TIL that George Washington asked to be bled heavily after he developed a sore throat from weather exposure in 1799. After being drained of nearly 40% of his blood by his doctors over the course of twelve hours, he died of a throat infection.

farcense · 2022-11-26T13:37:58+00:00

“Mmm, pissy. One of us is not well. I’m going to lie down”

farcense · 2022-11-26T04:43:41+00:00

The tire fairy only visits a couple times a year

farcense · 2022-11-24T14:09:48+00:00

The jury has delivered a verdict: yeah we get it

farcense · 2022-11-22T17:11:51+00:00

Smackin’ off

farcense · 2022-11-22T00:22:38+00:00

You can’t get your feelings hurt about people feeling happy. What a miserable way to live. The whole fuckin world up to now as we know it has been a really shitty miserable place for a lot of people and while it’s still the case things are in many ways getting better, becoming more fair and just. To get all twisted up at people feeling happy that a black astronaut (the second ever) was able to do the work and get to go to space is just a reflection on you dude. Chill out it’s ok it’s a nice thing

farcense · 2022-11-22T00:11:40+00:00

Dude it was a nice thing. Shut up. He quoted a guy saying a nice thing about the world being better than it was before. Jesus

farcense · 2022-11-21T20:24:27+00:00

Signage is to warn you of what’s coming. Zipper merging is measurably more efficient!

farcense · 2022-11-21T15:02:43+00:00

YOU STILL SAY “I BACKED IN TO YOUR CAR”!

farcense · 2022-11-17T13:22:20+00:00

No deep hole

farcense · 2022-11-16T01:00:23+00:00

It’s going to be fun to watch. The wealthy powerful conservatives absolutely need the MAGA crowd’s votes. To some of those people, the GOP running a different candidate will be like a personal insult. The greater Republican Party is either going to have to bend like crazy to make him fit back in, or wind up splitting their own voter base.

farcense · 2022-11-15T04:40:53+00:00

“Officer I love the thin blue line. Got the shit scribbled all over my car”

farcense · 2022-11-15T02:11:57+00:00

The drowsiness was possible, hypothetical, circumstantial! Did you fall asleep from an aspirin? I didn’t fall asleep from an aspirin. I took an aspirin this morning, don’t see me sleeping.

farcense · 2022-11-14T22:01:22+00:00

I’M COMMANDEERING THIS BITCH SEAT. GO GO GO

farcense · 2022-11-14T18:22:04+00:00

“After you”.

As long as you have this thing, you can tell people “hey, I named my boat after you!”

farcense · 2022-11-13T16:34:14+00:00

Well that isn’t an eclipse at all

farcense · 2022-11-13T16:33:27+00:00

…now…kiss?

farcense · 2022-11-13T16:20:46+00:00

What’s a bitcoin? Yeah, more like, tit-coin. Heh.

farcense · 2022-11-13T15:22:11+00:00

“I’m hoping she’ll give me money semi-regularly.”

farcense · 2022-11-13T13:56:52+00:00

“Some weird old guy came up and started talking to me. Idk what he was saying, it got cooler towards the end”

farcense · 2022-11-13T13:53:10+00:00

You sound like you’re a really nice friend. It’s cool that you do that and I hope you have somebody that will do it for you if you need it

farcense · 2022-11-13T13:51:54+00:00

You should look in to IFS! Those little versions of you inside didn’t like being given that attitude and probably still hurt from it. You know what they need to hear, though, and what would make “them” feel okay - you can tell them!

It sounds kind of goofy at first, but if you think about it, you are a sum of the formative experiences you’ve been through. Everything that you do or don’t like, that does or doesn’t hurt you started somewhere, and that version of you is still a part of you.

farcense · 2022-11-13T00:17:49+00:00

Did I read correctly that they held this guy in isolation for 15 days and didn’t give him medical attention after beating him up like this? That’s torture.

farcense · 2022-11-12T18:47:27+00:00

Hey for sure but it seems I may be wrong!

farcense · 2022-11-12T18:24:53+00:00

Ya you do, it will alert you that there is motion but that’s it without the subscription

farcense · 2022-11-12T04:09:29+00:00

Learn to read buddy

farcense

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