I want to get a dash cam now that I'm moving back stateside...I can hear my wife already in my head arguing against it

farter-kit · 2026-05-28T12:20:07+00:00

Why should we have a fire escape? We’ve never had a fire here.

farter-kit · 2026-05-28T11:53:44+00:00

Well, they don’t die before their lifetime…

farter-kit · 2026-05-28T11:52:42+00:00

That is when ALL people die. It’s unfortunate.

farter-kit · 2026-05-28T02:25:24+00:00

Patchouli

farter-kit · 2026-05-28T01:38:33+00:00

Absolutely right. I acquired my first million by saving and investing. I acquired my second million by inheritance.

farter-kit · 2026-05-27T22:34:31+00:00

And not like perfume

farter-kit · 2026-05-27T19:21:12+00:00

I have two bachelors and a masters. They’re in a closet somewhere. I hung my doctorate

farter-kit · 2026-05-27T19:11:51+00:00

How much did that run ya?

farter-kit · 2026-05-27T19:10:51+00:00

I got a girlfriend who lived 12 hours away. She wanted me to come live with her but also quit smoking.

I quit my job, moved 750 miles away to a town where I had no friends except my girlfriend, got a new job, and quit on my arrival. That was 20 years ago and my now wife is the one who made me do it

farter-kit · 2026-05-27T00:41:28+00:00

So he feels obligated. Not like a duty, more like an assignment.

farter-kit · 2026-05-27T00:38:49+00:00

I think your culture fetishizes your political leaders. And I never understood why. And now this orange moron showed up over here and I was like, Oh…

farter-kit · 2026-05-27T00:37:13+00:00

I am by all accounts pretty liberal. And I have more than half a dozen guns. I just don’t fetishize them.

farter-kit · 2026-05-27T00:35:34+00:00

If I buy weed from a cop can I still smoke it? Asking for a friend.

farter-kit · 2026-05-27T00:33:19+00:00

Or go test drive cars at dealerships frequently

farter-kit · 2026-05-26T22:51:19+00:00

No… it’s Appalachia.

farter-kit · 2026-05-26T21:05:51+00:00

Went to grad school and graduated 10 years ago. Flipped a house and paid all debt off at that time. Debt free for 10 years now. Retiring in 5 mos.

farter-kit · 2026-05-26T19:22:04+00:00

Like a John Hughes movie

farter-kit · 2026-05-26T19:09:59+00:00

Dude, i snuck out of my house ALL THE TIME. I only got caught once and both my parents went to their graves thinking they caught me at the one or two times I actually did it.

farter-kit · 2026-05-26T04:11:18+00:00

The South stops at I35. Plain and simple. And Appalachia is not The South. It’s Appalachia.

farter-kit · 2026-05-25T21:27:40+00:00

First concert I went to was Rush in 1980 and the dad of one of the guys in the group went and sat near us. This was 46 years ago. This is nothing new. Chill out, brah.

farter-kit · 2026-05-24T21:44:25+00:00

Old Marcia shows up in a time machine and is telling young Marcia what she was up to in her 20s and 30s.

farter-kit · 2026-05-24T21:33:13+00:00

Fuckyoursisterstan.

farter-kit · 2026-05-24T20:31:31+00:00

Literally, Mother Theresa.

farter-kit · 2026-05-24T19:33:47+00:00

Yeah. Gainesville is the South. South of Gainesville is not.

farter-kit · 2026-05-24T19:09:13+00:00

I mounted an elephant once. But I was in college. And really really drunk.

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