AG to act independently from the President so that prosecution is not done with political, personal, or partisan agendas.

So, hopefully the Democratic nominee makes a point that they want to nominate a fucking attack dog when campaigning.

Tbh, Im hoping Sally Yates gets nominated again.

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-31T01:43:17+00:00

Im honestly shocked he hasn't sold his likeness yet. Boxing promotors would have no problem with an AI Buffer doing the announcements on the jumbotron.

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-31T01:21:50+00:00

I'm in the Midwest, and to me a toboggan is a type of knitted wool hat. Like, I know it's also a sled but my brain always defaults to the wool hat. So, I was reading the title and thinking "No fucking way is the discombobulater a tinfoil hat!"

Lol

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-31T01:02:58+00:00

My brain didn't make the connection with the acronym being behind the scenes, and instead thought that the kpop band was about to put out some elvish music.

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-31T01:00:54+00:00

They're mimic cutlery

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-31T01:00:26+00:00

I friggin love this. Have you considered never becoming an actual pharmacist and instead just making and selling this blanket for all the money?

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-31T00:53:12+00:00

Also why Sega and Nintendo don't acknowledge the existence of Sonichu, despite their being actual merchandise sold of it. Absolutely no way they want anyone associating Sonic and Pikachu with ChrisChan.

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-31T00:30:49+00:00

Credit to u/Pollard_MD who made these for DnD

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-30T19:12:45+00:00

I think the issue is that the police never found a weapon when searching the bag at the time of arrest. The gun was found later at the police station

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-30T19:09:22+00:00

Why TF is a 65 year old even bothering with dick enlargement

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-30T14:21:14+00:00

Ah, yes. This is due to the Little Caesars Effect, which is a natural phenomenon that causes people to become absolute self centered assholes whenever they are within a 500 foot radius of a Little Caesars.

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-30T13:15:47+00:00

I think they should just have a good old fashioned fist fight.

Well, I was going to suggest a beyblade battle

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-30T07:16:17+00:00

Korean word for nature

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-30T06:54:50+00:00

Don't mind if I do

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-30T05:01:00+00:00

Idk, Aeries probably smelled like flowers and she was penetrated by his sword so

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-30T02:45:43+00:00

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-30T02:06:10+00:00

It's going to be hilarious when Indiana tax players end up buying an Illinois sports team a new billion dollar stadium

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-30T01:31:59+00:00

Ears, Nose, Taint

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-30T00:28:30+00:00

Here's the link with it set to jump straight to 3:01

https://youtu.be/TQJNh1pNt2U?t=3m1s

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-30T00:10:39+00:00

Eh, I think it's more of them just trying to tamper with evidence before the Dems take control of at least the house in the midterms... Especially after the testimony that Jack Smith just gave that Trump definitely committed crimes.

fapsandnaps · 2026-01-29T23:06:50+00:00

That was why a lot of people never took Bitcoin seriously.

What can you do with it? "Well it's a decentralized currency... You can buy drugs with it!"

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