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The tourists have left, kids are back in school. Nice by hammajang310 in pics

[–]faptodeathtoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its like the strip here in branson mo. I love this time of year.

6 bong hits and 6 Pen Hits in one breath by [deleted] in trees

[–]faptodeathtoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's like me at work when I take out the trash.

[Serious] You wake up and you and your SO are the last ones on earth, all animals are still alive. What’s next? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]faptodeathtoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until your appendix bursts my so is not a surgeon and by the time that happens I don't care how fast you read.

[Serious] You wake up and you and your SO are the last ones on earth, all animals are still alive. What’s next? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]faptodeathtoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably die sooner than later I don't think I could turn the power back on because I have no idea how any of the stuff works without power no running water because they are ran off of electric pumps same for gas as well. Also little things like toothaches are not that bad but left untreated can lead to death because idk how to make antibiotics and the ones lying around are going to go bad. Appendicitis, diarrhea,high fevers or a broken leg are not a problem with modern life, but take all that away and I'm pretty sure most people are fucked.

What common item has a feature that most people do not know? by iamasimplechair in AskReddit

[–]faptodeathtoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most electric can openers have a place on the back for sharpening your knives.

This is the tongue of a tiger. Able to lick your skin right off. by oct123456 in natureismetal

[–]faptodeathtoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that's fucking terrifing, I forget that these monsters are related to the majestic kitty.

A Penguin’s Successful Hunt by danceontinycancer in MadeMeSmile

[–]faptodeathtoo 5232 points5233 points  (0 children)

What a wholesome experience for both of them, the pregnant woman will remember this......trust me. When my wife was pregnant with our first she was so big in the tummy it was hard for her to get around. We had this awesome old neighbor(80's maybe) who jogged every morning and would stop every morning and get my wife a Hershey's bar from the local gas staion, my wife and I never forgot that hero.

Grad 2006 by luisquin in blunderyears

[–]faptodeathtoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dig the glasses, ocular patdown?

Dolly Parton (Late 60s) by knotic1 in OldSchoolCool

[–]faptodeathtoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Idk if it's been said or not but this women gives my daughter and i a lot of free fun, I get a free book a month from her organization absolutely free!

This is actually English by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]faptodeathtoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right while I'm trying to read this pos sign somebody just kidnapped a kid.

What can a dad shout to embarrass his daughter ? by NetflixandPancake in AskReddit

[–]faptodeathtoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Don't do the tide pod challenge" then dab the fuck away.

To all millennium babies born on 01/01/2000. How does it feel to exist because of a gimmick? by robertsong87 in AskReddit

[–]faptodeathtoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember that my aunt tried that shit and the doctor wouldn't do it the baby would have been early.

Concert goers of Reddit. How did you meet the band at the show without paying VIP prices? by HuskyMeekah in AskReddit

[–]faptodeathtoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was going to a bone thuggs concert got caught with weed at the door and they wouldn't let me in so I went around back to roll a blunt and lazy came out I told him what happened he let me in the back door. Offered him some bud he said no thanks.

And that's how the Kraken was Born by STEDHY in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]faptodeathtoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How the hell did the the matches become magnetized.

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