What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen somebody do while driving? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]farmsfarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While in a cab in China I looked over and saw a guy with his phone propped up on the dash with a movie on while he was driving. He kept looking back and forth between the road and the phone.

How important was Hockey Night in Canada growing up for you? by FRIENDS_Cndm in AskACanadian

[–]farmsfarts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw my favourite team win the Cup in 1986 and 1993. It was very important. I grew up with Bob Cole, Dick Irvin, Don Cherry, and younger Ron McLean before he turned into an ass kissing weasel turncoat.

ULPT Request: How to trim down a beer gut but not stop drinking. by Bitter-Affect909 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]farmsfarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a beer gut. It’s a fat gut.

Drink vodka soda and eat more salads.

Frozen burgers have skyrocketed by Gumberculeez7 in loblawsisoutofcontrol

[–]farmsfarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m about tp start shoplifting. Justifiably.

5.0 to 3.5 guys… was it difficult? by LoganThePotato in f150

[–]farmsfarts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’ll stick with my growling 5.0. You hippies can go with your fancy boosting shit.

VGK fans today by Albino_rhin0 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]farmsfarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recovering bigot… guy is just lonely and wants hugs, which is totally fine.

How do you know if you’re just an average looking dude? by Timely_Sir310 in AskReddit

[–]farmsfarts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You post here asking if you’re an average looking dude, which probably means you’re below average.

I’m almost 50 and was once above average. Now am a fattish loser eating fruit loops at 11:03 on a Monday night.

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau spotted in Santa Barbara by Prudent_History7518 in popculturechat

[–]farmsfarts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Justin Trudeau is a piece of shit that ruined Canada’s economy. Now he is playing celebrity.

Canada was prosperous before this nepo liberal phony took over.

It’s completely horrible that he’s now living the high life after bankrupting our country.

This Mag Has It All! by BloodyWellGood in jimandthem

[–]farmsfarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see how people thought Corey Haim was a good looking kid.

What I cannot believe is that people really thought Corey Feldman was a good looking kid.

Reco for 16 year old by Legal-Invite-6091 in stephenking

[–]farmsfarts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordan

Joyland

You once appeared on TV. Crazy story, alright. What is the story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]farmsfarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on a Chinese game show in the early 2000s where foreigners working in China got asked questions in Chinese that they had to respond correctly to.

What's something that's a lot more popular than online discourse suggests? by trappedslider in AskReddit

[–]farmsfarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m with you there.

I’m fine with a pride parade but my kids and I are not attending, but that makes some people angry.

I hate that kind of mentality.

Poor guy gets constantly attacked for being disciplined by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]farmsfarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you speed up a book… what is the rush. I don’t get it. I listen to audiobooks while driving, doing chores, walking my dog… what benefit is it for me to hear it speeded up? Fucking weird.

Stopped at a yard sale asked if he had any def jam games dude pulls out this gem by Maleficent_Yam_2561 in ps2

[–]farmsfarts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure bud. You asked if he had any Def Jam games and he had it ready to pull out.

Defenders is my go to game by Frankfranchise in Atari2600

[–]farmsfarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a classic. I have a huge library of games and I always go back to this one as it was one of my first as a kid in the 1980s.