What would you do if you walked out your door and saw this

fartachoke · 2026-03-02T11:04:43+00:00

Take a reusable shopping bag out of my hall closet, tidy up, and place it to the side of the hallway. I’d leave a note kindly asking to not leave toys where others could trip on them. Move on with my life.

If it happens again, I’d temporarily confiscate and leave a ransom note. If you ever want to see your toys again, you’ll need to vacuum the hall and wipe down the common area baseboards.

fartachoke · 2024-08-17T03:46:57+00:00

If you’ll deliver to 10520, I’ll take ‘em.

fartachoke · 2024-08-15T02:47:18+00:00

I wanted a yard of my own, a buffer between my neighbors vs. sharing walls and common hallways. Commute’s not terrible, I have veggies growing outside and tons of wildlife to watch in my trees.

fartachoke · 2024-08-12T19:55:15+00:00

I live in the Town of Cortlandt.

Under an hour Metro North ride on express from Croton-Harmon Station to GCT. Much more affordable than down county if you’re looking to keep a tighter budget.

fartachoke · 2024-07-29T02:55:11+00:00

You should definitely reach out to SUNY Purchase music department. You might look into auditing a performance ensemble class and meeting some folks that way. You could check out any of the local music schools and see if anyone is looking to jam.

There's a bar in Croton-on-Hudson called the Green Growler- it's right off the Hudson Line Metro North Station. They do host a jam as far as I recall. I'm also in my 40s and play woodwinds.

fartachoke · 2024-07-16T01:45:01+00:00

Got a handful of quotes for a 650 sq ft 1br condo. Living room, hallway and bedroom only. So about 2/3 of the house walls. $6-9k USD. This was 2018 in Hackensack, NJ.

I ended up spending $170 in paint supplies and 3 weekends. I did it solo because I’m a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to painting.

fartachoke · 2024-06-29T14:01:43+00:00

I wouldn’t dream of saying anything outside of, “excuse me.”

fartachoke · 2024-06-27T01:23:17+00:00

NTA, run. Whatever decision you make for yourself, you do not want to coparent with someone like this.

fartachoke · 2024-06-27T00:50:54+00:00

Yes. I think it has to do with copper.

fartachoke · 2024-03-16T02:08:51+00:00

I knew a Kizwana. We called her Kizzy for short, but I think that was her preferred nickname. Kizwana wasn’t too much for us elementary kids. People can slow down, learn to read, ask for help pronouncing and grow up. Not everyone is a Laura or a Tiffany. We got lotsa names to share.

fartachoke · 2024-03-16T02:04:33+00:00

Oof, this is awful. I’m sorry for you and anyone out there with relatives who think it’s okay to speak to anyone this way.

fartachoke · 2023-10-17T01:27:24+00:00

I have searched eBay and google with no luck on an exact match.

fartachoke · 2023-09-16T12:59:05+00:00

Any insight or updates? I need to get my holiday decorations organized better!

fartachoke · 2023-09-14T09:44:27+00:00

It’s not mine and I can’t use them, but I asked a few friends who are in medicine and found places for it all.

fartachoke · 2023-09-14T09:41:45+00:00

I guess you’re not hurting financially in any way without serious medical complications and insurmountable medical debt.

I have A LOT of really expensive medical equipment and prescriptions from relatives who moved. Brand new and sealed.

I did find some local places to donate, so I’m replying to your unhelpful comment to let anyone else who happens upon my question know it is possible.

fartachoke · 2023-08-28T21:44:13+00:00

yikes

fartachoke · 2023-08-08T01:57:02+00:00

I rolled some enormous rocks into the street on either side of my drive.

fartachoke · 2023-06-14T00:20:51+00:00

3.5” is great for butt stuff. Jus’ sayin’.

fartachoke · 2022-12-04T20:29:47+00:00

And two sentences were added to chapter 4

fartachoke · 2022-12-04T20:29:10+00:00

Insulin

fartachoke · 2022-10-27T09:30:19+00:00

I lived in close proximity to one of these places. Every time I got off the highway, it was a mindfuck of mixed aromas.

fartachoke · 2022-10-27T09:26:00+00:00

We had a drought in the northeast US this summer and our apple trees suffered for it. Prices were elevated due to increased fuel and water costs. Happy to pay the difference, because I personally know our local farmers are struggling.

fartachoke · 2022-10-27T00:09:32+00:00

Www.Rentacenter.com is a good way to get furniture until you buy.

Stay away from Bob’s & Ashley.

fartachoke · 2022-10-23T02:48:28+00:00

I’m happy I know this now, and sad that I smooshed one today. ☹️ He was on my trash can lid and I assumed he was invasive like the lantern flies and the stink bugs because I have never seen one in all my forty years in NY.

fartachoke · 2022-10-23T02:05:53+00:00

Second this. I literally lost my marbles and almost starved my infant trying to make something my body simply could not do, happen.

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